Unrelated question : Is there any way he can be put out of power without 1) an invasion 2) a bloody internal coup 3) french revolution type uprising?
Basically any way that doesn’t involve “heads, spikes, walls”
rumham_123 on
Obviously needs to be a windowless space
PoopsMcGroots on
A supreme leader hiding in a bunker while their country disintegrates around them? Where have I heard that before?
ArthurDaTrainDayne on
I’d be just as worried about the people in the bunker with me if I were him. Its the environment he created
Tbonez06 on
I forgot he likes to hide in there lol
T_J_Rain on
Oligarchs are getting tired of not being able to get richer.
Pressure’s on and they’re looking for a solution.
Aggravating_Seat_688 on
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Frenzystor on
Can he skip to the part in the story where he kills himself, please?
patrickthunnus on
Bunkers don’t have windows
Stunning_Bed23 on
Surprised there hasn’t been an internally orchestrated regime change yet.
bombocladius on
How reliable is this information
Shadowlance23 on
Good. Let him rot in a dark hole looking behind his back for the rest of his life.
silveraxe_kyo on
Pussy
LeoSolaris on
May he end like the last fascist to hide in a bunker.
minobi on
I hope Ukraine is developing assassination drones for this fascist leader.
sweetcinnamonpunch on
Someone fart down his air intake.
Wranorel on
I said before. He burned any chance of survival if a coup happens after last time with Prigozhin. Making an agreement and then killing him means no one will trust him a second time.
Immediate-Unit6311 on
Mmhmm.. just like he was sick and dying.
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I_need_memes_please on
I love that for him.
Murky_Toe_4717 on
Please for the love of god don’t miss.
hayden_evans on
It’s not even close to what they actually deserve, but there is some peace in the fact that autocrats usually go out as sniveling paranoid cowards hiding in bunkers
sincerelythebats_ on
Hey I remember how this story goes. So much for expanding that living space…
johnnyrollerball69 on
If Steiner attacks, everything will be all right…
Blunt552 on
Pretty sure that fear started way earlier than that, back when Ukraine actually showcased that they could get drones into moscow territory. He also created an unsustainable economy which as we know, the moment people struggle living, attempts are being made.
piperonyl on
This reminds me of all those stories 2 years ago about how he was dying from cancer.
gentleman_bronco on
Brave Sir Putin ran away. Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared it’s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Putin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out!
Swiftly taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat! Bravest of the Brave, Sir Putin!
Edit: to those unfamiliar: Monty Python.
JudasHungHimself on
Hope he is scared and stresset out 24/7
ARareEntei on
If he sits in a bunker then anyone else would be free to sit in his chair in his office and actually do something useful. Let his guards off with immunity from charges of treason.
What’s he gonna do? Get out and risk getting merc’d? Sounds like that would work out well in the hands of the people to me.
If he stays then let him sit there in his timeout booth until he’ll apologize to Ukraine, Georgia, Chechnya and all other countries or allies he has screwed over. Oh and all the Russian people aswell for wasting their lives and their future for your own.
nehalist on
The most shocking thing about this is that there are a bunch of people who consider this man “strong”. Hiding in a bunker, far from all the atrocities he commands, old, weak, afraid. Most grannys are stronger than this guy.
But hey, he posted a photo of riding a horse shirtless once, he must be tough, right? Right?!
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kinotravels on
You mean, he’s not demanding a tacky ballroom?
ProductGuy48 on
So brave as always, stumpy Putin. He has been a coward his entire life not just now
Jane_does_art on
They probably got one of his body doubles.
Classic_Plan4954 on
Good, fuckin scumbag can live in fear the rest of his life. I’ll sleep just fine knowing there are people after his head.
kiss_my_what on
Soft cock.
Go face the music like a real man you tiny bitch.
LSTNYER on
Everyone down there with him: “Can’t fall out of any windows down here!”
AcguyDance on
The guy knows he is doing the wrong thing thats why he is hiding like a mouse running from a comedian.
pinewind108 on
Has the Russian army been taking particularly bad casualties lately. The Ukrainians have also been hitting that St Petersburg(?) shipping terminal, and that’s really impacting their exports. In gangster worlds, you’re only welcome as long as you can pay.
DerpsAndRags on
Find the air intakes and bring a few bags of Quikrete!
PloppyTheSpaceship on
There are several bunkers he can access very very cheap – they’re normally buried six feet deep, room for one only. Very restful I believe, and lovely upholstery.
We could even start a crowdfund going to buy him one.
Ihavenoideatall on
So the upcoming parade, would he attend? Or attend from bunker?
vonblankenstein on
Dies he call it a “ballroom?”
strangerzero on
Why can” t his staff travel on public transit?
potisoldat on
Despite all the macho posturing, like shirtless horse riding and whatnot, Putin has always been a coward. His “meetings with people” are just getting photographed with his bodyguards and whatnot wearing different civilian clothes. When visiting a hospital during Covid, others around had normal protective hospital clothing, but Putin was wearing a special suit like he was inspecting Chernobyl core in 1986. Also lets not forget the legendary long table. Closest he has been to the frontline at Ukraine was “bravely” driving over the Crimea bridge. When mutinous Wagner drove towards Moscow, Putin fled to Petersburg.
All this is also the reason why Putin fanboys have such a visceral hate towards Zelenskyy. The comedian who didn’t escape Kyiv during Russian offensive, and has repeatedly made close frontline visits, demonstrating what a craven pussy that “ex-KGB tough guy” Putin really is.
JohnBPrettyGood on
I don’t suppose that those bunkers have any windows
Advanced-Library-342 on
Good, fucking pos loser. Have the day you deserve.
LeastReactionary on
Bravo? I dare say encore.
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Global_Jello_7208 on
Good. All authorization leaders should constantly be scared.
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Unrelated question : Is there any way he can be put out of power without 1) an invasion 2) a bloody internal coup 3) french revolution type uprising?
Basically any way that doesn’t involve “heads, spikes, walls”
Obviously needs to be a windowless space
A supreme leader hiding in a bunker while their country disintegrates around them? Where have I heard that before?
I’d be just as worried about the people in the bunker with me if I were him. Its the environment he created
I forgot he likes to hide in there lol
Oligarchs are getting tired of not being able to get richer.
Pressure’s on and they’re looking for a solution.
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Can he skip to the part in the story where he kills himself, please?
Bunkers don’t have windows
Surprised there hasn’t been an internally orchestrated regime change yet.
How reliable is this information
Good. Let him rot in a dark hole looking behind his back for the rest of his life.
Pussy
May he end like the last fascist to hide in a bunker.
I hope Ukraine is developing assassination drones for this fascist leader.
Someone fart down his air intake.
I said before. He burned any chance of survival if a coup happens after last time with Prigozhin. Making an agreement and then killing him means no one will trust him a second time.
Mmhmm.. just like he was sick and dying.
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I love that for him.
Please for the love of god don’t miss.
It’s not even close to what they actually deserve, but there is some peace in the fact that autocrats usually go out as sniveling paranoid cowards hiding in bunkers
Hey I remember how this story goes. So much for expanding that living space…
If Steiner attacks, everything will be all right…
Pretty sure that fear started way earlier than that, back when Ukraine actually showcased that they could get drones into moscow territory. He also created an unsustainable economy which as we know, the moment people struggle living, attempts are being made.
This reminds me of all those stories 2 years ago about how he was dying from cancer.
Brave Sir Putin ran away. Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared it’s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Putin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out!
Swiftly taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat! Bravest of the Brave, Sir Putin!
Edit: to those unfamiliar: Monty Python.
Hope he is scared and stresset out 24/7
If he sits in a bunker then anyone else would be free to sit in his chair in his office and actually do something useful. Let his guards off with immunity from charges of treason.
What’s he gonna do? Get out and risk getting merc’d? Sounds like that would work out well in the hands of the people to me.
If he stays then let him sit there in his timeout booth until he’ll apologize to Ukraine, Georgia, Chechnya and all other countries or allies he has screwed over. Oh and all the Russian people aswell for wasting their lives and their future for your own.
The most shocking thing about this is that there are a bunch of people who consider this man “strong”. Hiding in a bunker, far from all the atrocities he commands, old, weak, afraid. Most grannys are stronger than this guy.
But hey, he posted a photo of riding a horse shirtless once, he must be tough, right? Right?!
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You mean, he’s not demanding a tacky ballroom?
So brave as always, stumpy Putin. He has been a coward his entire life not just now
They probably got one of his body doubles.
Good, fuckin scumbag can live in fear the rest of his life. I’ll sleep just fine knowing there are people after his head.
Soft cock.
Go face the music like a real man you tiny bitch.
Everyone down there with him: “Can’t fall out of any windows down here!”
The guy knows he is doing the wrong thing thats why he is hiding like a mouse running from a comedian.
Has the Russian army been taking particularly bad casualties lately. The Ukrainians have also been hitting that St Petersburg(?) shipping terminal, and that’s really impacting their exports. In gangster worlds, you’re only welcome as long as you can pay.
Find the air intakes and bring a few bags of Quikrete!
There are several bunkers he can access very very cheap – they’re normally buried six feet deep, room for one only. Very restful I believe, and lovely upholstery.
We could even start a crowdfund going to buy him one.
So the upcoming parade, would he attend? Or attend from bunker?
Dies he call it a “ballroom?”
Why can” t his staff travel on public transit?
Despite all the macho posturing, like shirtless horse riding and whatnot, Putin has always been a coward. His “meetings with people” are just getting photographed with his bodyguards and whatnot wearing different civilian clothes. When visiting a hospital during Covid, others around had normal protective hospital clothing, but Putin was wearing a special suit like he was inspecting Chernobyl core in 1986. Also lets not forget the legendary long table. Closest he has been to the frontline at Ukraine was “bravely” driving over the Crimea bridge. When mutinous Wagner drove towards Moscow, Putin fled to Petersburg.
All this is also the reason why Putin fanboys have such a visceral hate towards Zelenskyy. The comedian who didn’t escape Kyiv during Russian offensive, and has repeatedly made close frontline visits, demonstrating what a craven pussy that “ex-KGB tough guy” Putin really is.
I don’t suppose that those bunkers have any windows
Good, fucking pos loser. Have the day you deserve.
Bravo? I dare say encore.
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Good. All authorization leaders should constantly be scared.
Such a strong, powerful and courageous man!
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