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  1. “I’m not political but I keep doing political things and supporting one political regime” = “I think you’re all idiots and I’m going to keep doing what I want”

  2. AccomplishedDust3 on

    Politics isn’t a game, it’s the way we decide how our society functions. Political decisions are decisions about the lives of citizens, serious decisions like does someone get sent to war, do they get healthcare, do they become imprisoned.

    Claims of being “not political” are statements that you don’t care about those decisions and therefore don’t care about the lives of other citizens, even in the most charitable reading. 

    A less charitable reading is that it’s an excuse or attempt to evade responsibility for your politics. For a rich man, it suggests a recognition that one has enough money to not bother worrying about others, because his money will ensure he comes out fine even if others don’t.

  3. “I’m fine with cozying up to rapists, pedos, frauds, and other criminals, but I’d rather not talk about it.”

  4. JeffSteinMusic on

    I don’t care if you’re Tim Cook or some random high school dropout off the street.

    “Not Political” means you’re in support of fascism in 2026 America. Intent is irrelevant.

  5. littlehobbit1313 on

    Claiming to be apolitical in this current environment is still absolutely choosing a side. If you’re not willing to say Trump is wrong, then you’re saying he’s right, TIM APPLE.

  6. icontranquilis on

    “I’m not political, I’m just reaping the benefits of cozying up to pedophile fascists so my big number keep go up.”

  7. popsicleinmyurethra on

    The CEO of a company with a $3.5 trillion market cap is most definitely political.

  8. Oh? So the time Tim Cook gifted Trump a 24K gold plaque was just because he needed to get rid of a brick of gold?

  9. BlotchComics on

    Actions speak louder than words… and Cook’s actions are definitely political.

  10. brownstonebk on

    “Not political” is the fastest way to get me to swipe right on your dating profile. Even faster than the ones who say they’re conservative, I’ll still swipe right for them, but I at least respect that they have a political opinion. People that are “not political” are either a.) closeted MAGA or b.) generally ignorant to politics and global affairs.

    It’s a “no” from me dawg.

  11. butwhyisitso on

    lol every fucking “im not political” person is privileged enough to pretend they exist in some other more fair system

    more accurate he isnt aware, because he definitely participates and advantages from political opportunism.

  12. QuantumConversation on

    If you’re at dinner with 3 fascists there are four fascists at the table.

  13. Traditional-Hat-952 on

    Translation: I’m just an opportunistic capitalist with zero morals other than how much money I can hord. 

  14. FuzzyDynamics on

    I’m not political – guy who is never negatively impacted by political decisions but can cash out massively on them

  15. Oh look, another white male of exceptional privilege who doesn’t “do” politics and yet still somehow manages to be seriously connected to them and benefit heavily from them.

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