Trump’s Hantavirus Official Is a Penis Implant Specialist – Dr. Brian Christine has very little actual experience in public health.
Source: Quirkie
Trump’s Hantavirus Official Is a Penis Implant Specialist – Dr. Brian Christine has very little actual experience in public health.
Source: Quirkie
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He might not be a public health expert, but he has experience inserting plastic into rich pedophiles’ limp cocks so they can keep raping little girls even after the boner pills stop working.
That’s a huge priority for MAGA. Way, wayyyy more important than public health.
I wonder if he and RFK Jr get together to share penis science.
Did he stay at a Holiday inn? Is that how he got his jobs b
Virology and gender-affirming care are totes the same thing. /s
Did he perform Leon’s botched surgery? The real question.
Very little experience is way more experience than any other Trump picks
Dick implants? That’s so utterly on-brand for MAGA.
Probably referred by Musk, I hear he has problems in that area.
Only noon but that’s a strong candidate for least surprising headline of the day.
We’re boned
This is the GOP meritocracy?
I miss when The West Wing was considered absurdist.
Is this the guy that botched Elon’s surgery? If so he’s a hero.
Huh. How does Mr Trump know a penis implant specialist I wonder…
All on purpose! Mocking actual professionals.
He only hires the best people!!!
This administration placed an unqualified person in a position that impacts the public?
Yadontsay!
So he does gender-affirming care…
Hypocritical…
The Thing has put legit crazy ass mofos in charge. We’re doomed.
So, Trump has a penis implant.
That makes sense since Trump is a gigantic knob.
Simple misread, totally understandable. He’s a *pubic* health expert. I’m sure trump will realize his mistake, learn and make the necessary adjustments in a humble and reasonable way, like leaders do.
So he’s used to working with dicks
This administration is more of a farce than anyone could ever dream up in a thousand years of thinking up the dumbest possible fascism regime.
Do these guys know anyone doesnt dither around in peoples’ pants?
What no FOX anchors left ?
I wonder how trump made an acquaintance with this guy.
Elons boy?
Is he Elon‘s penis implant doctor?
This sentence is wild.
This administration has had a guy whose expertise is penis implants and a guy who has a botched penis surgery.
My original comment was deleted because I had too many periods at the end of the sentence. Its r/ politics, not r/ perfectfinggrammartics
The transphobic Republicans are ok with this guy?
Elon knew a guy for the job.
Man, Idiocracy has been prophetic…
I really want to know the conversations that happened to decide this guy is “the guy” of the moment for Hantavirus.
Public? I thought you meant *Pubic*!
Hey…did he implant a penis in the White House?
And now, to deliver the CDC report on deadly hemorrhagic fever, please welcome Doctor Dick.
So it begins! I was wondering what kinda MAHA goons were going to be nominated. Now it’s just waiting game for the next woohoo potions to arrive.
But lots of experience in pubic health. Its an easy mistake for them to make.
Gender affirming care you say!?!
Trumps a dick, and he’s been planted in the white house, so I’d say he himself is a penis implant.
Elon’s guy?