<Drunk Russians forget what day Putin comes to Kyiv and do their regular civilian bombing session>
Urbanyeti0 on
The politest “do I look like a fucking idiot?”
FrozenToonies on
It’s like Spy vs Spy from old Mad magazines.
StrangerConscious637 on
Zelensky… don’t go to Russia… ever… they will kill you immediately. That’s the only thing this terrorist country is famous for. Don’t trust them!!!
MetasploitReddit on
They should offer Putin a nice cup of warm tea
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anders_hansson on
* Putin: “I invite you” (translation: I don’t expert you to come)
* Zelensky: “I invite you” (translation: I’m not coming)
Everyone getting what they want, it seems.
CLONE-11011100 on
Why not meet somewhere neutral, like maybe I don’t know – The Hague?…
IL1keBigButts on
We invite Putin to the Hague.
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ResponseUnlucky3664 on
Excellent !!
AardvarkOk4359 on
He can even bring Lukeshenko to hold his hand
Draculix on
Putin: Ahh, I knew that wouldn’t work but had to try y’know?
funkyduck72 on
He’s going to try and Navalny him with laced tea or some such stupid shit.
Agile-Gold-672 on
Ukraine is done. People may not like it, but that’s the reality.
Ukraine, Venezuela, Taiwan, Cuba, Canada and Mexico, are all done and will be in for a rude awakening.
leavemeinpieces on
I think they should just have a good old fashioned fist fight.
Then Zelenskyy can drag him back to Ukraine and strap him to the elephant’s foot until he melts.
That would be a fitting end for such a rotten fucker.
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Sayakai on
But that would mean that Putin would have to stop bombing Kyiv for a day while he’s there, can’t have that!
Snck_Pck on
This is dumb. Neither will go to their respective cities. Putin knows he’s likely to be arrested for war crimes if he ever leaves Russia and goes to somewhere he can get arrested; and Zelenskyy knows if he goes to Russia he probably doesn’t leave.
AcguyDance on
Putain needs to grow some balls and step out from his mom’s basement, touch some grass in Kyiv.
Late-Following792 on
They should meet at finland. Both have similar background and mutual history.
Helsinki is peacefull safe place and police is 0% corrupt and need to have high educatition to qualify as one.
90% speaks language that only 5 million understands so foreign operators stand out like stars.
Safest places in earth.
PintsOfGuinness_ on
Uhh Putin has been trying to get there for years now
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<Drunk Russians forget what day Putin comes to Kyiv and do their regular civilian bombing session>
The politest “do I look like a fucking idiot?”
It’s like Spy vs Spy from old Mad magazines.
Zelensky… don’t go to Russia… ever… they will kill you immediately. That’s the only thing this terrorist country is famous for. Don’t trust them!!!
They should offer Putin a nice cup of warm tea
[deleted]
* Putin: “I invite you” (translation: I don’t expert you to come)
* Zelensky: “I invite you” (translation: I’m not coming)
Everyone getting what they want, it seems.
Why not meet somewhere neutral, like maybe I don’t know – The Hague?…
We invite Putin to the Hague.
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Excellent !!
He can even bring Lukeshenko to hold his hand
Putin: Ahh, I knew that wouldn’t work but had to try y’know?
He’s going to try and Navalny him with laced tea or some such stupid shit.
Ukraine is done. People may not like it, but that’s the reality.
Ukraine, Venezuela, Taiwan, Cuba, Canada and Mexico, are all done and will be in for a rude awakening.
I think they should just have a good old fashioned fist fight.
Then Zelenskyy can drag him back to Ukraine and strap him to the elephant’s foot until he melts.
That would be a fitting end for such a rotten fucker.
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But that would mean that Putin would have to stop bombing Kyiv for a day while he’s there, can’t have that!
This is dumb. Neither will go to their respective cities. Putin knows he’s likely to be arrested for war crimes if he ever leaves Russia and goes to somewhere he can get arrested; and Zelenskyy knows if he goes to Russia he probably doesn’t leave.
Putain needs to grow some balls and step out from his mom’s basement, touch some grass in Kyiv.
They should meet at finland. Both have similar background and mutual history.
Helsinki is peacefull safe place and police is 0% corrupt and need to have high educatition to qualify as one.
90% speaks language that only 5 million understands so foreign operators stand out like stars.
Safest places in earth.
Uhh Putin has been trying to get there for years now