Because if it’s the latter, tomorrow is going to be a weird day
HomerSexual67 on
Just sitting here with my popcorn watching this blow up in Trumps face.
Notice how the world has stopped talking about the Epstein files?
craftymethod on
Looking for the full list of 18?
get fucked. -article writer
ASEdouard on
Will this be the moment where MAGA realizes Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing?
NoSwordfish6949 on
But trump is negotiating
SnuffleWarrior on
Seems only fair
chubby_pink_donut on
oh, no! please, Iran, don’t TARGET MEDICAL DEBT, CREDIT CARD AND MORTGAGE COMPANIES FIRST
GlassjawIsGreat on
Hit something critical so we tech workers can have a snow day
FordMaverickFan on
They included HP in the list of companies they’re going to attack which has to be one of those “what the fuck did we do” kind of moments.
On a serious note in the article Iran is saying they’re going to start Attacking (missiles) at office buildings in the ME.
Not cyber attacks they’re just going to try and blow up the small operations centers in ME nations.
IntelArtiGen on
Why are they doing all these threats, like it’s not a war? Before a war I understand the threats but during a war it’s so weird. Usually during a war, if a country can and want to attack something, it attacks that thing, threatening to do it is not relevant. It’s the same for Trump I guess.
Wonderful-Pause1048 on
Take the White House, please 🙏
IceMysterious3056 on
April Fool, Iran love jokes.
heloder85 on
They better not attack PALANTIR or ORACLE. I will be so upset!
guaztronaut on
Eh. I have hard drives prepared for this day so unless they’re EMP-ing my house, have at it.
boneydog22 on
Anything but Microsoft copilot and teams!!
GreatGojira on
So that war coming to an end?
gldoorii on
Can’t really say I disapprove of it
4Lornel on
Wait…. Is IRAN going to end up saving us from AI?! /s
Omer1698 on
Doing it on April Fools of all days is sure is a choice.
Extension-Pick8310 on
Can we add Oracle, Palantir, and Tesla twice?
CaveManta on
This is the war of attacking everything except for any actual enemy.
AVLThumper on
Why would you give the country that attacked you any warning whatsoever?
bells1981 on
Do it
sovietarmyfan on
They are going to do a low orbit ion cannon attack on Microsoft?
Original_Bite6555 on
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gottarespondtothis on
Shucks.
Avocadonot on
Lmao they don’t have the balls
Successful_Ride6920 on
Maybe the Tech companies will begin to create their own militaries to protect their assets, similar to the East India Company in the 1800’s, or maybe sub it out.
Blue_Swirling_Bunny on
As long as I can still play Baldur’s Gate 3, 👍🏼.
DasLimpit123 on
April Fools’!
Few_Raisin_8981 on
April fools !
PimpOfJoytime on
Fun fact it was already April 1 in Tehran when this was published by Gizmodo, so this should read “starting today”.
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April Fool might be really confusing this year
Is this with physical attacks or cyber attacks?
Because if it’s the latter, tomorrow is going to be a weird day
Just sitting here with my popcorn watching this blow up in Trumps face.
Notice how the world has stopped talking about the Epstein files?
Looking for the full list of 18?
get fucked. -article writer
Will this be the moment where MAGA realizes Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing?
But trump is negotiating
Seems only fair
oh, no! please, Iran, don’t TARGET MEDICAL DEBT, CREDIT CARD AND MORTGAGE COMPANIES FIRST
Hit something critical so we tech workers can have a snow day
They included HP in the list of companies they’re going to attack which has to be one of those “what the fuck did we do” kind of moments.
On a serious note in the article Iran is saying they’re going to start Attacking (missiles) at office buildings in the ME.
Not cyber attacks they’re just going to try and blow up the small operations centers in ME nations.
Why are they doing all these threats, like it’s not a war? Before a war I understand the threats but during a war it’s so weird. Usually during a war, if a country can and want to attack something, it attacks that thing, threatening to do it is not relevant. It’s the same for Trump I guess.
Take the White House, please 🙏
April Fool, Iran love jokes.
They better not attack PALANTIR or ORACLE. I will be so upset!
Eh. I have hard drives prepared for this day so unless they’re EMP-ing my house, have at it.
Anything but Microsoft copilot and teams!!
So that war coming to an end?
Can’t really say I disapprove of it
Wait…. Is IRAN going to end up saving us from AI?! /s
Doing it on April Fools of all days is sure is a choice.
Can we add Oracle, Palantir, and Tesla twice?
This is the war of attacking everything except for any actual enemy.
Why would you give the country that attacked you any warning whatsoever?
Do it
They are going to do a low orbit ion cannon attack on Microsoft?
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Shucks.
Lmao they don’t have the balls
Maybe the Tech companies will begin to create their own militaries to protect their assets, similar to the East India Company in the 1800’s, or maybe sub it out.
As long as I can still play Baldur’s Gate 3, 👍🏼.
April Fools’!
April fools !
Fun fact it was already April 1 in Tehran when this was published by Gizmodo, so this should read “starting today”.