No shit. Trump spent the past year picking fights with all our allies, and now he expects *help*? He can fuck right off.
Krisparz on
Iran is playing this brilliantly by only blocking US or Israel bound ships.
Rambaz_69 on
Hegseth was quoted in the article as saying: “The Strait of Hormuz is open, except that the Iranians are firing on ships. Other than that, it’s open.” He also said they had anticipated everything, but he didn’t say what they planned to do about the blockade.
Right now, America has the dumbest of the dumb in the White House.
who-am_i_and-why on
It’s France.
Fair play to them.
NoReserve7293 on
Seems like the Orange Pedophile President is on his own. Congress needs to wake the fuck and end the madness in Iran.
Ok-Tower-9137 on
The Daily Beast headline says it all: ‘C’EST UN NON.’ Trump posted on Truth Social that France, the UK, and Japan would be ‘bombing the hell out of the shoreline’ alongside us, and Macron’s government basically replied within the hour saying they aren’t interested in his ‘offensive’ mission. France is moving their carrier strike group to the region, but they’ve made it clear they are there for ‘defensive escort’ only. They aren’t going to help Trump ‘Make Iran Great Again’ by blowing up more civilian infrastructure. This is the first time a major NATO ally has publicly told Trump to pound sand since the war started.
rcmorales60 on
This would really be funny if it wasn’t so serious. After the Orange Clown chastises our trusty allies, he now expects them to pitch in after attacking Iran without consulting with them. He can go fuck himself for all i care! You do you France!
Spirited-Lifeguard55 on
everyone should tell this warmonger to F off back to his pedomansion.
janzeera on
Tariff on French fries incoming!
Higgsb912 on
tRump gave the Iranians motives to enrich when he disassembled Obama’s deal, if you’re goal is to prevent the Iranians from building a bomb, why give them every reason why they should, claim you destroyed it, and now contradict yourself?
“Reasons” Epstein file distraction, remain in power, Netanyahu’s bidding? -all while putting humanity in jeopardy and killing Iranian children, if there is a time for history….you won’t be remembered kindly.
Particular-County277 on
Imagine bumping into ‘this’ in the street. I am sure most will give it a wide berth, and the truly decent will ask if he needs assistance back to his old aged home, memory wing
PfalzAmi on
“Key Ally?” I thought Trump got rid of all those.
KHRZ on
Can someone explain how a Trumper (Trump or MAGA) actually thinks about a situation like this?
One year Trump shits on US allies and stops helping them, starts a trade war and threathens military invasion of them, the next year he is mad they won’t help him. Any normal person understands Trump’s behaviour was shortsighted and invites nothing but ridicule, unless he humbles down and own up to his bad behaviour.
Can Trump/MAGA behaviour really be explained in any other way than low IQ?
HeadPaleontologist40 on
So treat your friends like shit and ask them for help. Let us know how that works out for you MAGA. That’s your stable genius president.
J-the-Kidder on
Good. I hope every single ally does exactly what France has done. Except there isn’t enough slap and spit in the face for my liking. Call him a deranged pedo that doesn’t deserve the help after insulting the allies in numerous ways over the past 10 years. Then mock him ruthlessly for demanding help despite saying mission accomplished then saying they’re close to surrender. He hasn’t been cordial or respectful at all, and doesn’t deserve either in return.
GMEN999 on
Trying to assemble the coalition of the idiots to join forces.
solipsischizo on
vive le france!
-an american
shrunkenhead041 on
Our “allies” should make a deal with Congressional leadership. They’ll help get us out of this mess after Congress get rid of this entire administration through whatever legal means necessary.
KneeDeepInThe-Hoopla on
Seriously the misplaced and unfiltered arrogance of Trump! All Trump and his ventriloquist dummy of a sidekick have done for the past while is berate and disrespect Europe, in fact Vance has been unwavering in his blatant dislike of Europe and European ideals. Their downright awful and disrespectful attitude toward President Zelenskyy, constant threats and not so subtle ploys to take Greenland, constant criticism of European leaders, tariffs, and now they want to involve one of Europe’s most beloved countries. Go and scratch big boy, go and scratch, and take all of your useless, criminal goons with you!
Moveyourbloominass on
So France, Spain, Italy and UAE have told Trump to get fucked. The list needs to be longer.
Feral80s_kid on
The Pussy-Grabber-in-Cheif is just looking for yet another reason to pull out of NATO…🤷🏻
davesmith001 on
Maybe Japan will say yes but their 1 ship is probably 2 weeks away and they will surely slow sail that thing.
just_chilling_too on
Maybe drop the tariffs first
ChesswithGoats on
How come Trump isn’t asking his buddies Kim or Vald to come help out???
Graytis on
Seems like just last week he was criticizing allies for attempting to join us “*after the war was already won*.”
Oh wait, it was.
TACO Tuesday shouldn’t be for another couple of days, right?
Dr-Mumm-Rah on
Play stupid narcissistic leadership games, win international isolation prizes.
redwhiskie319 on
Le middle finger pour vous Monseiur Pedophile D’orange…
Beginning-Sample9769 on
The people in power who endorsed him know his usefulness and he’s almost used it all up. That’s why so many people besides his stupid supporters are jumping ship. They see the iceberg and that’ll sink trump.
mistersuave on
The world is directly affected by this.
Tommybahamas_leftnut on
calling it now the petulant persimmon is going to use this as a reason to dissolve US NATO membership saying that US pays for everything but the other members won’t do everything for us. Fucker thinks it’s the Warsaw pact not NATO.
jizzlevania on
This was also France’s response when we invaded Iraq.
This time we’ll be gorging on french fries instead of protesting France’s refusal to be our war crime buddy by restaurants not serving fries. There was a restaurant chain in Phx that even changed the name of the fries on their menu to “Ftf fries” until like 2013- fuck the french fries. it was cringey when it was all happening because it just came off as really ignorant to protest *America’s* #1 food that has nothing to do with France. Fries are such an American staple that for many people, it’s the only time they eat a vegetable.
Kjellvb1979 on
As an American, the world should tell us to get lost.
middlebird on
So much incompetence. We have the most powerful military in the world and this commander in chief is asking for help.
EARink0 on
Yeah, if you slap around your friend a bunch and then immediately ask them for help beating someone else up, what else would you expect?
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No shit. Trump spent the past year picking fights with all our allies, and now he expects *help*? He can fuck right off.
Iran is playing this brilliantly by only blocking US or Israel bound ships.
Hegseth was quoted in the article as saying: “The Strait of Hormuz is open, except that the Iranians are firing on ships. Other than that, it’s open.” He also said they had anticipated everything, but he didn’t say what they planned to do about the blockade.
Right now, America has the dumbest of the dumb in the White House.
It’s France.
Fair play to them.
Seems like the Orange Pedophile President is on his own. Congress needs to wake the fuck and end the madness in Iran.
The Daily Beast headline says it all: ‘C’EST UN NON.’ Trump posted on Truth Social that France, the UK, and Japan would be ‘bombing the hell out of the shoreline’ alongside us, and Macron’s government basically replied within the hour saying they aren’t interested in his ‘offensive’ mission. France is moving their carrier strike group to the region, but they’ve made it clear they are there for ‘defensive escort’ only. They aren’t going to help Trump ‘Make Iran Great Again’ by blowing up more civilian infrastructure. This is the first time a major NATO ally has publicly told Trump to pound sand since the war started.
This would really be funny if it wasn’t so serious. After the Orange Clown chastises our trusty allies, he now expects them to pitch in after attacking Iran without consulting with them. He can go fuck himself for all i care! You do you France!
everyone should tell this warmonger to F off back to his pedomansion.
Tariff on French fries incoming!
tRump gave the Iranians motives to enrich when he disassembled Obama’s deal, if you’re goal is to prevent the Iranians from building a bomb, why give them every reason why they should, claim you destroyed it, and now contradict yourself?
“Reasons” Epstein file distraction, remain in power, Netanyahu’s bidding? -all while putting humanity in jeopardy and killing Iranian children, if there is a time for history….you won’t be remembered kindly.
Imagine bumping into ‘this’ in the street. I am sure most will give it a wide berth, and the truly decent will ask if he needs assistance back to his old aged home, memory wing
“Key Ally?” I thought Trump got rid of all those.
Can someone explain how a Trumper (Trump or MAGA) actually thinks about a situation like this?
One year Trump shits on US allies and stops helping them, starts a trade war and threathens military invasion of them, the next year he is mad they won’t help him. Any normal person understands Trump’s behaviour was shortsighted and invites nothing but ridicule, unless he humbles down and own up to his bad behaviour.
Can Trump/MAGA behaviour really be explained in any other way than low IQ?
So treat your friends like shit and ask them for help. Let us know how that works out for you MAGA. That’s your stable genius president.
Good. I hope every single ally does exactly what France has done. Except there isn’t enough slap and spit in the face for my liking. Call him a deranged pedo that doesn’t deserve the help after insulting the allies in numerous ways over the past 10 years. Then mock him ruthlessly for demanding help despite saying mission accomplished then saying they’re close to surrender. He hasn’t been cordial or respectful at all, and doesn’t deserve either in return.
Trying to assemble the coalition of the idiots to join forces.
vive le france!
-an american
Our “allies” should make a deal with Congressional leadership. They’ll help get us out of this mess after Congress get rid of this entire administration through whatever legal means necessary.
Seriously the misplaced and unfiltered arrogance of Trump! All Trump and his ventriloquist dummy of a sidekick have done for the past while is berate and disrespect Europe, in fact Vance has been unwavering in his blatant dislike of Europe and European ideals. Their downright awful and disrespectful attitude toward President Zelenskyy, constant threats and not so subtle ploys to take Greenland, constant criticism of European leaders, tariffs, and now they want to involve one of Europe’s most beloved countries. Go and scratch big boy, go and scratch, and take all of your useless, criminal goons with you!
So France, Spain, Italy and UAE have told Trump to get fucked. The list needs to be longer.
The Pussy-Grabber-in-Cheif is just looking for yet another reason to pull out of NATO…🤷🏻
Maybe Japan will say yes but their 1 ship is probably 2 weeks away and they will surely slow sail that thing.
Maybe drop the tariffs first
How come Trump isn’t asking his buddies Kim or Vald to come help out???
Seems like just last week he was criticizing allies for attempting to join us “*after the war was already won*.”
Oh wait, it was.
TACO Tuesday shouldn’t be for another couple of days, right?
Play stupid narcissistic leadership games, win international isolation prizes.
Le middle finger pour vous Monseiur Pedophile D’orange…
The people in power who endorsed him know his usefulness and he’s almost used it all up. That’s why so many people besides his stupid supporters are jumping ship. They see the iceberg and that’ll sink trump.
The world is directly affected by this.
calling it now the petulant persimmon is going to use this as a reason to dissolve US NATO membership saying that US pays for everything but the other members won’t do everything for us. Fucker thinks it’s the Warsaw pact not NATO.
This was also France’s response when we invaded Iraq.
This time we’ll be gorging on french fries instead of protesting France’s refusal to be our war crime buddy by restaurants not serving fries. There was a restaurant chain in Phx that even changed the name of the fries on their menu to “Ftf fries” until like 2013- fuck the french fries. it was cringey when it was all happening because it just came off as really ignorant to protest *America’s* #1 food that has nothing to do with France. Fries are such an American staple that for many people, it’s the only time they eat a vegetable.
As an American, the world should tell us to get lost.
So much incompetence. We have the most powerful military in the world and this commander in chief is asking for help.
Yeah, if you slap around your friend a bunch and then immediately ask them for help beating someone else up, what else would you expect?
Bully/abuser relationship.