did god also make AI so trump could replace jesus himself?
JoeyBagADonuts27 on
So fucking stupid.
torchwooddoctor on
So why wasn’t trump at the event? Sounds like he thinks golf is more important than God.
LuvKrahft on
So god says no healthcare but the golden ballroom for rich fucks is a great idea. No wonder so many people are leaving the church.
ANTILAMER13 on
Can’t wait to see all of these people in hell
StronglyHeldOpinions on
It’s cliche at this point but bears repeating; THIS IS A CULT.
nyxie3 on
Did God make Trump to rape all those little girls and lie about it?
IntotheBroadwayWoods on
Yeah if there’s a god,a ballroom is absolutely his priroty
JiveChicken00 on
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Testicules_Are_Extra on
God raised up Trump to build a ballroom. The Senate Parliamentarian said no. So they tried to hide $1 billion for it in the ICE funding bill. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
percydaman on
They have mental disorders.
minus2cats on
funny and expected that American Christianity’s is all about prosperity gospel now. Nothing but a way to con dumb fuck congregations into accepting the extreme wealth of their masters.
Tyrannical-Botanical on
As if we needed any more evidence that their god is unworthy of worship.
Wise-Operation247 on
What type of God are you fuckturds praying to.
Surely no just God would want kids to be raped and killed.
Which God lies dozens of times a day.
Gabarne on
How convenient that people who claim to know god’s intentions that they always align with their own.
jhakie on
What a crock of shit.
nobadhotdog on
It’s like the boys but even dumber
Bersho on
Lazy writing. They’re just taking shit from The Boys…
One_Diver_5735 on
It’s a little embarrassing but it just so happens that God’s a very good dancer. God loves ballrooms. I know this because I saw it on a bumper sticker. You’d think it’s just his jazz hands, but God’s actually quite the kick-ass breakdancer. Loves hip hop. In fact, Fred Astaire was actually Jesus. And that’s why we must have a ballroom QED
Blackbeards-delights on
That is the most unchristian thing I’ve ever heard in my life
BackInMyDaySir on
Idolatry.
joseph4th on
Let me paraphrase Captain James Tiberius Kirk, what does God need with a ballroom?
cheshirecat1917 on
It’s literally the evangelical mega church playbook.
Positive_Chip6198 on
Im not enjoying season 5 of the boys, but they got the whole “oh father” plot praising every fart homelander makes part pretty accurate.
HEYYYYYYYY_SATAN on
Calm down, Oh Father.
Think_Ground on
Your God sounds like a messed up bitch.
allenahansen on
Honey, if your god “raised up” Donald Fucking trump, I don’t want *anything* to do with it. Or you and yours.
Tokie-Dokie on
Cult. Elevating a child rapist above god.
2toneSound on
**Democratic Church of America, The Boys**
AGrandNewAdventure on
These people are gonna be really surprised when they find its a lot hotter and flamey in Heaven than they thought it was going to be.
Oceanbreeze871 on
Conservatives hate the founding concept of America.
“The day was heavy on themes of Christian nationalism, equating America to be a Christian nation, despite the fact that the first amendment of the Constitution says that the country shall have no law establishing a national religion nor prohibiting the free exercise of religion.”
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did god also make AI so trump could replace jesus himself?
So fucking stupid.
So why wasn’t trump at the event? Sounds like he thinks golf is more important than God.
So god says no healthcare but the golden ballroom for rich fucks is a great idea. No wonder so many people are leaving the church.
Can’t wait to see all of these people in hell
It’s cliche at this point but bears repeating; THIS IS A CULT.
Did God make Trump to rape all those little girls and lie about it?
Yeah if there’s a god,a ballroom is absolutely his priroty
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
God raised up Trump to build a ballroom. The Senate Parliamentarian said no. So they tried to hide $1 billion for it in the ICE funding bill. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
They have mental disorders.
funny and expected that American Christianity’s is all about prosperity gospel now. Nothing but a way to con dumb fuck congregations into accepting the extreme wealth of their masters.
As if we needed any more evidence that their god is unworthy of worship.
What type of God are you fuckturds praying to.
Surely no just God would want kids to be raped and killed.
Which God lies dozens of times a day.
How convenient that people who claim to know god’s intentions that they always align with their own.
What a crock of shit.
It’s like the boys but even dumber
Lazy writing. They’re just taking shit from The Boys…
It’s a little embarrassing but it just so happens that God’s a very good dancer. God loves ballrooms. I know this because I saw it on a bumper sticker. You’d think it’s just his jazz hands, but God’s actually quite the kick-ass breakdancer. Loves hip hop. In fact, Fred Astaire was actually Jesus. And that’s why we must have a ballroom QED
That is the most unchristian thing I’ve ever heard in my life
Idolatry.
Let me paraphrase Captain James Tiberius Kirk, what does God need with a ballroom?
It’s literally the evangelical mega church playbook.
Im not enjoying season 5 of the boys, but they got the whole “oh father” plot praising every fart homelander makes part pretty accurate.
Calm down, Oh Father.
Your God sounds like a messed up bitch.
Honey, if your god “raised up” Donald Fucking trump, I don’t want *anything* to do with it. Or you and yours.
Cult. Elevating a child rapist above god.
**Democratic Church of America, The Boys**
These people are gonna be really surprised when they find its a lot hotter and flamey in Heaven than they thought it was going to be.
Conservatives hate the founding concept of America.
“The day was heavy on themes of Christian nationalism, equating America to be a Christian nation, despite the fact that the first amendment of the Constitution says that the country shall have no law establishing a national religion nor prohibiting the free exercise of religion.”