Didn’t Obama mention aliens last week? Ffs Trump, you’re like a toddler.
rocketsfan5 on
Trump campaigned on both UFO files and ALL Epstein files fully un-redacted to be released, so release both!
Lord_Darksong on
Release the unredacted Epstein, Hefner, and UFO files!
Justthetippliz on
This administration finally releases the alien files. Files: redacted
NotThatHandsomePete on
The aliens signaled that they want to see the full Epstein files as well.
2HDFloppyDisk on
“Pay no attention to the Epstein file, have a look over here at these X files”
Where’s Fox Mulder and Dana Scully when you need them.
BaconLibrary on
x Failed to distract with a war on Venezuela
x Failing to distract with a war on Iran
x Only pissed off more people with a war on Minnesota
x Will fail to distract with Intergalactic Aliens
x Will fail to distract with a war on Intergalactic Aliens
Casual_hex_ on
Wow, a real life Predators vs. Aliens scenario!
ManyAverage6578 on
Why doesn’t he draft articles of impeachment?
All but one member in the house voted for the EFTA. All the Seantors voted for it.
This would be a slam dunk.
SuperstitiousPigeon5 on
This is to distract from the war with Iran that’s about to kick off. Which is to distract from the Epstein files, and stop the news cycle from focusing on the fact that FP Obama said it first.
PM_ME_YIFF_PICS on
Liking the Aliens vs Predator jokes
Julian_Thorne on
There have been bi-partisan pushes toward Disclosure in recent years, so it’s not like there is zero momentum for this. The gatekeepers of this sub tend to clamp down on that kind of news, it seems. Gotta keep the sub content “proper” and “respectable”
Impressive_Round2171 on
It only distracts people who have issues with object permanence.
BiddleCity_Bullshit on
“Take me to your Epstein files” -👽
faith_apnea on
I can hold two thoughts at once. No worries.
Hot_Tadpole_6481 on
I fuck with this Massie guy. Fuck it, be annoying asl and keep pounding em with this shit
Faust-a1ive on
I’ve spoken with the Aliens…. They said “we have no comment on any possible relation/links to Earths so called Epstein files”
mikeybagodonuts on
Search Epstein, Wexner, Trump. And then leave the files.
THICKDadBod99 on
It will be a bunch of redacted files with no substance. Don’t worry
boot2skull on
I wouldn’t say Ultimate when we’re on Iran’s doorstep. Orange Julius doesn’t care about soldiers or civilians when he knows the president is the most protected person on earth during a world war.
TheDukeofArgyll on
UFO talk is aiming to distract a very specific kind of person.
Flat-Emergency4891 on
To those who read the article:
Trump is releasing files on aliens because of “public interest”
What about Epstein? I think that’s where the public interest is at the moment!
SurroundTiny on
The Network Battle of the Conspiracy Theories.
ShredGuru on
Conspiracy freaks are eating good this year.
These are truly the halcyon days of madness.
SeldenNeck on
~~Wrestling~~ Epstein is real, ~~the world~~ UFOs are fake.
Fast-Damage2298 on
Even the aliens want to know why he’s not in prison yet
sugarlessdeathbear on
Unless the aliens are showing up tonight to deliver a Star Trek utopia, I don’t give a fuck. Trump raped children.
Bishopjones2112 on
We can start talking about Aliens abducting people and sticking things in them, and how that parallels Trump and Epstein abducting children and sticking things in them.
We won’t stop talking about Trump raping children. Not until he is in jail
Signal_Minimum8509 on
The problem with the “flooding the zone with shit” strategy lately seems to be that people are getting pissed off about ALL of it.
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Didn’t Obama mention aliens last week? Ffs Trump, you’re like a toddler.
Trump campaigned on both UFO files and ALL Epstein files fully un-redacted to be released, so release both!
Release the unredacted Epstein, Hefner, and UFO files!
This administration finally releases the alien files. Files: redacted
The aliens signaled that they want to see the full Epstein files as well.
“Pay no attention to the Epstein file, have a look over here at these X files”
Where’s Fox Mulder and Dana Scully when you need them.
x Failed to distract with a war on Venezuela
x Failing to distract with a war on Iran
x Only pissed off more people with a war on Minnesota
x Will fail to distract with Intergalactic Aliens
x Will fail to distract with a war on Intergalactic Aliens
Wow, a real life Predators vs. Aliens scenario!
Why doesn’t he draft articles of impeachment?
All but one member in the house voted for the EFTA. All the Seantors voted for it.
This would be a slam dunk.
This is to distract from the war with Iran that’s about to kick off. Which is to distract from the Epstein files, and stop the news cycle from focusing on the fact that FP Obama said it first.
Liking the Aliens vs Predator jokes
There have been bi-partisan pushes toward Disclosure in recent years, so it’s not like there is zero momentum for this. The gatekeepers of this sub tend to clamp down on that kind of news, it seems. Gotta keep the sub content “proper” and “respectable”
It only distracts people who have issues with object permanence.
“Take me to your Epstein files” -👽
I can hold two thoughts at once. No worries.
I fuck with this Massie guy. Fuck it, be annoying asl and keep pounding em with this shit
I’ve spoken with the Aliens…. They said “we have no comment on any possible relation/links to Earths so called Epstein files”
Search Epstein, Wexner, Trump. And then leave the files.
It will be a bunch of redacted files with no substance. Don’t worry
I wouldn’t say Ultimate when we’re on Iran’s doorstep. Orange Julius doesn’t care about soldiers or civilians when he knows the president is the most protected person on earth during a world war.
UFO talk is aiming to distract a very specific kind of person.
To those who read the article:
Trump is releasing files on aliens because of “public interest”
What about Epstein? I think that’s where the public interest is at the moment!
The Network Battle of the Conspiracy Theories.
Conspiracy freaks are eating good this year.
These are truly the halcyon days of madness.
~~Wrestling~~ Epstein is real, ~~the world~~ UFOs are fake.
Even the aliens want to know why he’s not in prison yet
Unless the aliens are showing up tonight to deliver a Star Trek utopia, I don’t give a fuck. Trump raped children.
We can start talking about Aliens abducting people and sticking things in them, and how that parallels Trump and Epstein abducting children and sticking things in them.
We won’t stop talking about Trump raping children. Not until he is in jail
The problem with the “flooding the zone with shit” strategy lately seems to be that people are getting pissed off about ALL of it.
So, aliens I guess. What the hell.