Bit out of date though, you’d probably take Nevada, Virginia and the enclave of Colorado-New Mexico with you these days. Maybe Arizona, depending on how the vote goes.
isaidwhatididnt on
As a resident of Minnesota, I am completely open to this.
ksdanj on
That would be a nice boost for Canadian GDP and Canada would gain another NHL team.
YourShowerCompanion on
Progressive states should just ditch red states. Generally speaking, those reds are nothing more than leeches.
Cruyelo on
I like Minnesota, but I want them to be cousins who live in a nice place. Not cousins who move in because their family wrecked their place. It doesn’t fix the real problem.
SuperBearJew on
First order of business after dealing with all of the ICE fucks: we chase the Pohlad family out of the state and turn the Twins into a proper baseball team
Surturiel on
Nah, buddy. We’re good.
DeekanKwaz on
As a Minnesotan of over 25 years who owne property and a business on the border I am 100% open to this.
whatsmypassword73 on
Too many hit to the head, eh buddy?
Glad_Lychee_180 on
lol. That’s not the solution to this mess.
Ok-disaster2022 on
Sadly there’s no mechanism for a state to peacibly secede from the US.
Kaizen2468 on
Good luck with that. There’s no framework in place for a state to leave the union.
There is no legal way to do it. You’d need to amend the constitution and get 3/4 states to support it.
Flower-Immediate on
I’d prefer if the borders stayed where they are.
thiefofalways1313 on
How about we just fix our fucking shit.
prince_of_cannock on
No. This is just stupid. This is not the way.
CantFeelMyToesAgain on
47% of Minnesota voted for trump so fuck no
Tesla-Nomadicus on
Sorry but no thank you from Canada.
How many guns are there in the average US state? Probably more than my entire country and I’d rather not have them within my borders.
And we don’t need any more dumb voters either. Including Jesse Ventura.
You’re our brothers and sisters, we love many many of you.
But fix your own shit instead of fucking with ours please.
CreeksideStrays on
We don’t want your guns. Sorry.
WastelandOutlaw007 on
Sorry. We had a war over this, and victory cost more American lives than all other wars combined
No leaving the union.
trainwreck42 on
Wait! Take WA, OR, and CA with you!
Fluid-Objective2104 on
Stupid talk.
BigInconsideration on
As a Canadian, no thank you.
callmesandycohen on
Walz should meet with Carney just to troll Trump. Say “we discussed Canada-Minnesota alignment.”
Responsible_Egg_3260 on
In before someone says “We’ll trade Alberta for Minnesota”
duckinradar on
Dude, Canada, I would be honored. I think the entire west coast would be honored.
notassigned2023 on
If this becomes true I’m moving to Minnesota immediately.
Bishopjones2112 on
Well if the populations of those states are happy to pay taxes and be good people, I’d welcome them, if they hold a proper referendum. Of course it would be a massive logistical issue, ohh and metric system bitches. Anyway yeah
MrFordization on
But how would Donald Trump explain that to his base?
angryPenguinator on
Minnesota could be Canada’s wang
PWL51 on
Welcome🇨🇦🇨🇦
Suitable-Cod9183 on
No thanks. Almost half voted Trump and the democrats are more conservative than our liberals
rarsamx on
As a Canadian. Thanks, but no thanks. We can be friendly neighbours, though.
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“There’s no Hogan to stop me now, McMahon!”
About as likely as Albertan sovereignty, but in make-believe land, sure. Let’s get Jesse in the Canadian Senate for his trouble.
How does Canada protect their country against Murdoch family propaganda? They are doing way better than us.
Reminds me of [that map](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesusland_map) that did the rounds back in the day.
Bit out of date though, you’d probably take Nevada, Virginia and the enclave of Colorado-New Mexico with you these days. Maybe Arizona, depending on how the vote goes.
As a resident of Minnesota, I am completely open to this.
That would be a nice boost for Canadian GDP and Canada would gain another NHL team.
Progressive states should just ditch red states. Generally speaking, those reds are nothing more than leeches.
I like Minnesota, but I want them to be cousins who live in a nice place. Not cousins who move in because their family wrecked their place. It doesn’t fix the real problem.
First order of business after dealing with all of the ICE fucks: we chase the Pohlad family out of the state and turn the Twins into a proper baseball team
Nah, buddy. We’re good.
As a Minnesotan of over 25 years who owne property and a business on the border I am 100% open to this.
Too many hit to the head, eh buddy?
lol. That’s not the solution to this mess.
Sadly there’s no mechanism for a state to peacibly secede from the US.
Good luck with that. There’s no framework in place for a state to leave the union.
There is no legal way to do it. You’d need to amend the constitution and get 3/4 states to support it.
I’d prefer if the borders stayed where they are.
How about we just fix our fucking shit.
No. This is just stupid. This is not the way.
47% of Minnesota voted for trump so fuck no
Sorry but no thank you from Canada.
How many guns are there in the average US state? Probably more than my entire country and I’d rather not have them within my borders.
And we don’t need any more dumb voters either. Including Jesse Ventura.
You’re our brothers and sisters, we love many many of you.
But fix your own shit instead of fucking with ours please.
We don’t want your guns. Sorry.
Sorry. We had a war over this, and victory cost more American lives than all other wars combined
No leaving the union.
Wait! Take WA, OR, and CA with you!
Stupid talk.
As a Canadian, no thank you.
Walz should meet with Carney just to troll Trump. Say “we discussed Canada-Minnesota alignment.”
In before someone says “We’ll trade Alberta for Minnesota”
Dude, Canada, I would be honored. I think the entire west coast would be honored.
If this becomes true I’m moving to Minnesota immediately.
Well if the populations of those states are happy to pay taxes and be good people, I’d welcome them, if they hold a proper referendum. Of course it would be a massive logistical issue, ohh and metric system bitches. Anyway yeah
But how would Donald Trump explain that to his base?
Minnesota could be Canada’s wang
Welcome🇨🇦🇨🇦
No thanks. Almost half voted Trump and the democrats are more conservative than our liberals
As a Canadian. Thanks, but no thanks. We can be friendly neighbours, though.