Ah, so Iran realized all it needed to do was bribe him, too.
Adventurous-Cod7910 on
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bastard_rabbit on
It’s legal for girls aged 13 in Iran to get married. That’s probably got something to do with it.
Loki-L on
Was it a big wooden horse, Donald?
H4NKSCORP10 on
Trump is going to use the privileges of the office to personally enrich himself as expected. Wasting $1B/day on this war of aggression not to mention the incalculable human and environmental costs isn’t going to weigh on the demented mind of a pathologically corrupt narcissist. Blackmailing, flattering and/or bribing him directly, however, is a pretty safe bet.
espinaustin on
What the actual fuck?
DazkHN on
What the actual fuck?
DazkHN on
What the actual fuck?
d_c_d_ on
Sounds like a bribe.
Taint_Liquor on
Just give it a couple hours. Iran will say this is all bullshit.
Earthpig_Johnson on
Toddler president.
Max_Mm_ on
r/thathappened
Krisparz on
> “Because they’re going to make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present. And the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.… That meant one thing to me—we’re dealing with the right people.”
Just shut up you fat pedo idiot.
fowlraul on
I tried to tell the universe to just give trump 2 billion dollars to fuck off in 2015…universe went the other way with it.
Kendal_with_1_L on
Hope all of the American deaths were worth it.
ToadP on
What “Big Present”? wouldn’t that be something that is now owned by the United States not the President or his Family? I think we need an Answer.
dazedandloitering on
We live in a horrific absurdist hell
Additional_Quiet2600 on
His filter is gone. He’s talking about some backdoor payout or something. He’s sundowning so fast it’s wild.
CAM6913 on
It couldn’t be more obvious that Trump is for sale and is selling out America every day
TheGOPisTheDeepState on
Trump Lie #1111039477483910294884830201 and counting. Lock this pedophile and criminal up already.
EditorSimple2158 on
I’m not quite sure which is the bigger corruption
This being the truth or this being a lie.
defiant-raven on
Then why are the troops still being sent?
Really, it makes no sense unless maybe the gift is Kharg Island. Which totally isn’t rigged with quicksand and poisonous snakes.
debtcoder-dev on
Someone is trying to buy that right to be leader of Iran.
complete_data75 on
It amazing to me that we have a president of the us who literally can’t utter one sentence that isn’t total bullshit.
nyyanksfan81 on
For a guy that lies everytime his mouth moves he sucks at it.
Like when he was asked who they were negotiating with (they weren’t) he just said someone high up.
TheFlyingPuHole on
IF the story is to be believable, that’s worse for him personally, right? In his version, he is bombing them because of the immediate threat they pose. Somehow, after a few weeks of bombing, they still pose that same threat (?) and their gift diffuses tensions? Wouldn’t a gift from an enemy be MORE suspicious than an attack from a theocratic terrorist regime that regularly chants “death to America”?
I mean, I know the facts are different from his version he lies about all the time, but even his version of the story doesn’t make sense. He admitted he’s not even talking to the new leader of Iran and is actively threatening war crimes against them.
I think Idiocracy was actually a better situation than the dystopia we are being presented with now
DasBoggler on
So basically US is running an international Mafia style protection racket now. “Be a shame if your country gets bombed, just give us a few tankers of oil and we can make sure that doesn’t happen.”
CanaDoug420 on
Announcing you were bribed is crazy. Shame nothing will come of that
CelticSith on
South Park fucking nailed it.
“Here’s your gift, and you certainly do not have a tiny penis”
supercali45 on
Trying to keep the market afloat until ground invasion Friday after markets close
Meme_Theory on
He’s fucking talking to 4-chan trolls claiming to be Iran, isn’t he….
IndyPoker979 on
You mean like a 1.5 billion dollar stock trade?
FlexFanatic on
Trump is incapable of keeping secrets. This is another lie. and its sad that if Iran responds to this and says Trump is lying that I would being the Iranian government.
There_is_always_hope on
So let me get this straight.
The President of the United States attacked another country without prior congressional approval or even a plan. Our top US counter terrorism official told them Iran wasn’t a threat.
They had no plan. They had no idea that Iran would attack other countries.
Iran has now given the US a present that is apparently monetarily so significant it’ll end this war.
The US is ran by a president using its military force to terrorize other countries until they pay up. Yes, it’s terroristic especially when it’s using military force that isn’t even approved by our own government.
We are paying taxes so that our President can extort other countries by force. How Christian.
Simpicity on
Isn’t it illegal for the president to accept a present and not tell anyone what it is? Because I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how a bribe is defined.
cybaz on
At this point either his aides are creating an alternate reality for him because they are afraid to tell him the truth or he has completely lost his grasp on reality.
SkySojourner on
This is your champion, Republicans? He’ll throw your sons and daughters to their deaths but change his mind after some expensive bribes while your children’s corpses are fresh in the ground. Despicable.
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Was it human poop in a box?
What mind?
How amazing! What an ally Israel has!
Can you buy him back or are you all alone now?
Ah, so Iran realized all it needed to do was bribe him, too.
Huggies Premium with added absorption, for all your big messes!
It’s legal for girls aged 13 in Iran to get married. That’s probably got something to do with it.
Was it a big wooden horse, Donald?
Trump is going to use the privileges of the office to personally enrich himself as expected. Wasting $1B/day on this war of aggression not to mention the incalculable human and environmental costs isn’t going to weigh on the demented mind of a pathologically corrupt narcissist. Blackmailing, flattering and/or bribing him directly, however, is a pretty safe bet.
What the actual fuck?
What the actual fuck?
What the actual fuck?
Sounds like a bribe.
Just give it a couple hours. Iran will say this is all bullshit.
Toddler president.
r/thathappened
> “Because they’re going to make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present. And the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.… That meant one thing to me—we’re dealing with the right people.”
Just shut up you fat pedo idiot.
I tried to tell the universe to just give trump 2 billion dollars to fuck off in 2015…universe went the other way with it.
Hope all of the American deaths were worth it.
What “Big Present”? wouldn’t that be something that is now owned by the United States not the President or his Family? I think we need an Answer.
We live in a horrific absurdist hell
His filter is gone. He’s talking about some backdoor payout or something. He’s sundowning so fast it’s wild.
It couldn’t be more obvious that Trump is for sale and is selling out America every day
Trump Lie #1111039477483910294884830201 and counting. Lock this pedophile and criminal up already.
I’m not quite sure which is the bigger corruption
This being the truth or this being a lie.
Then why are the troops still being sent?
Really, it makes no sense unless maybe the gift is Kharg Island. Which totally isn’t rigged with quicksand and poisonous snakes.
Someone is trying to buy that right to be leader of Iran.
It amazing to me that we have a president of the us who literally can’t utter one sentence that isn’t total bullshit.
For a guy that lies everytime his mouth moves he sucks at it.
Like when he was asked who they were negotiating with (they weren’t) he just said someone high up.
IF the story is to be believable, that’s worse for him personally, right? In his version, he is bombing them because of the immediate threat they pose. Somehow, after a few weeks of bombing, they still pose that same threat (?) and their gift diffuses tensions? Wouldn’t a gift from an enemy be MORE suspicious than an attack from a theocratic terrorist regime that regularly chants “death to America”?
I mean, I know the facts are different from his version he lies about all the time, but even his version of the story doesn’t make sense. He admitted he’s not even talking to the new leader of Iran and is actively threatening war crimes against them.
I think Idiocracy was actually a better situation than the dystopia we are being presented with now
So basically US is running an international Mafia style protection racket now. “Be a shame if your country gets bombed, just give us a few tankers of oil and we can make sure that doesn’t happen.”
Announcing you were bribed is crazy. Shame nothing will come of that
South Park fucking nailed it.
“Here’s your gift, and you certainly do not have a tiny penis”
Trying to keep the market afloat until ground invasion Friday after markets close
He’s fucking talking to 4-chan trolls claiming to be Iran, isn’t he….
You mean like a 1.5 billion dollar stock trade?
Trump is incapable of keeping secrets. This is another lie. and its sad that if Iran responds to this and says Trump is lying that I would being the Iranian government.
So let me get this straight.
The President of the United States attacked another country without prior congressional approval or even a plan. Our top US counter terrorism official told them Iran wasn’t a threat.
They had no plan. They had no idea that Iran would attack other countries.
Iran has now given the US a present that is apparently monetarily so significant it’ll end this war.
The US is ran by a president using its military force to terrorize other countries until they pay up. Yes, it’s terroristic especially when it’s using military force that isn’t even approved by our own government.
We are paying taxes so that our President can extort other countries by force. How Christian.
Isn’t it illegal for the president to accept a present and not tell anyone what it is? Because I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how a bribe is defined.
At this point either his aides are creating an alternate reality for him because they are afraid to tell him the truth or he has completely lost his grasp on reality.
This is your champion, Republicans? He’ll throw your sons and daughters to their deaths but change his mind after some expensive bribes while your children’s corpses are fresh in the ground. Despicable.