Must be nice to be able to afford to check yourself into the hospital for the flu.
clarkrd on
must be nice to be able to check into a hospital
Sagemel on
Fork found in kitchen
Mikethebest78 on
Why do these evil old men live to 150?
The only thing he was ever good at was showing Republicans how to use the levers of power to rig the game in their favor.
They have sadly learned that lesson well.
JeremyNolans on
I sincerely wish him the best and a fast recovery. He needs to be behind bars.
yeanoyeayea on
I hope he knows he’ll only be remembered as a spineless shill to bigots and billionaires.
I guess we’ll all remember he kinda looked like a turtle too
charlies-ghost on
Billy Joel said in 1977:
> They showed you a statue and told you to pray
>
> They built you a temple and locked you away
>
> But they never told you the price that you pay
>
> For things that you might have done.
Upstairs-Region-5387 on
Hope you pull through Mitch, you don’t deserve to miss the America you fucked over.
Competitive-Rub7670 on
The turtle???? No way
morbob on
Mitch promoted Trump
yellowjackethokie on
Absolutely nobody should be surprised. In fact, this is why Kentucky passed a new law to strip their governor of the ability to appoint replacement senators, in 2024. Because they knew ol’ Mitch wasn’t going to leave, despite it being well past time for him to; and they don’t want Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear (D) to be able to pick his replacement like Governor Ron DeSantis (R) did in Florida, just last year.
CelticSith on
Poor hospital is gonna run out of lettuce
Novel_Wolf7445 on
I’m just about to order breakfast for delivery. I do that sometimes, it’s actually not too expensive where I live. It’s probably gonna be donuts. Trump rapes kids. If you are affected by the US winter storm please stay warm and safe!
Simple-Ring2073 on
Enjoy your free government healthcare you won’t let us have.
Bitter_Canary3662 on
The lights are on but nobody is home. What a sad pathetic legacy.
JPenniman on
You know, that headline is written pretty similarly to how it would be if he died and I read it that way for a moment
Interesting_Buy1935 on
I don’t know her.
Kevincarb82 on
So, what’s everyone having for dinner?
moonscience on
Wonder if he ever thinks about how he blocked Trump’s impeachment after 1/6?
Burning_Monk on
I wish him well and look forward to his obituary.
tayjo1 on
Good.
chinga-tu-culo on
And?
Procrastineddit on
Well… bye.
cheeriosinalmondmilk on
I want gluten free carrot cake
tle4f on
We could really use some good news right about now
InteractionLittle668 on
Fingers crossed!
Stillwater215 on
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. Hopefully he enjoys his stable, reliable, taxpayer-funded healthcare that he denied to everyone else.
ars_perfecta on
I can’t tell if that’s a picture or a video of him.
hansofoundation on
That picture of him in the boot and wheelchair is a rough look for a politician. He really is going to die in office literally clinging to his desk.
ididshave on
One of these days, the title will be even better.
Huntsvillesfinest on
Only the good die young
scoobynoodles on
“If he dies, he dies.”
BlueHorse_22 on
Oh wait – he can afford healthcare. Whew.
Uavguy123456 on
Oh man. Fingers crossed for him. Not saying what they’re crossed for. 🤞
Massive_Sky4589 on
Moscow ~~Mitch~~ Bitch
Senior-Consultant on
Evil people always pull through.
Competitive-Yak-3785 on
Don’t worry, he’s too evil to die. He’s fine.
Ki11s0n3 on
So thoughts and prayers do work
venom21685 on
My condolences to Influenza for having to inhabit his cells.
Dependent_Tune_1333 on
He stole at least one Supreme Court seat. Fuck him.
Then_Version9768 on
Gosh almighty, I could not care less.
ATotallyNormalUID on
It’s a real shame…that this isn’t an obituary….from 20 years ago.
makingpwaves on
He is appreciative of the terrific care he is receiving because he has superior healthcare insurance as a member of Congress. The same Insurance coverage he and the GOP have denied the rest of the country.
Moveyourbloominass on
I hope Nurse Ratchet takes care of him. Strom’s calling, just follow his voice Moscow Mitch.
Dr-Mumm-Rah on
We all wish we could check ourselves into the hospital for flu-like symptoms out of an abundance of caution, instead of working sick and grinding out the week, like normal people.
Cynical_positivity on
Go towards the light, Mitch.
Fit_Relationship1094 on
This man has done so much harm to the USA. And for a man who had polio as a child, and recovered thanks to donations from strangers, I find it egregious he has worked so hard to prevent universal Healthcare for the needy in our first world country. Truly a selfish, greedy, weasel with no empathy for the poor and sick.
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Oh no, anyways
Turtles can easily live a couple hundred years.
Must be nice to be able to afford to check yourself into the hospital for the flu.
must be nice to be able to check into a hospital
Fork found in kitchen
Why do these evil old men live to 150?
The only thing he was ever good at was showing Republicans how to use the levers of power to rig the game in their favor.
They have sadly learned that lesson well.
I sincerely wish him the best and a fast recovery. He needs to be behind bars.
I hope he knows he’ll only be remembered as a spineless shill to bigots and billionaires.
I guess we’ll all remember he kinda looked like a turtle too
Billy Joel said in 1977:
> They showed you a statue and told you to pray
>
> They built you a temple and locked you away
>
> But they never told you the price that you pay
>
> For things that you might have done.
Hope you pull through Mitch, you don’t deserve to miss the America you fucked over.
The turtle???? No way
Mitch promoted Trump
Absolutely nobody should be surprised. In fact, this is why Kentucky passed a new law to strip their governor of the ability to appoint replacement senators, in 2024. Because they knew ol’ Mitch wasn’t going to leave, despite it being well past time for him to; and they don’t want Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear (D) to be able to pick his replacement like Governor Ron DeSantis (R) did in Florida, just last year.
Poor hospital is gonna run out of lettuce
I’m just about to order breakfast for delivery. I do that sometimes, it’s actually not too expensive where I live. It’s probably gonna be donuts. Trump rapes kids. If you are affected by the US winter storm please stay warm and safe!
Enjoy your free government healthcare you won’t let us have.
The lights are on but nobody is home. What a sad pathetic legacy.
You know, that headline is written pretty similarly to how it would be if he died and I read it that way for a moment
I don’t know her.
So, what’s everyone having for dinner?
Wonder if he ever thinks about how he blocked Trump’s impeachment after 1/6?
I wish him well and look forward to his obituary.
Good.
And?
Well… bye.
I want gluten free carrot cake
We could really use some good news right about now
Fingers crossed!
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. Hopefully he enjoys his stable, reliable, taxpayer-funded healthcare that he denied to everyone else.
I can’t tell if that’s a picture or a video of him.
That picture of him in the boot and wheelchair is a rough look for a politician. He really is going to die in office literally clinging to his desk.
One of these days, the title will be even better.
Only the good die young
“If he dies, he dies.”
Oh wait – he can afford healthcare. Whew.
Oh man. Fingers crossed for him. Not saying what they’re crossed for. 🤞
Moscow ~~Mitch~~ Bitch
Evil people always pull through.
Don’t worry, he’s too evil to die. He’s fine.
So thoughts and prayers do work
My condolences to Influenza for having to inhabit his cells.
He stole at least one Supreme Court seat. Fuck him.
Gosh almighty, I could not care less.
It’s a real shame…that this isn’t an obituary….from 20 years ago.
He is appreciative of the terrific care he is receiving because he has superior healthcare insurance as a member of Congress. The same Insurance coverage he and the GOP have denied the rest of the country.
I hope Nurse Ratchet takes care of him. Strom’s calling, just follow his voice Moscow Mitch.
We all wish we could check ourselves into the hospital for flu-like symptoms out of an abundance of caution, instead of working sick and grinding out the week, like normal people.
Go towards the light, Mitch.
This man has done so much harm to the USA. And for a man who had polio as a child, and recovered thanks to donations from strangers, I find it egregious he has worked so hard to prevent universal Healthcare for the needy in our first world country. Truly a selfish, greedy, weasel with no empathy for the poor and sick.