A russian man panics after receiving mobilization papers at the military office. Officials told him “better sign a contract than get mobilized later,” calling it an “exciting, worrying situation” as recruitment ramps up.



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  1. Key_Wrangler_8321 on

    russia (with small capital letter) constantly acts like it’s surrounded by enemies trying to destroy it. Funny thing is, to much of the world it’s mostly just an exhausting dead weight everyone would rather get rid of. If anyone is destroying russia, they’re doing it better themselves than any outside enemy ever could.

    At this point, russians seem fully capable of ruining their own country without anyone’s help. And one day, when they finally succeed, the world may feel relieved to no longer have russia acting like a lead weight chained to society and a cancer dragging everything around it down. What a tragic waste of a nation.

  2. Consistent-Metal9427 on

    There may or may not be official mobilization this year but the russia fans confidently declaring that there won’t be certainly don’t know either. It’s looking more and more like putin will be signing that decree secretly, and suddenly it’ll become public when 100’s of 1,000’s of people get summoned.

  3. Beer-astronaut on

    Make sure to purchase some flower seeds and keep them in your pocket so you can beautify the area after you’re gone.

  4. In 2006 and 2014 they still invaded. He’s pining for good old days where thet could invade without consequences.

  5. quickscopemcjerkoff on

    Imagine being young and clearly knowing how the internet works but still being so ignorant to the reality of going to Ukraine. Best case scenario you work like a dog in logistics. Worst case you are in a hole or basement on the front, starving, and waiting for a drone or artillery shell to kill you.

  6. But have they tried not atacking other countries? Maybe that might just work in their favor.

  7. Cool-Wealth1111 on

    I could feel his brutal anxiety through my screen. He was good at hiding it with his face but his body told the truth.

  8. NoChampionship6994 on

    This is an instance / example of the reality in russia and why it is important for russia to deflect their own issues by trying to shift and focus mobilization and manpower issues as strictly a Ukrainian problem. It’s not.

  9. Guy looks 40. He obviously didn’t want to be mobilized. I wonder if he just hasn’t met enough widowed women and suffering ex parents to know what awaits him.

    He knows they should be in peace. He won’t fight Ukrainians, he’ll only meet a drone. 

    Such a waste.

  10. Deep-Boysenberry-911 on

    Well, better run now, idiot. Seems he was able to ignore what was going on around him for more than 4 years….now it’s not the time to sit in your car with a surprised 🙀 picachu face. Better hurry up.

  11. Living-Pineapple4286 on

    But how come they accept this piecemeal? They would say no to the mobilization. But they are like sheep 🐑

  12. PersiusAlloy on

    We’ll probably see him having a first hand experience with a drone in a few weeks

  13. Consistent-Jump-7721 on

    I’d imagine it is worrying. His breakdown of the 2010s is perfectly stated. Putin had actually convinced the world that he was cool and interesting. He blew that.

  14. Go ask your king Putin what happened. He loses control if there is not war, so he created war.

  15. ezsqueezycheezypeas on

    We will see him on here in a month, flailing around with his arse and legs blown off.

  16. EstablishmentCute703 on

    Exciting… it will get even more exciting, I’ll tell you, though it’s not the word I’d use.

  17. shaftgreaser on

    He could always leave russia…….it wouldn’t be easy, but it’s better than getting killed

  18. Street_Outcome_7669 on

    Would it be hard for some average guy to leave the country without being dragged back?

  19. Modnir-Namron on

    Be at peace with your decision to submit, but know you’ll be one sorry dead Orc. It’s bad for your family, they’ll recover from the war but you’ll still be dead.
    Victory to Ukraine.

  20. He looks educated & relatively well off. Does this mean Poostain is finally eating into the middle classes in Moscow & St Petes?

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