Splitting russia into smaller countries would also go a long way because historically what they’re doing here is a long pause.
Free-Way-9220 on
* **Sanctions.** The US lifts theirs. European sanctions stay in place.
That’s a given, Trump is itching to lift sanctions on Russia, probably replace them with sanctions on Europe.
The US will also join the list of countries that recognise Crimea as Russian, currently Russia, Armenia, Belarus, Bolivia, Cuba, North Korea, Nicaragua, Sudan, Syria, Venezuela and Zimbabwe
roflator on
makes me puke
jugalator on
> There will be no Ukraine after the defeat. Politicians aren’t saying it out loud, but Ukraine will cease to exist within 10–15 years. No people, no money, enormous debts, factories that don’t run and never will. Everything sold off. People are fleeing.
>
> The EU is stagnating after its defeat. Brussels has shown its helplessness. It dragged its members into a needless, counterproductive standoff with Moscow. Every EU country is economically worse off. The EU is fractured.
I’m starting to feel like Moscow deserves flyers released over the capital with pictures showing the beauty of Ukraine and the unification of EU, with Ukranian loans/aids from EU printed in Rubles for them to help understand the magnitude of support, as well as the reconstruction plans.
brian2k6 on
>Money. Part of the frozen assets goes to rebuilding war-affected territories — both in Ukraine and in Russia.
Ehm… No, I don’t think so.
Weak_Definition_4321 on
Goodluck with that while Moskou burns….
OutlawSundown on
What a bunch of cope as their oil and gas industry gets burned to the ground and Moscow gets bombed.
Key_Cod_286 on
I doubt Ukraine would agree to sign a peace treaty under these disgusting terms and narrative. It’s absolutely insane and unhinged. At least I hope they won’t. They would do better pushing Russia to its limit until it breaks apart. These just means they’re hurt badly right now and want out. Ukrainians should double down
Rickylie2012 on
Shit makes me sick to my fucking stomach.
acityonthemoon on
HOORAYY!!!! Russia won!!!! Good Job Russia! Vladimir Putin is a winner! Everybody can all go home now.
User4C4C4C on
Not sure how they are going to explain the frequent Ukrainian drones over Moscow or the reason their oil facilities are constantly on fire.
MaterialFloater on
My leaked slides includes making ruZzia and anyone who enable them pay for their warcrimes the next 50 – 100 years.
SirTroglodyte on
Ah, the elaborate and incredibly sophisticated Soviet communication tactic of just lying straight into the faces of people. So if they believe even half of it, it’s still an earth-shattering lie, so we’re still good.
Fun-System-6190 on
Does this mean Putin is getting cold feet and trying to find a way out?
Naughteus_Maximus on
This is Borat-level insanity. “russia greatest country in the world, all other countries run by little girls, russia number one exporter of sanctioned oil, come grasp mighty penis of our leader…”
Watarenuts on
Honestly, this just makes me want to donate more to Ukraine so they can bomb some more of those “peace loving” cunts.
Away_Eagle_2774 on
Hahahahahaa i think its going an other way 😅
Due_Yogurtcloset_212 on
Let them believe what they like, just retreat and go home.
RedditVirumCurialem on
.. and this is intended for an internal audience! The author seems very much out of touch with reality outside of Russia. Perhaps a common trait of closed societies filled with yeasayers.
>Western media are already prepping the line: “Ukraine’s survival is its victory.”
“Already” ? We’ve been saying that for four years.
>The EU is stagnating after its defeat. Brussels has shown its helplessness.
The EU that is now rearming with home-grown weapons, expecting Germany to re-militarise, unanimously approved massive ‘loans’ to Ukraine, and is instituting the *Special Tribunal for the Crime of Aggression against Ukraine*?
deadshot500 on
Ukraine should never give a land corridor to Crimea.
Tradetard_Len on
Imagine Ukraine just says no. They would get really nervous really fast.
One-One6017 on
Even Father Ted Crilly’s sideshow was more convincing than this.
AlexRescueDotCom on
This proves that Ukraine 100% needs to go back to 2014 borders
TheDucktapeBandit2 on
Lol
They really want to…
But how and what will they say when ukraine just knocked all of these russian soldiers back to russia and took all land back, offcourse inc crimea…
Its gonna b a thingie… Its massive.
Ohmg92 on
Even if Russia wants to stop, it can’t end until all the children are returned and pre 2014 borders. They need to be humiliated for what they did.
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Nice fever dream, particulaly slide 3
Splitting russia into smaller countries would also go a long way because historically what they’re doing here is a long pause.
* **Sanctions.** The US lifts theirs. European sanctions stay in place.
That’s a given, Trump is itching to lift sanctions on Russia, probably replace them with sanctions on Europe.
The US will also join the list of countries that recognise Crimea as Russian, currently Russia, Armenia, Belarus, Bolivia, Cuba, North Korea, Nicaragua, Sudan, Syria, Venezuela and Zimbabwe
makes me puke
> There will be no Ukraine after the defeat. Politicians aren’t saying it out loud, but Ukraine will cease to exist within 10–15 years. No people, no money, enormous debts, factories that don’t run and never will. Everything sold off. People are fleeing.
>
> The EU is stagnating after its defeat. Brussels has shown its helplessness. It dragged its members into a needless, counterproductive standoff with Moscow. Every EU country is economically worse off. The EU is fractured.
I’m starting to feel like Moscow deserves flyers released over the capital with pictures showing the beauty of Ukraine and the unification of EU, with Ukranian loans/aids from EU printed in Rubles for them to help understand the magnitude of support, as well as the reconstruction plans.
>Money. Part of the frozen assets goes to rebuilding war-affected territories — both in Ukraine and in Russia.
Ehm… No, I don’t think so.
Goodluck with that while Moskou burns….
What a bunch of cope as their oil and gas industry gets burned to the ground and Moscow gets bombed.
I doubt Ukraine would agree to sign a peace treaty under these disgusting terms and narrative. It’s absolutely insane and unhinged. At least I hope they won’t. They would do better pushing Russia to its limit until it breaks apart. These just means they’re hurt badly right now and want out. Ukrainians should double down
Shit makes me sick to my fucking stomach.
HOORAYY!!!! Russia won!!!! Good Job Russia! Vladimir Putin is a winner! Everybody can all go home now.
Not sure how they are going to explain the frequent Ukrainian drones over Moscow or the reason their oil facilities are constantly on fire.
My leaked slides includes making ruZzia and anyone who enable them pay for their warcrimes the next 50 – 100 years.
Ah, the elaborate and incredibly sophisticated Soviet communication tactic of just lying straight into the faces of people. So if they believe even half of it, it’s still an earth-shattering lie, so we’re still good.
Does this mean Putin is getting cold feet and trying to find a way out?
This is Borat-level insanity. “russia greatest country in the world, all other countries run by little girls, russia number one exporter of sanctioned oil, come grasp mighty penis of our leader…”
Honestly, this just makes me want to donate more to Ukraine so they can bomb some more of those “peace loving” cunts.
Hahahahahaa i think its going an other way 😅
Let them believe what they like, just retreat and go home.
.. and this is intended for an internal audience! The author seems very much out of touch with reality outside of Russia. Perhaps a common trait of closed societies filled with yeasayers.
>Western media are already prepping the line: “Ukraine’s survival is its victory.”
“Already” ? We’ve been saying that for four years.
>The EU is stagnating after its defeat. Brussels has shown its helplessness.
The EU that is now rearming with home-grown weapons, expecting Germany to re-militarise, unanimously approved massive ‘loans’ to Ukraine, and is instituting the *Special Tribunal for the Crime of Aggression against Ukraine*?
Ukraine should never give a land corridor to Crimea.
Imagine Ukraine just says no. They would get really nervous really fast.
Even Father Ted Crilly’s sideshow was more convincing than this.
This proves that Ukraine 100% needs to go back to 2014 borders
Lol
They really want to…
But how and what will they say when ukraine just knocked all of these russian soldiers back to russia and took all land back, offcourse inc crimea…
Its gonna b a thingie… Its massive.
Even if Russia wants to stop, it can’t end until all the children are returned and pre 2014 borders. They need to be humiliated for what they did.
Absolute comedy