This just feels like funneling taxpayer money to his manosphere bros
BearSquid7 on
TIL investigating means punching people
Beforemath on
So embarrassing
Bakedads on
He’s like a caricature of the insecure toxic male.
Playful-Succotash-99 on
FIGHTMILK the official performance beverage of Ultimate Fighters, bodyguards and now the FBI!
TintedApostle on
This is what happens when people without any experience think they can run things they know nothing about.
BluWake on
I’ve never seen an FBI agent involved in hand to hand combat. Like even once, ever. They already receive BJJ and defensive training. Some agents never even fire their weapon other than training.
Ugh-screen-name on
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Government has been replaced by a reality show.
The producers are the only winners.
sharlayan on
This guy is the biggest dork I’ve ever seen.
Lore-Warden on
UFC fighters train for the ring. The potential for an opponent to have a weapon or a friend makes any expertise these guys may have next to useless in real world combat. My brain hurts.
roamingroad174 on
Thats the same thing as Steven segal training Russians how to fight.
ExplosiveDisassembly on
The FBI is now just an Always Sunny skit.
freedadvice on
If you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like if a college frat ran the government, well wonder no more.
Giving very much a: you stand there and punch me while I show you this new move I learned vibe – and then proceeds to get kicked in the balls.
Where’s the Indiana Jones clip where he just shoots the guy wielding a sword when you need it.
StrikingSyllabub9418 on
They should enlist an FBI director to train Kash Patel
nyr21 on
Dude is truly the epitome of a pick-me.
Seraphim99 on
“UNCLE SAM IS GONNA GET HIS BELT BACK!”
Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe this is the timeline we live in.
LadyTalah on
Lmfao.
Avid_Reader87 on
Makes sense, there’s all kinds of illegal underground cage fights that need investigating.
SinglecoilsFTW on
he’s trying to meet as many famous people as possible before getting fired
After-Smoke-3971 on
He’s addicted to trying to look cool that he ends looking real buffoonish.
Villageijit on
We have to start limiting what the rest of the world sees of our news. We cant keep letting this stuff out there.
TheReddestOrange on
Was Steven Seagal busy?
CoastingUphill on
One of those headlines that makes you genuinely face-palm for being so stupid.
RickRI401 on
Honestly, I don’t know what is real anymore.
preferanonymity0 on
We are such an un-serious nation now.
InfiniteWinter26 on
we are ruled by the most insecure men
LordSiravant on
…I’m sorry, *what*?
Duna_The_Lionboy on
Does he know that those fighters have trainers and you can just hire them?
hifumiyo1 on
FBI has competent hand to hand instructors already… waste of money
BoredCrusader1899 on
Idiocracy turned out to be a documentary
Snapingbolts on
We have a 12 year old incel leading the FBI
sirgamesalot21 on
If FBI agents regularly need to engage in hand to hand combat instead of simply shooting or tasing a suspect the FBI has failed to train them the right way.
vicarofvhs on
Don’t we already have an army that has decades of training in hand-to-hand combat, and presumably specialists in teaching such? But I guess they’re not as cool as tatted-out dudes in shorts.
ZealousidealPay1169 on
I had to legit see if I was on the onion subreddit 😆
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Real headline:
Kash Patel wants to hang out with UFC fighters
This just feels like funneling taxpayer money to his manosphere bros
TIL investigating means punching people
So embarrassing
He’s like a caricature of the insecure toxic male.
FIGHTMILK the official performance beverage of Ultimate Fighters, bodyguards and now the FBI!
This is what happens when people without any experience think they can run things they know nothing about.
I’ve never seen an FBI agent involved in hand to hand combat. Like even once, ever. They already receive BJJ and defensive training. Some agents never even fire their weapon other than training.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Government has been replaced by a reality show.
The producers are the only winners.
This guy is the biggest dork I’ve ever seen.
UFC fighters train for the ring. The potential for an opponent to have a weapon or a friend makes any expertise these guys may have next to useless in real world combat. My brain hurts.
Thats the same thing as Steven segal training Russians how to fight.
The FBI is now just an Always Sunny skit.
If you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like if a college frat ran the government, well wonder no more.
Giving very much a: you stand there and punch me while I show you this new move I learned vibe – and then proceeds to get kicked in the balls.
Where’s the Indiana Jones clip where he just shoots the guy wielding a sword when you need it.
They should enlist an FBI director to train Kash Patel
Dude is truly the epitome of a pick-me.
“UNCLE SAM IS GONNA GET HIS BELT BACK!”
Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe this is the timeline we live in.
Lmfao.
Makes sense, there’s all kinds of illegal underground cage fights that need investigating.
he’s trying to meet as many famous people as possible before getting fired
He’s addicted to trying to look cool that he ends looking real buffoonish.
We have to start limiting what the rest of the world sees of our news. We cant keep letting this stuff out there.
Was Steven Seagal busy?
One of those headlines that makes you genuinely face-palm for being so stupid.
Honestly, I don’t know what is real anymore.
We are such an un-serious nation now.
we are ruled by the most insecure men
…I’m sorry, *what*?
Does he know that those fighters have trainers and you can just hire them?
FBI has competent hand to hand instructors already… waste of money
Idiocracy turned out to be a documentary
We have a 12 year old incel leading the FBI
If FBI agents regularly need to engage in hand to hand combat instead of simply shooting or tasing a suspect the FBI has failed to train them the right way.
Don’t we already have an army that has decades of training in hand-to-hand combat, and presumably specialists in teaching such? But I guess they’re not as cool as tatted-out dudes in shorts.
I had to legit see if I was on the onion subreddit 😆
“Hey guys, wait up!” energy. He is such a cuck.