It was just him shitting himself. The pressure really builds up sometimes
Tuesday_Night_Club on
Since his fake baby ear wound was forgotten…
Massive-Expert7467 on
Bro got bored and fabricated an excuse to leave
Dunlocke on
Evacuated right in his diapers I bet
BYoungNY on
Sounded like a single louder shot fire, followed by 4 shots. Could possibly have been something else. But the PBS raw live feed you can rewind back.
Regular_Climate_6885 on
Just another staged event.
sportsworker777 on
Kash not going down without a fight
Constant-Brief3410 on
He farted
Useless on
I see they’re playing the hits.
jediporcupine on
Feel bad for whoever has to change the diaper after
mackyoh on
Clever way to avoid being in public
JorSimpson45 on
It was +9200 or something ridiculous on Kalshi that Trump wouldn’t speak or that the event wouldn’t qualify. Expect to hear a “random user” making six plus figures on this shit lol.
edit: event continuing, no news of Trump returning after being evacuated 🤔
JoshJoshson13 on
Inb4 conservatives blames it on a Trans democrat
robot_pirate on
I sincerely hope everyone is okay.
That said, this seems literally unbelievable. And, how he responds to *this*, will tell us everything we need to know about what really happened in Butler.
CromulentWord on
Sure, Jan.
tallmanwithglasses on
Secret service apparently said the shooter was killed
Past_Distribution144 on
Room full of reporters and just a bunch of misinformation flying around before they even investigate what happened. Some saying Loud noise like plates falling, some saying security shot someone, unarmed. Give them an hour to figure their story out.
Let Fox News be the headless chickens running around pretending trumps life was threatened.
guntherbumpass on
Why bother hiring a comedian, when you intend to kick the whole thing off with another staged assassination attempt?
djfoundation on
god dammit. every time I think something good will happen they pull some new bullshit I never considered.
Brole_Model on
This is THE falsest flag I’ve ever seen after the report earlier this week that he was staging a walk out after berating the media.
RebootJobs on
Staged 🥱
ETA: WSJ Headline already edited from shots to loud sounds.
Atopos2025 on
They just made an announcement that they’re going to resume shortly. Whatever that means and if it includes him, I do not know.
AINonsense on
Everybody else is still there…
Nobody injured…
Oh… his jokes were, what, you say… ?
spiraleyes78 on
4 “attempts” on his life in less than two years? Either the most inept secret service ever, or these are orchestrated…
Sandangin on
Live feed shows everyone milling around and they just said they will be resuming momentarily.
AugustusInBlood on
this man will do anything to not have to attend a WHCD
ParserDoer on
Lmao what a load of horse shit.
robot_pirate on
There are stages and levels of security. If legit, how the hell did this happen? In DC. At a hotel where everyone is at for a special event. During a time of armed conflict.
Secret Service, FBI, DHS – where is the accountability? Professionals have all bailed. It’s a straight circus now.
Northern_Ice_2501 on
The 3 a.m. posts tonight are going to be epic.
SmokeStayFishin on
We are still doing this?
TimTamDeliciousness on
So how are they going to explain the security failure of an armed person getting past what is supposed to be one of the best security team in the world?
stichus123 on
For God’s sake – can somebody just check that his ear is ok?
nomorepumpkins on
Weird how this keeps happening he needs a numbers boost.
YouSaidIt-2016 on
Nope. Not buying it.
GoldenC0mpany on
When polls are low, stage a fake shooting. Not the first time for this guy.
Inappropriate_Bridge on
Trump’s polling is collapsing. So he’s putting on another fake “assassination” attempt.
joebuckshairline on
This REEKS of false flag. First one he is attending and there is a shooting? Yeah ok totally organic.
MrTestiggles on
Shooter reportedly wearing ‘I Love Nancy Pelosi’ shirt and Iranian flag trousers
twistedt on
Hmmm shots fired not on the ballroom level, with a gun that seemingly made it through metal detectors, someone who got through the security bubble with multiple agencies present, no one injured despite multiple shots, authorities immediately stop gunman, the dinner is set to resume…and the President wants to return.
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Wake up babe new false flag just dropped
It was just him shitting himself. The pressure really builds up sometimes
Since his fake baby ear wound was forgotten…
Bro got bored and fabricated an excuse to leave
Evacuated right in his diapers I bet
Sounded like a single louder shot fire, followed by 4 shots. Could possibly have been something else. But the PBS raw live feed you can rewind back.
Just another staged event.
Kash not going down without a fight
He farted
I see they’re playing the hits.
Feel bad for whoever has to change the diaper after
Clever way to avoid being in public
It was +9200 or something ridiculous on Kalshi that Trump wouldn’t speak or that the event wouldn’t qualify. Expect to hear a “random user” making six plus figures on this shit lol.
edit: event continuing, no news of Trump returning after being evacuated 🤔
Inb4 conservatives blames it on a Trans democrat
I sincerely hope everyone is okay.
That said, this seems literally unbelievable. And, how he responds to *this*, will tell us everything we need to know about what really happened in Butler.
Sure, Jan.
Secret service apparently said the shooter was killed
Room full of reporters and just a bunch of misinformation flying around before they even investigate what happened. Some saying Loud noise like plates falling, some saying security shot someone, unarmed. Give them an hour to figure their story out.
Let Fox News be the headless chickens running around pretending trumps life was threatened.
Why bother hiring a comedian, when you intend to kick the whole thing off with another staged assassination attempt?
god dammit. every time I think something good will happen they pull some new bullshit I never considered.
This is THE falsest flag I’ve ever seen after the report earlier this week that he was staging a walk out after berating the media.
Staged 🥱
ETA: WSJ Headline already edited from shots to loud sounds.
They just made an announcement that they’re going to resume shortly. Whatever that means and if it includes him, I do not know.
Everybody else is still there…
Nobody injured…
Oh… his jokes were, what, you say… ?
4 “attempts” on his life in less than two years? Either the most inept secret service ever, or these are orchestrated…
Live feed shows everyone milling around and they just said they will be resuming momentarily.
this man will do anything to not have to attend a WHCD
Lmao what a load of horse shit.
There are stages and levels of security. If legit, how the hell did this happen? In DC. At a hotel where everyone is at for a special event. During a time of armed conflict.
Secret Service, FBI, DHS – where is the accountability? Professionals have all bailed. It’s a straight circus now.
The 3 a.m. posts tonight are going to be epic.
We are still doing this?
So how are they going to explain the security failure of an armed person getting past what is supposed to be one of the best security team in the world?
For God’s sake – can somebody just check that his ear is ok?
Weird how this keeps happening he needs a numbers boost.
Nope. Not buying it.
When polls are low, stage a fake shooting. Not the first time for this guy.
Trump’s polling is collapsing. So he’s putting on another fake “assassination” attempt.
This REEKS of false flag. First one he is attending and there is a shooting? Yeah ok totally organic.
Shooter reportedly wearing ‘I Love Nancy Pelosi’ shirt and Iranian flag trousers
Hmmm shots fired not on the ballroom level, with a gun that seemingly made it through metal detectors, someone who got through the security bubble with multiple agencies present, no one injured despite multiple shots, authorities immediately stop gunman, the dinner is set to resume…and the President wants to return.
Yeah, none of that sounds manufactured at all.
Fake assassination attempt 2: electric boogaloo