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  1. Plane-Champion-7574 on

    We knew this was a cover story. Anyway, dugs are bad, mk. Must’ve been going through withdrawal.

  2. UnguentSlather on

    And she also left a bag of cash in a restaurant. Hmmm.

    It was neither a blanket nor a sex toy. It was drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Obvious drugs.

  3. Nugget_MacChicken on

    As a European I’m so confused as to why a US official’s nickname such as “Barbie” or “Czar” can be normalized.

  4. Whatever it was it was humiliating enough for the “fired” pilot to be promoted instead of fired

    >The fired pilot, Keith Thomas, a commanding officer for the Coast Guard in Washington, was later promoted to a DHS senior adviser, the publication also noted.

    >Thomas declined to comment on the plane incident, telling the Mail, “As a military officer, I do not comment on past or current missions.”

  5. Acceptable-Bus-2017 on

    They were worried they’d left dna (eww) behind and lashed out at the one person they could be angry towards in the heat of the moment.

  6. Is there some sort of Academy Award for the most clickbaity clickbait headline of the year? I want to nominate this one.

  7. SisterResister on

    I’m so sick of this unserious treatment of dangerous and powerful people. Fuck her and fuck this headline and story and this whole timeline.

  8. For those wondering it was a mystery bag and whatever the contents of the bag were is why

    Not bothering to put the link that isn’t paywalled because I closed the tab, am too lazy, and that’s all that was mentioned.

  9. HOSTfromaGhost on

    Omg… so she left a vibrator and her stash of Molly in a bag on the plane.

    …these guys are so fucking incompetent it’s getting tiresome. They can’t even have an affair without fucking up.

  10. How do gang lords keep their underlings from going to the authorities? Make sure they are as compromised as you are. Trump hired them all because he knows their dirt. He got corey to smoke neom up, kash is a drunk, etc

  11. -intylerwetrust- on

    Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while… it’s a dildo.

  12. It wasn’t money. It wasn’t a blanket. It was drugs. They’re all on drugs. You’d have to be to do and say the things they do.

  13. Her husband must be a cuck and the laughing stock of DC. How he hasn’t divorced her speaks volumes.

  14. So first it was “a blanket” that she totally freaked out about.

    Nobody believed that.

    And they’re clearly listening because now it’s *actually* a “mystery bag”.

    Full of mystery drugs.

  15. Kash Patel is delaying investigations by taking the plane on his own personal vacations and errands AND has flubbed investigation after investigation.

    Noem is leaving random bags full of sex toys and maybe drugs around.

    Bongino flunked out and went back to podcasting.

    Bovino’s nazi shtick was a little too much, ended in the executions of two citizens, and now he’s wherever the fuck he comes from.

    Bondi looked like a fool in front of congress on the epstein files, and much like many others in Trump world she lied under oath.

    What a ragtag group of the dumbest and most unqualified people you’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing.

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