They’re already registered at 18. It’s called selective service. This is just automating an existing process.
TobioOkuma1 on
“Republicans want live babies so they can turn them into dead soldiers”
~George Carlin
basically-there on
this is actually a good thing, you’re required to register anyway, might as well make it automatic. headline is a bit misleading
Blackhawk127 on
Normally I’m all for bashing this administration but turning a manual process already required by federal law into an automated one is a big nothing burger. All males are required by federal law to register for the draft which hasn’t been activated since Vietnam and none of that is changing with this story.
the_pressman on
But we can’t have automatic voter registration…
UpperApe on
Americans: “They’re forcing us to fight for them! Isn’t that terrible!?”
World: “So are you finally going to fight back to stop them?”
Americans: “Lol no”
sugarlessdeathbear on
Barron is prime draft age.
Aggressive-Cut5836 on
Wasn’t that always the case? I had to register for the draft in the late 90s even though there was no war at the time.
TRtheCat on
Last time I checked I already did that at 18. The grift is paying to get out of it.
Dheme55 on
Barron will be eligible
returnofthecursed on
They also recently raised the maximum age for military service from 35 to 42.
mindgardening on
Narcissists are incredibly, infuriatingly hypocritical.
MeanJeanDopamine on
This includes our boy Barron, right? RIGHT?
Groomsi on
We all have “Bone Spurs” like Donald Pump&Dump
3D-Dreams on
It’s almost like he doesn’t deserve the FIFA Peace Prize or something.
mapha17 on
I’m sure there will be some form of shady exception to which Barron will magically qualify for.
Specialist-Bug1592 on
The Daily Beast, ffs. Can we please stop posting this rage-baiting rag? Registering for the draft (Selective Service) is already compulsory and many states do it automatically if you have a driver’s license. This story is really a nothing burger.
OkRush9563 on
Commanding officers are gonna start getting fragged by scared desperate young men who didn’t vote for this and don’t wanna die fighting the pedo class’s war.
thehermit14 on
🐷 piggy. General Bone Spurs.
regular_sized_dave on
It’s the 21st century. If we’re going to continue with mandatory military registration, let’s just require it of ALL 18 year olds, not just males.
triplenested on
TheDailyBeast lol
captialj on
Can this subreddit post literally anything other than daily beast? Clickbait exaggerated headlines are incredibly counterproductive when the unvarnished truth is already so damning.
sidjohn1 on
Hmmm… so we can figure out how to auto register for Selective Service, but not to auto register to vote. 🤔
pizzlepullerofkberg on
Easy fix, all 18-26 year old men suddenly have bone spurs.
Ninigi-no-Mikoto on
Gotta go to war before you can drink, good for you unfortunate son.
No_Sherbet_3808 on
So automatic draft registration is fine, but under no circumstances is automatic voter registration okay? Typical.
upfromashes on
Wasn’t one of the post election news stories that young men voted for Trump because they believed Harris would draft them and send them to war? Did I make that up? I wonder how those voters feel today.
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They’re already registered at 18. It’s called selective service. This is just automating an existing process.
“Republicans want live babies so they can turn them into dead soldiers”
~George Carlin
this is actually a good thing, you’re required to register anyway, might as well make it automatic. headline is a bit misleading
Normally I’m all for bashing this administration but turning a manual process already required by federal law into an automated one is a big nothing burger. All males are required by federal law to register for the draft which hasn’t been activated since Vietnam and none of that is changing with this story.
But we can’t have automatic voter registration…
Americans: “They’re forcing us to fight for them! Isn’t that terrible!?”
World: “So are you finally going to fight back to stop them?”
Americans: “Lol no”
Barron is prime draft age.
Wasn’t that always the case? I had to register for the draft in the late 90s even though there was no war at the time.
Last time I checked I already did that at 18. The grift is paying to get out of it.
Barron will be eligible
They also recently raised the maximum age for military service from 35 to 42.
Narcissists are incredibly, infuriatingly hypocritical.
This includes our boy Barron, right? RIGHT?
We all have “Bone Spurs” like Donald Pump&Dump
It’s almost like he doesn’t deserve the FIFA Peace Prize or something.
I’m sure there will be some form of shady exception to which Barron will magically qualify for.
The Daily Beast, ffs. Can we please stop posting this rage-baiting rag? Registering for the draft (Selective Service) is already compulsory and many states do it automatically if you have a driver’s license. This story is really a nothing burger.
Commanding officers are gonna start getting fragged by scared desperate young men who didn’t vote for this and don’t wanna die fighting the pedo class’s war.
🐷 piggy. General Bone Spurs.
It’s the 21st century. If we’re going to continue with mandatory military registration, let’s just require it of ALL 18 year olds, not just males.
TheDailyBeast lol
Can this subreddit post literally anything other than daily beast? Clickbait exaggerated headlines are incredibly counterproductive when the unvarnished truth is already so damning.
Hmmm… so we can figure out how to auto register for Selective Service, but not to auto register to vote. 🤔
Easy fix, all 18-26 year old men suddenly have bone spurs.
Gotta go to war before you can drink, good for you unfortunate son.
So automatic draft registration is fine, but under no circumstances is automatic voter registration okay? Typical.
Wasn’t one of the post election news stories that young men voted for Trump because they believed Harris would draft them and send them to war? Did I make that up? I wonder how those voters feel today.