I don’t know Mr. Putin, I think you are in a crossroads now. I think you can decide for yourself if you want to be remembered as Hitler, or you want to be remembered as the guy that killed Hitler.
2600sysop on
*sure* they will.
xmuskorx on
I ignore anything that beings with “putin says….”
Ice_Milk on
Honestly, between Putin showing off Sarmat and Kim Jong-un waving his nukes around the other day, it feels less like “global security” and more like two insecure guys comparing toys in a very expensive midlife crisis.
tvtowers on
The tiny bald Tsar is merely compensating for the many cruel jokes played upon him by Mother Nature.
dukeofnes on
It’s nice to have a hobby
Ancient_Landscape_93 on
They must feel some real pressure internally. This reeks of trying hard to portray strength.
Modnir-Namron on
Two things come to my mind: Will Putin live to see their deployment and will Ukraine find the launchers.
Bless Ukraine and the exact opposite to to Trump/Vance and Putin.
dcuk7 on
Tenner says it doesn’t work.
super__hoser on
Oh look, more limp dick sabre rattling to distract from his collapsing economy, failure in Ukraine and EMBARASSING parade last weekend.
CallM3N3w on
Hopefully on themselves. Accidentally. In-game, of course.
Ok-Doubt-6324 on
He should spend that money on making Russian people’s lives better. Same goes for Kim Yong-Un. The vast wealth of these kleptocrats could be put to better use by making their own people’s lives better.
They are greedy bastards though. Hell is too good for them.
TheSchlaf on
Shoot it into the ocean like NK!
Joice_Craglarg on
I think he probably won’t, but I wouldn’t underestimate a cornered coward with nothing to lose.
If death shows up at his door, he really might do something drastic.
macross1984 on
Russia like to claim a lot that turned into vapor.
Winnipeg-Bear on
Let me guess. It’s a 1970’s nuke, being pulled along on a string by a man called Sarmat
Fabster_3000 on
You’re done, Vladi!
Adept-Donut-4229 on
Just that one, tho.
Bearded_Hobbit on
Cool, deploy it then. Using it once is a death sentence for the whole world, we know you aren’t going to use it.
IrritatedAvians on
How much you wanna bet it’s just a bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts?
MusicFilmandGameguy on
Whateva 🙄
cmbhere on
Oh sure. The country waging war with equipment that should have been decommissioned in 1993 wants us to believe they have the budget for this? Maybe they did at one point but there’s nothing left after everyone took their cut.
Chris881 on
After doing it for 4 years, he should have realized Ukraine is not scared of a nuclear assault.
phatbody on
It can reach anywhere in the galaxy in 37 seconds.
armati2004 on
Wumderwaffe der V3. To late .
IrishAir1990 on
Has he asked Zelensky if it’s OK yet? Need the letter of permission before I believe it
Miserable-Strain74 on
It would be a shame if this thing exploded in Putlers face
Outside-Fact-1009 on
He can deploy it up his scared ass. Nobody gives a fuck about Botox goblin’s big rocket deployment.
Necessary_Apple_5567 on
He says this first time in 2022, then in 2024, then in 2025 and now in 2026 they going to deploy sarmat again. Probably.
Emotional_Situation7 on
It’s a scare tactic, and it’s not working, Putin likes to play mind tricks by lying, that there going to unleash this and that, and they will nuke this and that, in reality, Russia is fucked, there economy is fucked, there male population is fucked, well puti you’re scare tactics do not work anymore, if this war doesn’t end soon, you’re going to end up being assassinated by your own people
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I don’t know Mr. Putin, I think you are in a crossroads now. I think you can decide for yourself if you want to be remembered as Hitler, or you want to be remembered as the guy that killed Hitler.
*sure* they will.
I ignore anything that beings with “putin says….”
Honestly, between Putin showing off Sarmat and Kim Jong-un waving his nukes around the other day, it feels less like “global security” and more like two insecure guys comparing toys in a very expensive midlife crisis.
The tiny bald Tsar is merely compensating for the many cruel jokes played upon him by Mother Nature.
It’s nice to have a hobby
They must feel some real pressure internally. This reeks of trying hard to portray strength.
Two things come to my mind: Will Putin live to see their deployment and will Ukraine find the launchers.
Bless Ukraine and the exact opposite to to Trump/Vance and Putin.
Tenner says it doesn’t work.
Oh look, more limp dick sabre rattling to distract from his collapsing economy, failure in Ukraine and EMBARASSING parade last weekend.
Hopefully on themselves. Accidentally. In-game, of course.
He should spend that money on making Russian people’s lives better. Same goes for Kim Yong-Un. The vast wealth of these kleptocrats could be put to better use by making their own people’s lives better.
They are greedy bastards though. Hell is too good for them.
Shoot it into the ocean like NK!
I think he probably won’t, but I wouldn’t underestimate a cornered coward with nothing to lose.
If death shows up at his door, he really might do something drastic.
Russia like to claim a lot that turned into vapor.
Let me guess. It’s a 1970’s nuke, being pulled along on a string by a man called Sarmat
You’re done, Vladi!
Just that one, tho.
Cool, deploy it then. Using it once is a death sentence for the whole world, we know you aren’t going to use it.
How much you wanna bet it’s just a bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts?
Whateva 🙄
Oh sure. The country waging war with equipment that should have been decommissioned in 1993 wants us to believe they have the budget for this? Maybe they did at one point but there’s nothing left after everyone took their cut.
After doing it for 4 years, he should have realized Ukraine is not scared of a nuclear assault.
It can reach anywhere in the galaxy in 37 seconds.
Wumderwaffe der V3. To late .
Has he asked Zelensky if it’s OK yet? Need the letter of permission before I believe it
It would be a shame if this thing exploded in Putlers face
He can deploy it up his scared ass. Nobody gives a fuck about Botox goblin’s big rocket deployment.
He says this first time in 2022, then in 2024, then in 2025 and now in 2026 they going to deploy sarmat again. Probably.
It’s a scare tactic, and it’s not working, Putin likes to play mind tricks by lying, that there going to unleash this and that, and they will nuke this and that, in reality, Russia is fucked, there economy is fucked, there male population is fucked, well puti you’re scare tactics do not work anymore, if this war doesn’t end soon, you’re going to end up being assassinated by your own people