Keystone Kash Hit by Damning White House Assessment – A top White House official says the FBI director is likely next on the chopping block.
Source: Quirkie
Keystone Kash Hit by Damning White House Assessment – A top White House official says the FBI director is likely next on the chopping block.
Source: Quirkie
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Even *Kash Patel* thinks that. He called 9 different people to tell them he had been fired by the White House when he couldn’t access his computer. It turned out to be an IT issue.
He’ll never see it coming and also see it a mile away!
I’m cool with that.
But… he’s doing so well… I’m shocked to hear this. He worked so hard to get the Epstein files released, too. Sad to see him cut down in the prime of his tenure.
We could have done great things, Crash… sorry, not sorry…
Poor little fella didn’t even get to have an affair with a staff member.
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“**The Best People™**”
https://www.ms.now/top-stories/latest/trump-white-house-cabinet-project-2025-rcna177081
Articles like that are getting encyclopedic in their scope.
He got to spend a year jetting around to events and drinking on the job and all he had to do was look the other way whenever Epstein files or corruption rolled across his desk. Kash had his fun.
Maybe Erika will give him a proper goodbye
His girlfriend is going to leave him if she looses her taxpayer paid for security team and chauffeurs in taxpayers paid for armored BMWs.
Way past time for Ol’ Crook Eyes to go..
I bet he didn’t see that coming.
To be replaced by someone equally as incompetant
The guy spotted just wandering around and calmly making phone calls after the very real and very serious assassination attempt yesterday? That guy?
I’m not sure the FBI would notice much if he just stopped turning up one day.
Patel’s public statement after the (obviously staged) shooting was just embarrassing.
It’s crazy the way the people in this administration will grovel and kiss Trump’s ass so openly. Pull yourself together and have some dignity JFC
Is “Chopping Block” on Trump’s list of allowable methods?
Tell him Trump won’t be in power for ever and people who protect child rapists and misappropriate taxpayer money belong in prison.
Trump going to replace him with Kid Rock probably.
These people have been such amazing picks, haven’t they though? What a team Donald assembled. 🤦♂️
Explains why he was sucking so much Trump dick last night at the podium.
dont worry cause the ballroom that trump wants to build would have prevented last night right?? right???
If only there’s some way that we could’ve known that hiring a podcaster as the Director of the FBI wouldn’t work out.
There are two really basic things working against him – he’s a drunk and he’s brown. Trump does not drink and doesn’t view heavy drinkers kindly and the second, Kash’s ethnicity, only works against him. I doubt he makes it through May.
Just to be clear: Not for his actions, not for how long he was acting any type of way, just because it became public and he is embarrassing people at the top. That’s all. That’s the bar. Same with Noem.
Where is the gif of box truck about to hit the barrier?
Just fire him already and lets see the next incompetent drunk to take SpuderKash’s place
Is there a way to monitor the prediction market for big bets on his firing?
Even in a collection of incompetents, some incompetents rise to the top (or sink to the bottom?). Do Hegseth next.
He had an industrial wind turbine up trumps ass last night at the press briefing after the shooting.
“But I kept my drinking down to a minimum!”
Women and non-whites first. The racist-sexist-classist right-wing playbook is being enacted to the letter.
Good Riddance if true, but he’ll just be replaced by someone even more unqualified, inept. 😠
Buh bye
That kinda happens when there is a breach in security.
When asked about this, Kash Patel looked surprised.
The alcohol coursing through his veins is shielding him from registering a thought at this point.
Place your bets.
Who will be the first cabinet level termination that goes full MTG and starts spilling the fucking tea of Trump and the administration?
My bet is either Kash or Gabbard. The browns know they are fucked if fired
This will free him up to really focus on his quarter-billion dollar lawsuit against that mean magazine.
Anyone “on the chopping block” is only there because they haven’t done enough to 1. Promote the DJT brand and 2. Make DJT money, not for anything relating to their job description at all. Which he sucks at anyway.
Women first, then non-whites
Pretty much confirmed he’ll be fired since they put his name on the “manifesto” saying “I’ll get every *except* Kash.”
J Edgar Boozer
The best was when a reporter asked him about how he panicked after he got locked out of the FBI system and couldn’t log in or get emails after he was fired and he got angry and said “do you honestly believe that is true and that happened?”… and the reporter goes “your own lawsuit against the Atlantic said it happened… and apparently it does. hilarious.
He didn’t protect his cult god
Not fired soon enough.
Yeah, that was too synchronous. She stated their intentions and theme for the evening.