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  1. Per usual, make a huge unnessasary and expect everyone to clean it up when he got bored (or perhaps behind the scenes someone threatened him with something worse than imprisonment if he continued).

  2. Humble-Aprico on

    Holy shit, so he literally just ruined the world’s economy and then he’s gonna pull a “not my problem”?  I mean, it is something he would do, but holy shit.

  3. Yeah, whatever he feels like. He’s got gas prices through the roof, the whole region a fucking mess.

    Yeah, maybe wind it down. Play some golf. His work is finished.

  4. Its so fucking funny to see him say this after just 3 hours ago reports were saying they were considering thousands of troops being deployed

    Bro must have seen market reactions and inflation forecasts…or he is lying again and they will just keep fighting anyway he really is that stupid

    What pray tell did you accomplish admiral dipshit? The same regime is in place and the strait is still closed 

  5. He’s lying his ass off at this point. No one should believe a damn word he says about the situation in Iran.

  6. Imakemyownnamereddit on

    You mean the orange t*rd hopes he can offload the problem onto other countries?

    Sorry orange t*rd, gas prices in the good old US of A aren’t coming down, till you send in US ships to clean up your mess.

  7. Just takes a giant fucking shit all over the region and then leaves it for other people to either step in or clean up. What a great man!

  8. Translation: the US & Israel are out of interceptor missiles and will need 12 months to restock at which time the war can continue.

    Iran is fully aware of this and will keep the strait of Hormuz closed.

  9. No one from the EU came over to play minefield dodgeball, and it’s no fun anymore anyways, so we’re gonna go see if Cuba wants to play tag.

    They’re “It”.

  10. *Brave Sir Donald Ran Away!*

    *Bravely Ran Away Away!*

    *When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!*

    *Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about,*

    *And gallantly, he chickened out!*

    *Swiftly taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat!*

    *Bravest of the Brave, Sir Donald!*

  11. sure i shit in the swimming pool but everyone who is more concerned with a shit-free swimming pool should really step in and do their share of the de-shitting

  12. The crazy part of all if this is that would allow Iran to potentially walk away from this more powerful by negotiating directly with the EU and other countries in the Middle East.

  13. Huh, i thought TACO was on Tuesdays.

    Right after the Friday bell, this feels like more pump and dump for insider trading. Since the play is Pump, we know what the nest chapter will be…

  14. He does this all the time. Moves one direction, says he maybe isn’t moving that way anymore, but in reality he’s speeding that direction. You don’t send that many marines to just go meh nvm

  15. Which other nations?

    It would be hilarious if he declared fake victory
    Europe deployed some ships etc and Iran immediately ceased fire and reached a more formal agreement with Europeans but not the Americans obviously.

  16. With American marines and warships on the way, it appears this is, at best, ham handed misdirection.

  17. nowhereman1917 on

    This is what he does. He dumped Afghanistan in Biden’s lap. He surrendered everything to the Taliban, ordered the Afghan government to release 5000 terrorists, and made exactly no preparation towards getting our people and assets home.

    Incompetent coward.

  18. lol that’s not how this works, Iran will keep striking US bases in the gulf and will still keep the straight closed, walking away is legitimately somehow a worse option

  19. Unique-Egg-461 on

    Opening the Hormuz Strait wasnt one of the listed objectives

    So mission accomplished. Fuck you peasents

  20. so in 3 years when there is a democrat president republicans can bitch about how they aren’t fixing this mess fast enough.

  21. adjust_your_set on

    He really should be impeached for this. We should not be subservient to another country. An absolute colossal waste of human lives, resources, and no international partners, only to have a more extreme leader in place now.

    If Iran did mine the straight, global shipping through there will be more expensive until all of the mines are accounted for.

  22. Nothing like fucking up the global economy and leaving it for someone else to fix. I fucking hate Donald J Trump.

  23. He’s scared of China and the Saudis. They flexed on him and he’s backing down. Bro is cooked if democrats were as pissed as we are. Our government is a fucking joke. Racking up debt. We’re getting fucked by the wealthy who’s lifestyle will not change a bit… they’ll fuck us and buy up more and more small business at a discount. We’re so fucked. Democrats are a fucking joke of an opposition party. Citizens need to wake up and realize how batshit this administration is. Fuck politicians. All of them.

  24. He’s literally A/B testing exit strategies for popularity. This is insane. We live in a world run by a reality game show host that rapes children.

  25. TOMC_throwaway000000 on

    Has no one put together the timing of what he says and the day of the week?

    It’s Friday and the market is doing badly

  26. Imhere4thejokes on

    People went into a voting booth expecting what exactly? Because this is about how I envisioned he’d fuck shit up…

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