*Because of course they do. Has there ever been a more obedient group of moronic syncophants?*
“Donald Trump’s out-of-left-field announcement that he’s ordered the release of government files on alien life has set off a frenzied hype operation by his MAGA allies.:
“”Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!””
“The president announced the move in a vague, 65-word post on Truth Social late Thursday, declaring that he’d ordered Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to “begin the process of identifying and releasing” government files on extraterrestrial life along with other government agencies. He framed it as a brave move to bring transparency to “extremely interesting and important matters.”
“His announcement sent some of his top supporters into an absolute frenzy. “OUT OF THIS WORLD NEWS from President Trump,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt wrote, sharing a screenshot of the president’s post.”
“Tonight, President Trump is directing a full disclosure of UAP and UFO files,” wrote Rep. Nancy Mace, who has otherwise been at the forefront of a push for the government to release more Epstein files. “In October, I wrote to DoD, CIA, NSA, and DNI demanding exactly that. The truth belongs to the people.”
“Reps. Tim Burchett and Eric Burlinson both thanked the president, writing that “it’s time” and “the public has a right to know what their government knows.”
“Thank you POTUS!” Rep. Anna Paulina Luna added. “As the Chairwoman of the Task Force that investigates these subjects, we are incredibly grateful for you doing this! I look forward to going through all the footage, photos, and reports with the public!”
Didn’t they play this card last year?
How sad that the country has fallen so far that no one gives a shit about aliens anymore.
TintedApostle on
as by design… Trump tried using the JFK files last time.
Trump uses all the same tricks every time.
thistimelineisweird on
Next up actual aliens are going to message earth and be like “wtf we didnt rape kids with him.”
Stoic_cave on
Aliens > we were going to pay a visit, but not now, one of your world leaders is a known paedophile and rapist. Bye earthlings sort your shit out
CockBrother on
Unless the files show that there are extraterrestrials who purchased an island and set up an international human kidnapping, smuggling, sex, torture, and death ring that implicates the world’s most powerful people I’m going to stick with the Epstein files as my immediate interest.
simp4yuh on
Releasing “alien” files sounds flashy, but there’s no evidence government UFO investigations have ever confirmed extraterrestrial contact, most sightings get mundane explanations. Meanwhile, the push for transparency around the Epstein files has been an ongoing legal and political battle with real victims and accountability at stake. So hyping UAP records as a distraction isn’t just spectacle, it shifts focus away from tangible public interest issues.
DocShocker on
While this is probably enough to distract some folks, and give the media a nice pivot point, as I’m sure Fox news will be all about aliens, like it’s 1994 or something, and the right-wing pod-sphere will slurp this stuff up.
But it doesn’t change the fact that the Epstein files still exist, and they’re doing a great job of pulling back the curtain to reveal very powerful degenerates.
Think_Challenge_8908 on
It is the ultimate “jingle keys” strategy. They are terrified of what is actually in the unredacted Epstein logs, so they are literally screaming “LOOK! ALIENS!” to distract the base. It’s painfully transparent.
Head_Coyote8708 on
Funny how the “Release the Files” crowd went from obsessing over Epstein to suddenly pivoting to UFOs the exact moment their own idols started getting implicated in the court documents. The timing is not subtle.
Comfortable-Pen4655 on
At this point, they could wheel out a live Xenomorph on the Senate floor and I would still be asking why they are voting against child labor protections. Nice try though.
Blackcat0123 on
Is the existence of extraterrestrial life not a conflicting belief for the religious zealots?
lychigo on
Wait, is Trump fucking aliens?
LipstickLustee on
They’ll latch onto literally anything to distract from the Epstein stuff. Desperate times lol.
Homeless-Coward-2143 on
I mean if we somehow also get Roswell opened, aliens, the jfk files, and every other conspiracy, I’ll find that a nice side quest, but it won’t make me forget about the baby-eating pedo island for billionaires.
ThisIsGr8ThisIsGr8 on
The pedophile, Donald Trump? Trying to deflect from the fact that he is a pedophile?
Strange …
talor_swib on
I hate that this only makes me sure we have exactly zero proof of aliens. Lol
CLONE-11011100 on
Aliens? We haven’t finished with the Predators yet!
callingallboys on
Aliens vs. Predators
johnn48 on
What MAGA forgets when he announces the release of different files is this is his second bite at the apple. During his first term he could have released the files.
SultryPetalz on
They really think we’re dumb enough to fall for aliens instead of Epstein. Nice try though
ManikArcanik on
Breaking: UFO files reveal secret Orion slave ring operating out of Epstein Island.
Hey_HaveAGreatDay on
This is going to be a sad way to find out aliens haven’t been around.
Remember that time the child rapist president wanted a distraction so badly that he killed a centuries long enthusiasm out of spite? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Zestyclose_Act9135 on
Do Epstein first. The lives of the children here are at risk of pedophiles. The aliens can wait a while longer. I mean we are aware of both of these things being absolutely true, but the one looks more important , don’t you think?
Midibow_Dahonar on
I don’t give a fuck about alien files. These pedos need to be punished for what they have done. We aren’t going to just forget it!
derangedplague on
Buddy, EVERYONE knows aliens exist and that you’re all over the Epstein files. We care more about bringing you and your friends to justice.
AntiSnoringDevice on
ET never fondled the kids though…
monkeybawz on
Only if trump fucked the aliens too.
7oom on
The ‘philes administration.
I_Like_Hoots on
Trump fucks kids
ContempoCasuals on
You can tell me shapeshifting mantis aliens are living among us since the 1940s as our neighbors and friends and I would still want justice for Epstein victims.
ImLikeReallySmart on
If the government knew anything about aliens, Trump would’ve blabbed it almost immediately. This is a lame distraction attempt.
xtracrableg on
For every delay there should be increased consequences for the crime at this level
A55W3CK3R9000 on
I don’t think trump could release real alien files if there are any. All the stuff is black budget and not beholden to the whims of a pedophile trying to scramble for distractions
Mc7wis7er on
I’m gonna be honest. I don’t believe we’ve had alien visitors. I think it’s mathematically likely there are other life forms, but prohibitively far from us.
I’d need to see incredible proof for me to believe. Like they say, incredible claims need incredible evidence.
I’m thinking I’d have to see something like 3 million files with like 50,000 mentions of visitations or something.
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Vehemently fumbles.
*Because of course they do. Has there ever been a more obedient group of moronic syncophants?*
“Donald Trump’s out-of-left-field announcement that he’s ordered the release of government files on alien life has set off a frenzied hype operation by his MAGA allies.:
“”Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!””
“The president announced the move in a vague, 65-word post on Truth Social late Thursday, declaring that he’d ordered Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to “begin the process of identifying and releasing” government files on extraterrestrial life along with other government agencies. He framed it as a brave move to bring transparency to “extremely interesting and important matters.”
“His announcement sent some of his top supporters into an absolute frenzy. “OUT OF THIS WORLD NEWS from President Trump,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt wrote, sharing a screenshot of the president’s post.”
“Tonight, President Trump is directing a full disclosure of UAP and UFO files,” wrote Rep. Nancy Mace, who has otherwise been at the forefront of a push for the government to release more Epstein files. “In October, I wrote to DoD, CIA, NSA, and DNI demanding exactly that. The truth belongs to the people.”
“Reps. Tim Burchett and Eric Burlinson both thanked the president, writing that “it’s time” and “the public has a right to know what their government knows.”
“Thank you POTUS!” Rep. Anna Paulina Luna added. “As the Chairwoman of the Task Force that investigates these subjects, we are incredibly grateful for you doing this! I look forward to going through all the footage, photos, and reports with the public!”
MAGA influencers also jumped in on social media to hype the promised release of what Benny Johnson [dubbed](https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/2024657274275233831) the “Alien Files.”
Didn’t they play this card last year?
How sad that the country has fallen so far that no one gives a shit about aliens anymore.
as by design… Trump tried using the JFK files last time.
Trump uses all the same tricks every time.
Next up actual aliens are going to message earth and be like “wtf we didnt rape kids with him.”
Aliens > we were going to pay a visit, but not now, one of your world leaders is a known paedophile and rapist. Bye earthlings sort your shit out
Unless the files show that there are extraterrestrials who purchased an island and set up an international human kidnapping, smuggling, sex, torture, and death ring that implicates the world’s most powerful people I’m going to stick with the Epstein files as my immediate interest.
Releasing “alien” files sounds flashy, but there’s no evidence government UFO investigations have ever confirmed extraterrestrial contact, most sightings get mundane explanations. Meanwhile, the push for transparency around the Epstein files has been an ongoing legal and political battle with real victims and accountability at stake. So hyping UAP records as a distraction isn’t just spectacle, it shifts focus away from tangible public interest issues.
While this is probably enough to distract some folks, and give the media a nice pivot point, as I’m sure Fox news will be all about aliens, like it’s 1994 or something, and the right-wing pod-sphere will slurp this stuff up.
But it doesn’t change the fact that the Epstein files still exist, and they’re doing a great job of pulling back the curtain to reveal very powerful degenerates.
It is the ultimate “jingle keys” strategy. They are terrified of what is actually in the unredacted Epstein logs, so they are literally screaming “LOOK! ALIENS!” to distract the base. It’s painfully transparent.
Funny how the “Release the Files” crowd went from obsessing over Epstein to suddenly pivoting to UFOs the exact moment their own idols started getting implicated in the court documents. The timing is not subtle.
At this point, they could wheel out a live Xenomorph on the Senate floor and I would still be asking why they are voting against child labor protections. Nice try though.
Is the existence of extraterrestrial life not a conflicting belief for the religious zealots?
Wait, is Trump fucking aliens?
They’ll latch onto literally anything to distract from the Epstein stuff. Desperate times lol.
I mean if we somehow also get Roswell opened, aliens, the jfk files, and every other conspiracy, I’ll find that a nice side quest, but it won’t make me forget about the baby-eating pedo island for billionaires.
The pedophile, Donald Trump? Trying to deflect from the fact that he is a pedophile?
Strange …
I hate that this only makes me sure we have exactly zero proof of aliens. Lol
Aliens? We haven’t finished with the Predators yet!
Aliens vs. Predators
What MAGA forgets when he announces the release of different files is this is his second bite at the apple. During his first term he could have released the files.
They really think we’re dumb enough to fall for aliens instead of Epstein. Nice try though
Breaking: UFO files reveal secret Orion slave ring operating out of Epstein Island.
This is going to be a sad way to find out aliens haven’t been around.
Remember that time the child rapist president wanted a distraction so badly that he killed a centuries long enthusiasm out of spite? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Do Epstein first. The lives of the children here are at risk of pedophiles. The aliens can wait a while longer. I mean we are aware of both of these things being absolutely true, but the one looks more important , don’t you think?
I don’t give a fuck about alien files. These pedos need to be punished for what they have done. We aren’t going to just forget it!
Buddy, EVERYONE knows aliens exist and that you’re all over the Epstein files. We care more about bringing you and your friends to justice.
ET never fondled the kids though…
Only if trump fucked the aliens too.
The ‘philes administration.
Trump fucks kids
You can tell me shapeshifting mantis aliens are living among us since the 1940s as our neighbors and friends and I would still want justice for Epstein victims.
If the government knew anything about aliens, Trump would’ve blabbed it almost immediately. This is a lame distraction attempt.
For every delay there should be increased consequences for the crime at this level
I don’t think trump could release real alien files if there are any. All the stuff is black budget and not beholden to the whims of a pedophile trying to scramble for distractions
I’m gonna be honest. I don’t believe we’ve had alien visitors. I think it’s mathematically likely there are other life forms, but prohibitively far from us.
I’d need to see incredible proof for me to believe. Like they say, incredible claims need incredible evidence.
I’m thinking I’d have to see something like 3 million files with like 50,000 mentions of visitations or something.