I picture the American Dad scene where Roger gets really beat up. Slowly pulls out a pistol, and shoots his own foot off lol.
TheTelegraph on
**From The Telegraph:**
North Korea has changed its constitution so its military is required to launch a retaliatory nuclear strike if Kim Jong-un is assassinated by a foreign adversary.
The change was made after Ali Khamenei, Iran’s supreme leader, and many of his closest advisers were killed in strikes at the start of the joint US-Israeli attacks against the regime in Tehran.
The revision was adopted at the first session of the 15th Supreme People’s Assembly, which opened on March 22 in Pyongyang. It was made public on Thursday in a briefing to senior members of the South Korean government by its National Intelligence Service (NIS).
According to the NIS briefing, Kim has command of the North’s nuclear forces, but the changes codify procedures for retaliatory attacks in the event that he is incapacitated or killed.
The revised Article 3 of the nuclear policy law states: “If the command-and-control system over the state’s nuclear forces is placed in danger by hostile forces’ attacks … a nuclear strike shall be launched automatically and immediately.”
Prof Andrei Lankov, a Russian-born professor of history and international relations at Kookmin University in Seoul, said: “This may have been policy before, but it has added emphasis now it has been enshrined in the constitution.
“Iran was the wake-up call. North Korea saw the remarkable efficiency of the US-Israeli decapitation attacks, which immediately eliminated the greater part of the Iranian leadership, and they must now be terrified.”
An attack designed to eliminate Kim and his immediate circle would be far harder to carry out than the attacks in Iran.
So when does the US invade Korea? I mean, that’s what the GOP wants, right? To invade countries to take away their nukes?
Fuzzy-Sweat6416 on
Fire on who? That’s a very major distinction.
Loki-L on
Since any launch of nuclear weapons would result in catastrophic reprisals, this would require whoever launched the nukes to have more loyalty to a dead guy than to whoever succeeds him or to his own will to live.
ShoulderPast2433 on
At whom?
Total_Drongo_Moron on
Ok Hans Brix.
GreatGojira on
North Korea is at war with The Deep.
Ihavenoideatall on
Fire as fireworks?
yubsnubs on
He wants to be the main character so bad but isn’t even in a supporting role.
Derrickful on
Sister & Daughter: “Oh really, fat boy?”
ghost_n_the_shell on
Lil’ Kim over there, trying so hard to be noticed.
SleepWouldBeNice on
Poor nuclear weapon. Hopefully it’ll land on its feet and find a new job quickly.
brenkosaur on
I mean. If he is dead nobody would care if they ignored the order to fire. Imagine they disarm, setup a system to make sure nobody embezzles money like in russia, and they set up every family with a good home, education, and future.
Dictatorships are cruel. Its a dictatorship all in one bloodline – crazy.
gotfcgo on
At the ocean as usual?
Mubadger on
Why would anyone bother to assassinate him though? He’s just a spoilt fat kid with a big mouth. It’s not like he’s relevant to anyone outside his little kingdom.
Trid1977 on
As fireworks? 🎇
Conan-Da-Barbarian on
Nuking themselves?
Chazkuangshi on
Trump: good idea, I’ll get that added to our Constitution too.
Mountainenthusiast2 on
“Felt random, might delete later”
morbid_loki on
No one talks about North Korea. You keep pushing yourselves into the spotlight with absurd statements and acting like, “Everyone’s bullying us—you’ll see!”
We don’t even think about you, at all!
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I picture the American Dad scene where Roger gets really beat up. Slowly pulls out a pistol, and shoots his own foot off lol.
**From The Telegraph:**
North Korea has changed its constitution so its military is required to launch a retaliatory nuclear strike if Kim Jong-un is assassinated by a foreign adversary.
The change was made after Ali Khamenei, Iran’s supreme leader, and many of his closest advisers were killed in strikes at the start of the joint US-Israeli attacks against the regime in Tehran.
The revision was adopted at the first session of the 15th Supreme People’s Assembly, which opened on March 22 in Pyongyang. It was made public on Thursday in a briefing to senior members of the South Korean government by its National Intelligence Service (NIS).
According to the NIS briefing, Kim has command of the North’s nuclear forces, but the changes codify procedures for retaliatory attacks in the event that he is incapacitated or killed.
The revised Article 3 of the nuclear policy law states: “If the command-and-control system over the state’s nuclear forces is placed in danger by hostile forces’ attacks … a nuclear strike shall be launched automatically and immediately.”
Prof Andrei Lankov, a Russian-born professor of history and international relations at Kookmin University in Seoul, said: “This may have been policy before, but it has added emphasis now it has been enshrined in the constitution.
“Iran was the wake-up call. North Korea saw the remarkable efficiency of the US-Israeli decapitation attacks, which immediately eliminated the greater part of the Iranian leadership, and they must now be terrified.”
An attack designed to eliminate Kim and his immediate circle would be far harder to carry out than the attacks in Iran.
**More here:** [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/08/north-korean-nuclear-retaliation-if-kim-jong-un-killed/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/08/north-korean-nuclear-retaliation-if-kim-jong-un-killed/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_reddit_if-kim-jong-un-killed/&accesscontrol=facebookchannel_open)
a dictatorial country will fire nukes when the dictator dies, more news at 10
So if Ruzzia falls out with Kim, makes it look like Ukraine or European spies assassinated him?
Quick, fire more missiles into the ocean!!!
We know, its precisely why Iran wanted nukes in the first place.
Hmm, ok. But will it be pointy?
Ah, I was wondering when Dr. Strangelove’s doomsday device plan was going to be invoked IRL.
Kim wanted a headline so bad. Here you go, little guy.
so he’s afraid. good
China will never allow NK to launch any nukes. They will not want nukes popping off in their neighborhood
No, they won’t. NK will finally get access to all the porn, music, and movies they’ve always wanted. It’s gonna be goon odyssey if Kim is killed.
https://www.newsweek.com/north-korean-troops-russia-ukraine-war-gorging-pornography-1981960
Diabetes will kill him faster
So when does the US invade Korea? I mean, that’s what the GOP wants, right? To invade countries to take away their nukes?
Fire on who? That’s a very major distinction.
Since any launch of nuclear weapons would result in catastrophic reprisals, this would require whoever launched the nukes to have more loyalty to a dead guy than to whoever succeeds him or to his own will to live.
At whom?
Ok Hans Brix.
North Korea is at war with The Deep.
Fire as fireworks?
He wants to be the main character so bad but isn’t even in a supporting role.
Sister & Daughter: “Oh really, fat boy?”
Lil’ Kim over there, trying so hard to be noticed.
Poor nuclear weapon. Hopefully it’ll land on its feet and find a new job quickly.
I mean. If he is dead nobody would care if they ignored the order to fire. Imagine they disarm, setup a system to make sure nobody embezzles money like in russia, and they set up every family with a good home, education, and future.
Dictatorships are cruel. Its a dictatorship all in one bloodline – crazy.
At the ocean as usual?
Why would anyone bother to assassinate him though? He’s just a spoilt fat kid with a big mouth. It’s not like he’s relevant to anyone outside his little kingdom.
As fireworks? 🎇
Nuking themselves?
Trump: good idea, I’ll get that added to our Constitution too.
“Felt random, might delete later”
No one talks about North Korea. You keep pushing yourselves into the spotlight with absurd statements and acting like, “Everyone’s bullying us—you’ll see!”
We don’t even think about you, at all!
Ok.poor dude feeling left out
Bro looks like a walking heart attack
Awwww, someone just wants to be noticed.
More clown stuff from clown countries, as usual
Someone is feeling ignored by the media
“F*ck you, dolphins!”
Into the ocean, like all the others?