For Kash Patel, protecting the American public from threats is evidently a lesser priority than partying and slavishly serving Donald Trump.
ahhhyesthatisme on
God forbid he have an ounce of integrity. I sick of these morally bankrupt assholes
Ok_Mixture4917 on
Lying liar lies, faces no consequences.
DirectCranberryy on
Why did I fire the only people who know how to talk to Iran?”
Kash Patel: “I don’t know, I just liked the way the ‘Delete’ button felt that day.” 🤣
It’s 2026 and our foreign policy is being run like a season of The Apprentice: War Zone Edition.
bbills91 on
He’s not playing!
Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo on
Guessing those Iran experts said some things along the lines of:
Iran poses no immediate threat to the US.
Iran’s nuclear program is years away from meaningfully weaponizing nuclear material.
Starting a war in Iran will cause major disruptions to global supply chains with massive downstream economic disruptions.
A war with Iran will not be won quickly and is likely to rapidly descend into yet another US nation-building quagmire.
ChynaSapphire on
I must say, he’s a very method actor… totally has me convinced that he’s an idiot.
no-more-depravity on
Kash Patel doesn’t know that former Prince Andrew is in **his** **own** Epstein files, but everyone in England knows that former Prince Andrew is in Kash Patel’s Epstein files.
He’s exactly the kind of guy who would be appointed by a draft-dodging, COVID-denying**, compulsively lying*, Constitution destroying, healthcare destroying, child-raping, child-torturing, cop-beating insurrectionist with 34 felonies and six bankruptcies, who stole two million dollars from eight different charities including a children’s charity, who pardoned the biggest narco-terrorist in the world, who started a war with Iran to distract from his child rape, and who openly admires Vladimir Putin.
* PolitiFact Analysis: A review of 1,000 fact-checks of Donald Trump found that approximately 76% of his evaluated statements were rated “Mostly False” “False” or “Pants on Fire”.
BakedPotatoHeadache on
So Kash Patel lies about firing Iran Experts. Because it was dumb.
m3e8x3e8 on
The guy doesn’t need to play dumb. He is dumb.
literallytwisted on
Hey give the guy a break! Unless you know an easier way to get a terrorist attack on the US to stop the midterms? What are they supposed to do? Get people to vote republican by not being evil?
And those guys he fired were really serious about preventing terrorism, They had nerdy degrees and everything!
10v1 on
dat boy aint playin’, He’s dumb.
taz_78 on
Bro ain’t playing.
Icy_Assist4467 on
Not that hard for him to play dumb
InevitableDiver9256 on
No need to play.
ParadiseAlways on
Unfortunately, I don’t think he’s playing. 🙄
NoMayoForReal on
Plays?
DarthWeber on
At this point can we question them with memes?
Aggravatingbrah on
I don’t think he’s playing…
Prior_Implement_9279 on
It’s honestly easier to believe him when his ugly ass face makes him look like he’s constantly caught off guard by abything
PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS on
He’s not playing dumb.
No_Beach_220 on
It’s a role he’s been practicing his whole life for
Librarian_Zoomies on
MAGA revisionist history is already….he got bad advice….it’s not his fault. Patel’s just learning from daddy.
ANTILAMER13 on
That’s just him, he sings the fucking Mew-Mix song to himself while waiting for the perfect chance to act overly excited about something, that’s all that’s going in there
MeatMullet on
This kid ain’t playing.
Glad-Process-3268 on
**Patel:** I fired them because they violated ethics
**U.S. Congress**: What were their job titles when they violated those ethics?
**Patel**: I’m not that familiar with the case, but they definitely deserved to be fired.
earhere on
It’s insane that morons like Patel and Pam Bondi still have positions in the administration. I guess pissing off Trump is the only way you get fired (see: Kristi Noem)
killazdilla on
Plays???
Kan4lZ0n3 on
Well it was dumb, so there’s that.
Available-Log-3118 on
Anyone notice that his assistant was holding up a copy of the playbill for “The Outsider” for the cameras ?
Coup-de-Glass on
Peak kakistocracy
YoureProbablyAB0t on
I say this often whenever there’s a Kash article but it really needs to be repeated.
He is a worthless piece of shit who is knowingly protecting child rapists. I hope he knows that child rapists won’t always be in power.
Incompetent motherfucker.
7jbw4 on
He’s not playing…
Involution88 on
He’s not playing.
RandomNameOfMine815 on
“I wouldn’t say I was playing, Bob.”
Sardonnicus on
Vastly unqualified dei hire. I was told republicants didn’t like dei.
njman100 on
He’s not playing dumb, a bag of rocks had more IQ
Ineverseenthat on
Patel is not playing dumb, he is dumb.
crunchymush on
I have never seen a mother fucker who looks more like he just woke up and had no idea where he is than dirty Kash Patel.
The natural look of raw confusion and stupidity permanently branded on his face is astounding.
Snipeye01 on
Sad fact is he’s likely not playing.
orangesfwr on
He has the watch now, and he will see them in Valhalla
👁👄👁
Mr_Ren_Hoek on
Fuk the bug eyed dick with ears
retro_underpants on
It truly boils my piss that someone can be so actively sub par at their job but simultaneously arrogant as to their superiority. FMAL
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Yes…”plays” dumb
For Kash Patel, protecting the American public from threats is evidently a lesser priority than partying and slavishly serving Donald Trump.
God forbid he have an ounce of integrity. I sick of these morally bankrupt assholes
Lying liar lies, faces no consequences.
Why did I fire the only people who know how to talk to Iran?”
Kash Patel: “I don’t know, I just liked the way the ‘Delete’ button felt that day.” 🤣
It’s 2026 and our foreign policy is being run like a season of The Apprentice: War Zone Edition.
He’s not playing!
Guessing those Iran experts said some things along the lines of:
Iran poses no immediate threat to the US.
Iran’s nuclear program is years away from meaningfully weaponizing nuclear material.
Starting a war in Iran will cause major disruptions to global supply chains with massive downstream economic disruptions.
A war with Iran will not be won quickly and is likely to rapidly descend into yet another US nation-building quagmire.
I must say, he’s a very method actor… totally has me convinced that he’s an idiot.
Kash Patel doesn’t know that former Prince Andrew is in **his** **own** Epstein files, but everyone in England knows that former Prince Andrew is in Kash Patel’s Epstein files.
He’s exactly the kind of guy who would be appointed by a draft-dodging, COVID-denying**, compulsively lying*, Constitution destroying, healthcare destroying, child-raping, child-torturing, cop-beating insurrectionist with 34 felonies and six bankruptcies, who stole two million dollars from eight different charities including a children’s charity, who pardoned the biggest narco-terrorist in the world, who started a war with Iran to distract from his child rape, and who openly admires Vladimir Putin.
** [https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2020/10/politics/covid-disappearing-trump-comment-tracker/](https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2020/10/politics/covid-disappearing-trump-comment-tracker/)
* PolitiFact Analysis: A review of 1,000 fact-checks of Donald Trump found that approximately 76% of his evaluated statements were rated “Mostly False” “False” or “Pants on Fire”.
So Kash Patel lies about firing Iran Experts. Because it was dumb.
The guy doesn’t need to play dumb. He is dumb.
Hey give the guy a break! Unless you know an easier way to get a terrorist attack on the US to stop the midterms? What are they supposed to do? Get people to vote republican by not being evil?
And those guys he fired were really serious about preventing terrorism, They had nerdy degrees and everything!
dat boy aint playin’, He’s dumb.
Bro ain’t playing.
Not that hard for him to play dumb
No need to play.
Unfortunately, I don’t think he’s playing. 🙄
Plays?
At this point can we question them with memes?
I don’t think he’s playing…
It’s honestly easier to believe him when his ugly ass face makes him look like he’s constantly caught off guard by abything
He’s not playing dumb.
It’s a role he’s been practicing his whole life for
MAGA revisionist history is already….he got bad advice….it’s not his fault. Patel’s just learning from daddy.
That’s just him, he sings the fucking Mew-Mix song to himself while waiting for the perfect chance to act overly excited about something, that’s all that’s going in there
This kid ain’t playing.
**Patel:** I fired them because they violated ethics
**U.S. Congress**: What were their job titles when they violated those ethics?
**Patel**: I’m not that familiar with the case, but they definitely deserved to be fired.
It’s insane that morons like Patel and Pam Bondi still have positions in the administration. I guess pissing off Trump is the only way you get fired (see: Kristi Noem)
Plays???
Well it was dumb, so there’s that.
Anyone notice that his assistant was holding up a copy of the playbill for “The Outsider” for the cameras ?
Peak kakistocracy
I say this often whenever there’s a Kash article but it really needs to be repeated.
He is a worthless piece of shit who is knowingly protecting child rapists. I hope he knows that child rapists won’t always be in power.
Incompetent motherfucker.
He’s not playing…
He’s not playing.
“I wouldn’t say I was playing, Bob.”
Vastly unqualified dei hire. I was told republicants didn’t like dei.
He’s not playing dumb, a bag of rocks had more IQ
Patel is not playing dumb, he is dumb.
I have never seen a mother fucker who looks more like he just woke up and had no idea where he is than dirty Kash Patel.
The natural look of raw confusion and stupidity permanently branded on his face is astounding.
Sad fact is he’s likely not playing.
He has the watch now, and he will see them in Valhalla
👁👄👁
Fuk the bug eyed dick with ears
It truly boils my piss that someone can be so actively sub par at their job but simultaneously arrogant as to their superiority. FMAL