Putin hails Russia’s test launch of new ICMB known as Satan II, calls it “most powerful missile in the world”
Source: CBSnews
Putin hails Russia’s test launch of new ICMB known as Satan II, calls it “most powerful missile in the world”
Source: CBSnews
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“Satan II” is definitely the sort of name you give something when you’re the good guys.
Congratulations?
Satan 2.0 I guess.
Wait! Did they have the most powerful missile will-blow-it-all already in 2022?
Edit: I remembered! Sarmat it was called!
Nothing like “killing the ukrainian satanism” than bombing them with Satan II, right?
the wealthy think they can live in their luxury bunkers until the world is well again…
trump checking with his boss to ensure he authorized the use of his name.
Electric Boomaloo
Satan 2: Calm Harder
“OH SATAN!!!” – Trump, South Park
Most powerful missile in the world, eh?
Sounds like this asshole and another asshole who uses the same phrasing need to take a tour of the Titanic wreck in another billionaire’s submarine.
Wunderwaffe didn’t help Nazi Germany, and they were more advanced for their time than Russia nowadays.
No, the Russian’s did not name the missile Satan II. That name is what NATO named it.
Bla 🥱😴.
They forgot to mention it only took 3(4?) tries to get it off the ground without catastrophe. No way they can mass produce these.
Just be careful not to bomb your children that only live in EU and US.
All prepped to win a war on the modern battlefield swarming with low cost drones I see.
t-14 armata, uran-9, “terminator”, tos-1, oreshnik & kinzhal, su-57 “stealth fighter”, Poseidon “nuclear tsunami torpedo”, Zadira
meanwhile the real russian army is dieing on the backs of ladas and in 5 years hasn’t managed to incorporate a working communications system.
the russian army lacks everything, but failed wonderweapons.
The wars are really helping drive innovation in advanced weaponry.
Satan-1 of course being Miroslav Satan, who won the Stanley Cup
Aptly named
It replaces the Ukrainian designed and built R-36.
Just another case of putin trying to compensate for the many cruel tricks played upon him by Mother Nature.
What else are they gonna say?
“Actually our missile really fell below expectations, the other guys probably have nicer ones if I’m being honest.”
Can’t wait for the Brits to announce something like the ‘Gabriel’ ICBM.
Humans are so stupid. Yeah let’s build something that can level a whole city….but then wouldn’t the other “side” just make the same dumb thing. Ridiculous.
It’s like a dick measuring contest where everyone dies
“At least 6 inches taller than the regular devil, the superdevil carries a jar of marmalade that forces you to commit adultery”
Jist like the V-2 Wunderwaffe!
Fuck Putin. Fuck Trump. Fuck all these pasty white egocentric assholes.
He really deserves the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize.
SpaceX Superheavy might have something to say about that puto Putito Putin
Is it pointy?
Still couldn’t win him Ukraine.
I don’t think it’s new. It’s been in the press for a long time.
yeay, putler unlocked his bunker build budget for expansion. Maybe some donkey control center.
Russia is a joke
Could it be s*tan?
Satan 1 is installed in the White House.
Simple rule: if Russia is bragging about nuclear again, it is losing its war in Ukraine badly.
You just wasted a lot of time and resources on something you don’t really need…
Nothing screams ‘our conventional military is doing great’ quite like the weekly reminder that you still have doomsday missiles.
chairman kim sends his regards
Did it approach him with tears in it’s eyes?
Russia is a cancer
It can fly around the world 10 times before getting laser beamed!
He’s getting more ridiculous day by day
Sometimes when I am feeling insecure and weak I too rub my dick a bit to ensure it still gets a bit hard.
I mean we moved from Quincy Ma to Ashburnham Ma which is 1000 feet above sea level and our home insurance plummeted because it’s “climate change appropriate”