South Park writer leads calls for Barron Trump to be drafted as president says more American casualties expected in Iran conflict
Source: Particular_Log_3594
South Park writer leads calls for Barron Trump to be drafted as president says more American casualties expected in Iran conflict
Source: Particular_Log_3594
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lol that’s not how that works. Only the poors are used for cannon fodder.
Everyone knows bone spurs are hereditary….
On the front lines.
I don’t see why we wouldn’t send Barron: he has those god-like Trump genes. Put an M16 in each hand and a rocket launcher strap-on and he could probably solo the entire Iranian army in a few hours
Edit: thank you freedom patriots for your freedom awards
He will have no doubt inherited bonespurs from his pappy.
Whatever else you can say about the British royal family, at least their sons are out on the front lines
Back in the day, leaders would send their sons (or they would volunteer) to fight to build loyalty and prestige. Every reporter should be asking for this.
Even if they did draft him, you know he’s not going near actual combat for fear of pissing off Kegbreath and Daddy Trump. Also, you KNOW that is going to be a huge PR thing. Hard working service people don’t need that.
Hopefully this will be the point that kills his political career in the egg, otherwise we’re looking into another 50 years worth of carrying the Trump flag, values and trauma.
He would be like Rambo, send him in!
Imagine doing your hair like Gordon Gekko at 19 years old…
ONLY BARRON CAN FIX IT!
Ship him off to Tehran. Team of one. Let’s go.
Good idea more need to call this out.
Nope can’t go hes got bone spurs so painful he can hardly walk. You’ll have to ask the Dr because they’re so painful he can’t remember which foot just like his dad.
I’m glad he is finally old enough that we can make fun of him. With a name that stupid, we have been waiting at the edge of a gold mine
The best military men want Barron on the front lines leading a charge. Everyone is saying it!
We’re gonna get an episode of Barron getting shot aren’t we
Not sure he cares that much about Barron. Better to send Ivanka.
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Sign my petition to send Trump cultists to the front lines 👍
You know, it would be interesting to know if Barron registered for the draft as required by law.
I remember, back in 2019, I mentioned how Barron was surely never going to serve in the Armed Forces, this was in response to some Biden bashing from my parents. My response was, basically, hey at least one in that family served. My mom equivocated saying “you don’t know Barron won’t!’ Yes, mom, I do.
The pathological need for people to try and excuse this obvious corruption is truly startling, particularly from the ‘but her emails’ and ‘hunter biden!’ crowd.
Drafted? He should join voluntarily, if he supports daddies war.
He can’t because he obviously has bone spurs too. They’re hereditary.
What’s so bizarre about this headline, is that it presumes Donald Trump cares about his own children.
Barron has a mental illness. They won’t draft him.
Trump wouldn’t even care, he forgets sometimes he has a son. Whereof I still doubt Barron has any Trump genes.
Screw it, draft the whole lot of them. The Trumps are so eager for war to distract from the Epstein files, they should be the first to march into battle. Let’s see how well Squeal Team Dicks holds up.
I’m sure that bone spurs is a hereditary condition that will keep him from serving.
They should be flown to the Russian gulag archipelago
So what
Trump would have Barron airdropped into Tehran against his will within the hour if he thought it would have a net positive impact on the image he wants to project.
He doesn’t want to project ‘patriotic American’ or ‘sympathetic politician’ like some neocon. He wants to project ‘powerful aristocratic family’. And mingling with the underclass undermines that.
Barron is way too tall to be produced from those 2 parents. Maybe Melania cheated?
I saw Donald single handedly winning the Olympic ice hockey gold medal last week. His doctors have been saying he’s one of the finest physical specimens they’ve ever seen. Why isn’t he going to the front lines?
OMG I read that to say “drafted as President” and just about lost my mind.
In response, Trump announces that to reduce costs, all DOW! manpower requirements will be outsourced to Venezuela, Cuba, “or one of those shithole places” that he expects to take over. “They can’t all work at my hotels, amirite?” Meanwhile Iran is offering unlimited free attack drone samples to every cartel leader south of the border.
Ukraine will lose this one ultimately. The US will probably drop all oil sanctions against Russia and start buying to offset the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.
What the fuck.
Bone spurs are hereditary.
If William and Harry can serve, so can Barron.