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  1. Trump is begging, more like. Because he messed up and needs the adults to come fix his mess.

  2. From the article:

    United Nations Ambassador Mike Waltz on Sunday said the U.S. is demanding that international allies help escort ships through the Strait of Hormuz amid the conflict in Iran.

    “President Trump is calling upon the world, saying the entire world is affected,” Waltz told CNN’s Jake Tapper on “State of the Union.” “Iran can’t hold your economies hostage, and we certainly welcome, encourage and even demand their participation to help their own economies.”

    In recent days, the Trump administration has indicated it is looking to U.S. allies to help escort shipping traffic through the strait, one of the world’s key shipping lanes, which has been effectively closed since the U.S. and Israel launched joint strikes in Iran late last month.

    Remember when the US threatened to leave multiple UN agencies? Ahh how the turntables have turned

  3. Hi_Im_Dadbot on

    “We’re sorry, our navy is experiencing a higher than call volume. Please hold and a representative will be with you shortly””.

  4. Historical_Bend_2629 on

    I insult you. Now help me. Not a very mature administration. But abusive. Gutted the state department, USAID, threatened NATO allies. Now help me clean up my mess. The whole administration is punitive, short-sighted, and stupid. They like to make enemies, because if they didn’t, how would they find any validation at all?

  5. Ill_Situation4107 on

    52 days ago

    “We’ve never needed them. They’ll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan or this or that. And they did — they stayed a little back, a little off the front lines.” – Trump

  6. henningknows on

    Lolol. Our asshole president spent the last year tariffing the world, threatening our allies and generally doing everything in his power to burn bridges and piss off every country on earth and he is now confused as to why no one is jumping out of their seat to help us…..I swear, trump and his supporters are the dumbest people to ever walk the earth.

  7. ithinkyouresus on

    This is taking a dump all over the front door of your workplace and making it your coworkers’problem to clean up.

  8. They need to answer him in the way he understands. “You need help? How much are you willing to Pay”

  9. They are acting like a petulant child. You start a war and expect everyone to come and help you out, after you thump your chest about how you don’t need anyone. Really??? WTF!

  10. To my fellow Europeans, don’t forget that just a few weeks ago, the only reason Trump changed his mind and didn’t grabbed Greenland, was because he had an even better idea: Plunge the whole world in one of its most severe crisis since WWII.
    Keep your money, you’re going to need it to support European economies very soon.

  11. RiverGentleman on

    Surely the Board of Peace member countries are on the way to rescue their Fuhrer?

  12. Thebritishdovah on

    But you didn’t want others to get involved because they are late into the war.

    Hmmm, reminds me of a certain country that joined WWII rather late and constantly claims they won it.

    That and if the US is that powerful, surely, this is piss easy for it.

  13. The US has the largest navy in the world. Why can’t our navy do the escorts by themself? Put Trump on a ship, and JD on an other, and so forth.

  14. But I thought you had the biggest, bestest military of all time. Why do you need help?

  15. Basic_Ask8109 on

    Dear Fanta Fascist 

    You can’t start trade wars with the world, say you need nothing from NATO allies, threaten Greenland and Canada, start an illegal war in kahoots with Israel against Iran and expect reasonable countries to risk their own militaries.

    Time for the US to FAFO. 

  16. chairmanlaue on

    We don’t need anybody’s help – we are basically done (and it’s fun apparently), send ships though. Administration is a joke if it weren’t for how nightmarishly dangerous they are.

  17. Dear America,

    Get fucked.

    Yours sincerely,
    The rest of the world
    (who knew this would happen).

  18. A couple of days back, Trump was saying he doesn’t need anyone.

    Furthermore, Iran is now saying that all ships except American and Israeli have free passage.

  19. AncienTleeOnez on

    Didn’t he say that the US didn’t need them? That the US won all the wars, including WWII–didn’t need anyone else?

    It’s Bibi’s war–let him finish it.

  20. “We don’t need your help we have won already”

    Next week

    “Please can you help us”

    lol

  21. “Sorry, the Royal Danish Navy is currently busy keeping the seas around Greenland free from Chinese and Russian vessels. Please leave a message after the tone, and we will get back to you…”

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