“Earlier this week, the president said that with “a thing called Iran” and “other things,” the timing of the nuptials was “not good.” He added with his trademark tact, family feeling, and care for choosing his words, “If I do attend, I get killed. If I don’t attend, I get killed—by the fake news, of course, I’m talking about.”
“As the wedding weekend began, the president continued to express his regrets on TruthSocial, saying that “circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America” did not allow him to attend.”
” Thus far, those “circumstances” have involved the president posting a volley of weird stuff on TruthSocial, including a bunch of AI-generated images and some general seething at Stephen Colbert. ”
“The president’s [public schedule](https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/topic/calendar/) for the Memorial Day weekend is light, with a great deal of “executive time” on the docket. On Friday evening and Saturday morning, Trump devoted that time to posting several photographs of himself on TruthSocial, followed by an AI-generated image reading “GOLDEN DOME FOR THE WHITE HOUSE,” with a dome bathed in celestial light and surrounded by a clutter of satellites.”
“He followed that up with a poorly Photoshopped image of himself looming like a harvest moon over a countryside dotted with houses and a mountain range, Trump’s fingers grasping one of its peaks. “Hello, Greenland!” the image read. (Apparently liking that image tremendously, Trump posted it again the following morning.) ”
“He also found time to post a tribute to late WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan, whom he mistakenly[ termed “the Huckster.”](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116624942172469666) (Hogan was usually known by the nickname “the Hulkster,” but “huckster” might be a term Trump is more familiar with.)”
Trump has his priorities and as always, he has shown them to be the one and only person he cares about: himself!
estoypooping2 on
Its to stay close in case he needs a 4th emergency annual physical
Tooter_Snooter on
Family values!
JunkyardAndMutt on
What a bunch of fucking weirdos. If you knew these people in real life, you’d avoid them.
UniqueEmotion2144 on
I like the one of him probing the belly button outie of the guy standing behind him at the oval office, right before he stsrted kissing the guys obese belly.
Some say it was ai. I choose to believe it happened.
Humble_Mission1775 on
That photo is just weird.
They are avoiding Mar a Lago and keeping him near safe places in the Northeast.
Also, Cuba’s government states it now has enough drone power to do serious damage to Southern Florida with enough limited resources to hit as far north as Atlanta and Birmingham. Mar a Lago is not exactly safe right now.
run-on_sentience on
This is the guy who wasn’t sure if he should give his son the name “Donald Trump Jr” and only did so after his wife (at the time) basically forced him to, because he didn’t want a loser named after him.
pumpkinspicecum on
I thought don jr was dating that Fox News host? He already started dating someone new and they’re getting married?
steepleton on
The wedding guests can’t anonymously dive into a mountain of cocaine if the world’s press is watching
Charming_Opinion6754 on
He’s someone I know fairly well 😂🤪
Square-One-6857 on
Fuck don jr
Steel-Tempered on
He hates it because it’s a distraction from himself.
No_Cartographer_3819 on
I see two winners here: the wedding party and the Bahamas.
SirRichardLove on
I don’t give a shit who you are. If you’re a dad and you don’t go to your kids wedding, like are you even a father?
What a pathetic man.
mlvrnn on
What a terrible fate to have Donald Trump as a father 😱. No wonder they’re all messed up.
educated-emu on
If trump is not center stage he does not want to know.
What a POS
Idiot_Savant_13 on
Who’d want him there? The smell must be terrible.
Own-Librarian-9699 on
he’ll go to that stupid oligarch wedding but it won’t be announced because he’ll cite safety concerns.
Jewish-space-lasers on
Who cares about this. honestly?
Like this is finally the iron-clad proof we need that he is a vile individual?
It doesn’t even move the needle. It’s one of the least concerning, least notable of the horrific things he has done lately.
6beerkdawg on
Icing on the cake is if he has a meeting with Mamdani instead on the same day lol
Chaoslab on
Heard about it and said “I ran”.
Prestigious-Car-4877 on
I have to believe that Don Jr’s Mrs wanted Trump to stay the fuck away from this whole event because he makes everything he attends about himself and is a fucking asshole. Then I remembered who she’s marrying and I have no idea what to believe.
ckglle3lle on
Very tired of having to hear about this stupid man and his stupid family
moderatenerd on
he’s not actually the one posting them
Fussy_Fucker on
I bet you his dad wouldn’t let him get married at his golf course.
NastyToeFungus on
It’s only junior’s second marriage. Rookie numbers.
NewMidwest on
Trump hates what isn’t him, and the more unlike him something is the more he hates it.
He treats his son this way. How do you think he feels about you?
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And golfing … don’t forget golfing.
“Donald Trump has made it known far and wide that, as president, with the weight of the world on his shoulders, he’s too busy to attend his son Don Jr.’s [second wedding](https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/23/politics/donald-trump-jr-bettina-anderson-white-house-wedding) to Florida influencer Bettina Anderson in the Bahamas this weekend.”
“Earlier this week, the president said that with “a thing called Iran” and “other things,” the timing of the nuptials was “not good.” He added with his trademark tact, family feeling, and care for choosing his words, “If I do attend, I get killed. If I don’t attend, I get killed—by the fake news, of course, I’m talking about.”
“As the wedding weekend began, the president continued to express his regrets on TruthSocial, saying that “circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America” did not allow him to attend.”
” Thus far, those “circumstances” have involved the president posting a volley of weird stuff on TruthSocial, including a bunch of AI-generated images and some general seething at Stephen Colbert. ”
“The president’s [public schedule](https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/topic/calendar/) for the Memorial Day weekend is light, with a great deal of “executive time” on the docket. On Friday evening and Saturday morning, Trump devoted that time to posting several photographs of himself on TruthSocial, followed by an AI-generated image reading “GOLDEN DOME FOR THE WHITE HOUSE,” with a dome bathed in celestial light and surrounded by a clutter of satellites.”
“He followed that up with a poorly Photoshopped image of himself looming like a harvest moon over a countryside dotted with houses and a mountain range, Trump’s fingers grasping one of its peaks. “Hello, Greenland!” the image read. (Apparently liking that image tremendously, Trump posted it again the following morning.) ”
“He also found time to post a tribute to late WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan, whom he mistakenly[ termed “the Huckster.”](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116624942172469666) (Hogan was usually known by the nickname “the Hulkster,” but “huckster” might be a term Trump is more familiar with.)”
“The president, who is, again, reportedly very busy, followed these important insights with a tribute to NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, who [died unexpectedly](https://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/48852216/family-says-kyle-busch-died-severe-pneumonia-sepsis) last week, followed by [an AI-generated video of himself](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116620810357086038) throwing former *Late Show* host Stephen Colbert into a dumpster.”
“One could argue that these are not the actions of a man who’s too busy to attend his son’s wedding, or really, a man who’s busy at all. But given his[ recent, worryingly combative stance](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/05/trump-cuba-castro-blockade-embargo-venezuela-oil-military-rubio/) towards the Cuban government, his [leering interest in Greenland,](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/02/trump-greenland-rare-earth-mining-arctic-conditions-cost-obstacles/) and a reported possibility that Trump [will once again attack Iran](https://www.axios.com/2026/05/22/trump-iran-meeting-resume-war-deal), it is perhaps in everyone’s best interest that the president seems to be, for now, very, very busy posting on his phone.”
He can catch the next one.
goddamn I hate this worthless pedo fucker
and his cult is full of fucking morons
some maga dumbass downvoted me cause I said someone should yell “worthless pedo” at one of his rallies
honestly who gives a fck if a shitbag doesn’t attend their shitbag offspring’s wedding ?
the USoA has way bigger problems….no idea why any of this is even cropping up as newsworthy 🤷🏻♂️
It’s just Trump using the opportunity to tell us all how important he thinks he is.
Of course, the world knows he an incompetent fool, a bully, and a stain on humanity.
What happened to pedo jr’s other wife?
The bottom line is that Trump simply didn’t want to go to his son’s wedding.
I can’t imagine being so unloved that my family would choose to ragepost on the internet instead of attend my wedding if i were to get married.
Of course he wouldn’t go, the wedding isn’t about him
He’s just saving his energy for Don Jr’s next three weddings.
Lousy husband, lousy father, lousy president, lousy person.
Trump has his priorities and as always, he has shown them to be the one and only person he cares about: himself!
Its to stay close in case he needs a 4th emergency annual physical
Family values!
What a bunch of fucking weirdos. If you knew these people in real life, you’d avoid them.
I like the one of him probing the belly button outie of the guy standing behind him at the oval office, right before he stsrted kissing the guys obese belly.
Some say it was ai. I choose to believe it happened.
That photo is just weird.
They are avoiding Mar a Lago and keeping him near safe places in the Northeast.
Also, Cuba’s government states it now has enough drone power to do serious damage to Southern Florida with enough limited resources to hit as far north as Atlanta and Birmingham. Mar a Lago is not exactly safe right now.
This is the guy who wasn’t sure if he should give his son the name “Donald Trump Jr” and only did so after his wife (at the time) basically forced him to, because he didn’t want a loser named after him.
I thought don jr was dating that Fox News host? He already started dating someone new and they’re getting married?
The wedding guests can’t anonymously dive into a mountain of cocaine if the world’s press is watching
He’s someone I know fairly well 😂🤪
Fuck don jr
He hates it because it’s a distraction from himself.
I see two winners here: the wedding party and the Bahamas.
I don’t give a shit who you are. If you’re a dad and you don’t go to your kids wedding, like are you even a father?
What a pathetic man.
What a terrible fate to have Donald Trump as a father 😱. No wonder they’re all messed up.
If trump is not center stage he does not want to know.
What a POS
Who’d want him there? The smell must be terrible.
he’ll go to that stupid oligarch wedding but it won’t be announced because he’ll cite safety concerns.
Who cares about this. honestly?
Like this is finally the iron-clad proof we need that he is a vile individual?
It doesn’t even move the needle. It’s one of the least concerning, least notable of the horrific things he has done lately.
Icing on the cake is if he has a meeting with Mamdani instead on the same day lol
Heard about it and said “I ran”.
I have to believe that Don Jr’s Mrs wanted Trump to stay the fuck away from this whole event because he makes everything he attends about himself and is a fucking asshole. Then I remembered who she’s marrying and I have no idea what to believe.
Very tired of having to hear about this stupid man and his stupid family
he’s not actually the one posting them
I bet you his dad wouldn’t let him get married at his golf course.
It’s only junior’s second marriage. Rookie numbers.
Trump hates what isn’t him, and the more unlike him something is the more he hates it.
He treats his son this way. How do you think he feels about you?