This guy thinks he’s Trump, and he’s going to end up holding the bag when this is over.
DragonPup on
Dude was snorkeling at the USS Arizona site. Trashy piece of shit.
black_flag_4ever on
We’re funding a nonstop vacation for this idiot.
Tyrannical-Botanical on
So it was definitely a bachelor party. At a war memorial.
Comfortable-Biggirl on
The USS Arizona is a military cemetery containing the remains of over 900 servicemen. Regular citizens aren’t even allowed to touch the water. But Kash Patel gets a secret VIP snorkel on the taxpayer’s dime while flying around in an FBI Gulfstream? The entitlement is staggering.
FancyEmployee8672 on
actual waste, fraud, and abuse
Made_Human_Music on
Even if it wasn’t why are we paying for Trash Patel to swim in a graveyard?
cheap_as_chips on
The place is covered with security cameras and all the secret military surveillance hardware. It would be easy to know everything about the vip snorkel trip and all the people attending it from the time they arrived on the property until the time they left.
directorofnewgames on
So, it was a bachelor party. Got it.
fermat9990 on
When do bad government officials admit that they misbehaved? Almost never.
Nixon: “I am not a crook.”
we_are_sex_bobomb on
Every weekend is a bachelor party for this weird little gnome
GreatGojira on
Seems like the FBI has to do a lot of denying these days.
They couldn’t even find a missing grand mother.
mixduptransistor on
Okay, so let’s just forget about whether it was a bachelor party or not. What was the legitimate reason that the Director of the FBI would need to snorkel there? What was the government interest in this happening?
CaptainLawyerDude on
The only way we know Kash Patel isn’t some Make-a-Wish kid living out his dreams is that we haven’t seen John Cena show up to surprise him.
SirRichardLove on
After this bugeye chuckle fuck is out of office, we’re going to find out so much more about this dude. I bet he hasn’t done a days actual work at all in his position.
00notmyrealname00 on
>The Navy told the outlet that Patel’s snorkeling outing was “not an anomaly” but declined to provide information about other such excursions.
This statement is ambiguous at best. Do they mean that it’s not an anomaly for this administration? Do they mean that it’s not an anomaly for anyone in government? Do they mean that it’s not an anomaly for Patel specifically?
In any case, given the historical importance and decorum expected for such a solemn sight, I cannot imagine a single reason why you would need to get into the water. You can’t listen to a tour while you’re snorkeling. This is simply, for Patel or anyone else, a way to flex privilege over what should be hallowed ground. Fuck him, fuck every person who ever did this, and any person who thinks this type of behavior is acceptable.
Formal_Specific1473 on
Each time I look at that face I still can’t believe this clown 🤡 is supposedly running the FBI! Oh yeah I forgot, Trump chose him 🙈
Traditional-Level-96 on
Just a reminder that this is not the Onion.
boringhistoryfan on
> “part of the Director’s public national security engagements.”
I really want to understand how the FBI director snorkelling around a world war 2 wreck is relevant to national security.
FitWrap1959 on
The Trump administration is corrupt and lies about everything. They lie about important things; they lie about the most trivial things. That is who these people are. Millions of American voters enabled this behavior and are willing to accept it without complaint.
mayorjinglejangle on
Whew. He’s was just spending taxpayer money on a frivolous vacation that wasn’t a bachelor party
Prize-Reception-812 on
Bachelor party at a grave site? How tasteful
whdaje on
The fact that a snorkeling trip is even an option for anyone at this site is disgusting.
jankyt on
So he went snorkeling in Hawaii for national security or for regular vacation? And he can still get drunk at either of these events
shagadelicrelic on
So it was definitely a bachelor party then
rizorith on
Ahhh so the test was all true but not a bachelor party!
There was a time… Oh about 11 years ago, in which he’d be out on the street for this alone. How far we’ve fallen
QuickRelease10 on
I visited Pearl Harbor 2 years ago and the last thing I would want to do is snorkel there.
Pusfilledonut on
Just because strippers popped out of a cake and everyone received personalised fifths of whiskey does not qualify as a “bachelor party”. This was field research into the lives of transnational crime lords.
artfulpain on
A snorkel trip is still a snorkel trip at the end of the day. Must be nice Kappa Kash.
tinylittlemarmoset on
“FBI denies Kash Patel’s weenie roast over the eternal flame at France’s Tomb of the Unkown Soldier was disrespectful. An FBI spokesperson said ‘it’s not like he was roasting German sausages like bratwurst or whatever. These were good American frankfurters’. When it was pointed out that origins of the sausages aren’t really the problem, and by the way frankfurters were named after a German city, the spokesperson said ‘shut the fuck up’ and called this reporter a homophobic slur.”
ExcitingRound4990 on
They should never have to explain why anyone was snorkeling at a graveyard.
Mor_Padraig on
Don’t care.
What it *wasn’t* makes it *better* ?
Yea no. Guy snorkled over a WAR dead tomb. FFS.
Ryan_e3p on
So, it totally was a bachelor party.
HalfInchHollow on
So it was a bachelor party.
Feuertotem on
How many scandals are these dudes running?
Burritosupreeem on
We sure do be finding a lot of luxurious lifestyles of these corrupt officials don’t we? Trump says we can eat cake.
RaisinWorried3528 on
If they’re denying it then it’s true.
BarCompetitive7220 on
The “NEWS” did not say it was a bachelor party, a member of the memorial staff compared it to a bachelor party – ie disrespecting that memorial.
passamongimpure on
It was a normal party, with normal people, doing normal things.
Avoidtolls on
Kash is a spy
Round-Medicine2507 on
Another recorded and signed acts
of treason by all military and federal LEO involved.
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This guy thinks he’s Trump, and he’s going to end up holding the bag when this is over.
Dude was snorkeling at the USS Arizona site. Trashy piece of shit.
We’re funding a nonstop vacation for this idiot.
So it was definitely a bachelor party. At a war memorial.
The USS Arizona is a military cemetery containing the remains of over 900 servicemen. Regular citizens aren’t even allowed to touch the water. But Kash Patel gets a secret VIP snorkel on the taxpayer’s dime while flying around in an FBI Gulfstream? The entitlement is staggering.
actual waste, fraud, and abuse
Even if it wasn’t why are we paying for Trash Patel to swim in a graveyard?
The place is covered with security cameras and all the secret military surveillance hardware. It would be easy to know everything about the vip snorkel trip and all the people attending it from the time they arrived on the property until the time they left.
So, it was a bachelor party. Got it.
When do bad government officials admit that they misbehaved? Almost never.
Nixon: “I am not a crook.”
Every weekend is a bachelor party for this weird little gnome
Seems like the FBI has to do a lot of denying these days.
They couldn’t even find a missing grand mother.
Okay, so let’s just forget about whether it was a bachelor party or not. What was the legitimate reason that the Director of the FBI would need to snorkel there? What was the government interest in this happening?
The only way we know Kash Patel isn’t some Make-a-Wish kid living out his dreams is that we haven’t seen John Cena show up to surprise him.
After this bugeye chuckle fuck is out of office, we’re going to find out so much more about this dude. I bet he hasn’t done a days actual work at all in his position.
>The Navy told the outlet that Patel’s snorkeling outing was “not an anomaly” but declined to provide information about other such excursions.
This statement is ambiguous at best. Do they mean that it’s not an anomaly for this administration? Do they mean that it’s not an anomaly for anyone in government? Do they mean that it’s not an anomaly for Patel specifically?
In any case, given the historical importance and decorum expected for such a solemn sight, I cannot imagine a single reason why you would need to get into the water. You can’t listen to a tour while you’re snorkeling. This is simply, for Patel or anyone else, a way to flex privilege over what should be hallowed ground. Fuck him, fuck every person who ever did this, and any person who thinks this type of behavior is acceptable.
Each time I look at that face I still can’t believe this clown 🤡 is supposedly running the FBI! Oh yeah I forgot, Trump chose him 🙈
Just a reminder that this is not the Onion.
> “part of the Director’s public national security engagements.”
I really want to understand how the FBI director snorkelling around a world war 2 wreck is relevant to national security.
The Trump administration is corrupt and lies about everything. They lie about important things; they lie about the most trivial things. That is who these people are. Millions of American voters enabled this behavior and are willing to accept it without complaint.
Whew. He’s was just spending taxpayer money on a frivolous vacation that wasn’t a bachelor party
Bachelor party at a grave site? How tasteful
The fact that a snorkeling trip is even an option for anyone at this site is disgusting.
So he went snorkeling in Hawaii for national security or for regular vacation? And he can still get drunk at either of these events
So it was definitely a bachelor party then
Ahhh so the test was all true but not a bachelor party!
There was a time… Oh about 11 years ago, in which he’d be out on the street for this alone. How far we’ve fallen
I visited Pearl Harbor 2 years ago and the last thing I would want to do is snorkel there.
Just because strippers popped out of a cake and everyone received personalised fifths of whiskey does not qualify as a “bachelor party”. This was field research into the lives of transnational crime lords.
A snorkel trip is still a snorkel trip at the end of the day. Must be nice Kappa Kash.
“FBI denies Kash Patel’s weenie roast over the eternal flame at France’s Tomb of the Unkown Soldier was disrespectful. An FBI spokesperson said ‘it’s not like he was roasting German sausages like bratwurst or whatever. These were good American frankfurters’. When it was pointed out that origins of the sausages aren’t really the problem, and by the way frankfurters were named after a German city, the spokesperson said ‘shut the fuck up’ and called this reporter a homophobic slur.”
They should never have to explain why anyone was snorkeling at a graveyard.
Don’t care.
What it *wasn’t* makes it *better* ?
Yea no. Guy snorkled over a WAR dead tomb. FFS.
So, it totally was a bachelor party.
So it was a bachelor party.
How many scandals are these dudes running?
We sure do be finding a lot of luxurious lifestyles of these corrupt officials don’t we? Trump says we can eat cake.
If they’re denying it then it’s true.
The “NEWS” did not say it was a bachelor party, a member of the memorial staff compared it to a bachelor party – ie disrespecting that memorial.
It was a normal party, with normal people, doing normal things.
Kash is a spy
Another recorded and signed acts
of treason by all military and federal LEO involved.