Yes… incompetence, ignorance, and fragile egos are what you need at an airport.
Motormand on
Yeah, cause that’s what America needs, in a time where tourism have plummeted. A bunch of trigger-happy, inbred rednecks with guns, who revels in treating human rights like toilet paper.
Yeah, send in ICE. Some beatings, mass incarcerations, and summary executions should fix the security line wait time problem at airports. /s
BlondeBorednBaked on
They will kidnap more people. Tourism is dead in the US.
Lobster_Bisqueit_ on
I’ve been watching the airport/TSA news recently. Maybe I’m missing something horrible, but I’ve found the headlines saying things like **Trump Threatens ICE In Airports** so fucking funny because it’s just the big guy handling/managing the staffing shortage he caused with different staff. It’s so funny to me that these big scary ICE recruits are now doing additional duties they didn’t expect (in an airport, as TSA) because their silly boss goofed up (caused another government shut down) and made all the original employees quit. It just hits very close to home working in America as the lil guy, which again is so funny to me tbh
fx-hunt on
How many days until they shoot someone for having too big of a shampoo bottle (being brown)?
MessyPoopMcGee on
“These guys suck at one job and are unqualified, let’s have them suck at another job they’re unqualified for!”
CAM6913 on
Why is anyone worried? What could possibly go wrong with untrained masked armed trigger happy inbred sycophants looking for a fight at an airport where people are already tired and frustrated. Watch them racially profiling people making them miss their flights, detaining and terrorizing American citizens.
mlorusso4 on
If it’s just guarding exits, why can’t the airports themselves hire someone to do it? Why can’t they hire some of those tsa agents that are already trained to do it as independent contractors to do it until they get funded? Why can’t the cities place some of their local police at those exits and invoice DHS later?
There are so many better and more practical solutions than just using ice as the presidents personal rapid deployment force for any issue he wants to circumvent Congress with
drewcareymoore on
One thing I’ve heard from several places since Minneapolis is that ICE is targeting less dense, more rural areas, in part because neighbours can’t mobilize against them the way they can in major cities.
There is no shortage of people and cameras at airports. I don’t think this play is gonna go the way they want it to.
iymcool on
>“Hopefully we’ll have all those answers here by this afternoon, but we’re working on it when we when we deploy tomorrow, we’ll have a well thought out plan to execute,” Homan said.
They don’t even know what they’re doing, and didn’t have enough time to come up with at least a moderately respectable or believable lie.
kingcakeaholic on
The two ICE agents that killed Nicole Good and Alex Pretti will likely be dealing with the public in lines.
Aunt-jobiska on
“…working on a plan of execution…” are the most horrifying words ever uttered by this administration.
Simple-Ring2073 on
Ah yes, the airport. Where everyone has legal IDs already and every right to be there.
Anon-2028 on
Imagine getting dragged to the ground and beaten because you kept your shoes on for too long through the line.
Dat_Harass on
So… you’re replacing trained TSA staff with those already stepping on and ignoring rights? While half the country is expecting a false flag attack?
Fucking really?
Civil_Secretary5295 on
“We’re simply there to help TSA do their job in areas that don’t need their specialized expertise, such as screening through the X-ray machine. Not training that, we won’t do that,” Homan said.
So they are actually going to take orders from TSA? Yea, like that is going to happen. Another shit show in the way!
DistractedPhoenix on
Can’t wait for some dude with a punisher tattoo to sniff my wife’s underwear at the airport
LiveChocolate8819 on
Hot take: fine, let them.
People who frequent airports are largely the classes of Americans who have mostly been insulated from the damage Trump is causing.
Let some business-class jerkoffs be inconvenienced by these goons.
Slade_Riprock on
Are they going to be wearing their masks and full body Armour and guns while checking xrays and metal detectors?
100_xp on
Many ICE agents are the exact type of unintelligent and impatient people who cause problems around TSA
jesterOC on
Who is going to train them? The guys not getting paid?
logans_runner on
Great. The “greatest country on earth”‘s citizens are about to be afraid to go the airport because of the gestapo… er…. SS….er….. “ICE”
PeteDontCare on
Wait until we see what the lack of training in anything necessary for the job does in this instance…
LowEndLem on
You know, for all of the TSA’s many problems, at no point did I ever think someone was gonna beat me into the ground and empty their gun’s magazine into my back.
Thank God they’ve brought that feeling to the airports.
giraloco on
Wouldn’t make more sense to send ICE to help in Iran? They are tough guys, they should be able to handle it.
idoma21 on
“Is this 3.4 oz?!? Or less?!?”
“It’s 3.4 oz, I swear!”
“Why are you swearing at me?!?” And that’s when I started blasting.
This should be good. Will they block airplanes and shoot the pilot when they “fail to comply”?
HR_DUCK on
Have a full water bottle going through screening?
That’s dangerous and prepare to get shot in the face.
NeanaOption on
They have no authority in airports. Trump is breaking yet another law.
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Yes… incompetence, ignorance, and fragile egos are what you need at an airport.
Yeah, cause that’s what America needs, in a time where tourism have plummeted. A bunch of trigger-happy, inbred rednecks with guns, who revels in treating human rights like toilet paper.
Rapidly expanding trump’s private ~~army~~ bully force.
What authority does ICE have at an airport?
Yeah, send in ICE. Some beatings, mass incarcerations, and summary executions should fix the security line wait time problem at airports. /s
They will kidnap more people. Tourism is dead in the US.
I’ve been watching the airport/TSA news recently. Maybe I’m missing something horrible, but I’ve found the headlines saying things like **Trump Threatens ICE In Airports** so fucking funny because it’s just the big guy handling/managing the staffing shortage he caused with different staff. It’s so funny to me that these big scary ICE recruits are now doing additional duties they didn’t expect (in an airport, as TSA) because their silly boss goofed up (caused another government shut down) and made all the original employees quit. It just hits very close to home working in America as the lil guy, which again is so funny to me tbh
How many days until they shoot someone for having too big of a shampoo bottle (being brown)?
“These guys suck at one job and are unqualified, let’s have them suck at another job they’re unqualified for!”
Why is anyone worried? What could possibly go wrong with untrained masked armed trigger happy inbred sycophants looking for a fight at an airport where people are already tired and frustrated. Watch them racially profiling people making them miss their flights, detaining and terrorizing American citizens.
If it’s just guarding exits, why can’t the airports themselves hire someone to do it? Why can’t they hire some of those tsa agents that are already trained to do it as independent contractors to do it until they get funded? Why can’t the cities place some of their local police at those exits and invoice DHS later?
There are so many better and more practical solutions than just using ice as the presidents personal rapid deployment force for any issue he wants to circumvent Congress with
One thing I’ve heard from several places since Minneapolis is that ICE is targeting less dense, more rural areas, in part because neighbours can’t mobilize against them the way they can in major cities.
There is no shortage of people and cameras at airports. I don’t think this play is gonna go the way they want it to.
>“Hopefully we’ll have all those answers here by this afternoon, but we’re working on it when we when we deploy tomorrow, we’ll have a well thought out plan to execute,” Homan said.
They don’t even know what they’re doing, and didn’t have enough time to come up with at least a moderately respectable or believable lie.
The two ICE agents that killed Nicole Good and Alex Pretti will likely be dealing with the public in lines.
“…working on a plan of execution…” are the most horrifying words ever uttered by this administration.
Ah yes, the airport. Where everyone has legal IDs already and every right to be there.
Imagine getting dragged to the ground and beaten because you kept your shoes on for too long through the line.
So… you’re replacing trained TSA staff with those already stepping on and ignoring rights? While half the country is expecting a false flag attack?
Fucking really?
“We’re simply there to help TSA do their job in areas that don’t need their specialized expertise, such as screening through the X-ray machine. Not training that, we won’t do that,” Homan said.
So they are actually going to take orders from TSA? Yea, like that is going to happen. Another shit show in the way!
Can’t wait for some dude with a punisher tattoo to sniff my wife’s underwear at the airport
Hot take: fine, let them.
People who frequent airports are largely the classes of Americans who have mostly been insulated from the damage Trump is causing.
Let some business-class jerkoffs be inconvenienced by these goons.
Are they going to be wearing their masks and full body Armour and guns while checking xrays and metal detectors?
Many ICE agents are the exact type of unintelligent and impatient people who cause problems around TSA
Who is going to train them? The guys not getting paid?
Great. The “greatest country on earth”‘s citizens are about to be afraid to go the airport because of the gestapo… er…. SS….er….. “ICE”
Wait until we see what the lack of training in anything necessary for the job does in this instance…
You know, for all of the TSA’s many problems, at no point did I ever think someone was gonna beat me into the ground and empty their gun’s magazine into my back.
Thank God they’ve brought that feeling to the airports.
Wouldn’t make more sense to send ICE to help in Iran? They are tough guys, they should be able to handle it.
“Is this 3.4 oz?!? Or less?!?”
“It’s 3.4 oz, I swear!”
“Why are you swearing at me?!?” And that’s when I started blasting.
This should be good. Will they block airplanes and shoot the pilot when they “fail to comply”?
Have a full water bottle going through screening?
That’s dangerous and prepare to get shot in the face.
They have no authority in airports. Trump is breaking yet another law.