shocking. Iran should make releasing all Epstein files a condition of whatever agreement is worked out.
ScutumSobiescianum on
Is it the kebab owner or the rug seller that says no?
Impressive-Weird-908 on
No matter what Iran will say a deal is not close because they need to keep oil prices high for leverage.
bestestopinion on
I never thought I’d trust Iran over the US president
UrbanDurga on
I’m so fucking tired of all of this. Exhausted. Embarrassed. Our government is staffed by jabronis, so I understand they have no concept of statecraft, but I really miss having functional human infrastructure for our cabinet posts and other positions of top leadership. Couldn’t they all have gone to play paintball and get drunk instead? Get a few enthusiastically devoted MAGA girls to wear skimpy clothes and pour drinks and make them feel like it’s the 1950s again and they’re the most alpha of the alpha mens? Can we make them all one of those Scandinavian retirement communities where they just live there with other white Christian nationalist oligarchs and are tended to by poor MAGAs and it can be a whole theme park of trad nonsense and opulent parties that they get locked into so it never has to seep out and affect the rest of the population of the earth?
taskforceslacker on
Nothing is exploding and no agreements have been reached. This tells me that this scenario is dependent on cables between Iran and a third country. I wonder who holds Iran’s leash.
ObviouslyRealPerson on
Never thought I’d get more credible news from Iran
Joshau-k on
Let’s just agree to disagree on whether we have come to a deal or not
lonigus on
10 minutes ago I saw BBC article with: “Iran deal maybe today” lol
Mrunlikable on
Oh you don’t fucking say?
sergantsnipes05 on
But Trump told me it was. How could this be. He would never lie
ShakeMyHeadSadly on
What? But Trump said…………………………………
EmbarrassedCockRing on
Trusting Iran over the US was not on my 2026 bingo card, yet here we are
shawnkfox on
Wait, are you telling me Trump has been lying to us?
Libinky on
2 weeks!
bptkr13 on
Shocker.
Long-Time-Coming77 on
In case its not obvious, Iran has every motivation to play down the idea that a deal is near because that keeps oil prices high, which they want
The US has every motivation to play up that a deal is near because that sends oil prices lower, which they want
So any news about a deal being imminent or not needs to be framed by the motivations of the person making the statement
BrewHog on
I can’t believe that it is Iran that I believe more than the US. What messed up times.
bashido on
They are going to choke us out… just watch.
windorabuggg on
The US can’t sign any deals, they can’t guarantee that their side of the deal will be honored.
The USA is a dishonest broker with a new president every 4 years. they have no motivation to hold up trumps side of the deal.
Trump has already proven we’re horrible deal makers and oath keepers. We have 0 credibility .
DDoubleDDog on
Good. I don’t think we should make deals with terrorists. The Islamic Republic needs to be removed from power after having carried out horrific atrocities including the mass murder of tens of thousands of people, torture, rape, pedophelia, war crimes, kidnapping, child abuse, terrorism and tyranny.
smittyleafs on
All this news is friggin’ pointless. I don’t trust what’s coming out of the US or Iran with regards to how close/far a deal is. You just lemme know when there’s a signed deal to reopen the straight.
WillemDaFo on
We know
nachtraum on
What is shocking is that the Iranian regime is the more trustworthy side here
throwthisTFaway01 on
We need an Iran krispy kream hot and ready sign to know whether or not a deal is in progress. I can’t deal with this orange buffoons tweets.
Confident_Client_414 on
Surprised face
Ithaqua-Yigg on
Every weekend the same thing. Thursday ramp up war talk so the oil stock price goes up, sell your now inflated stock on Friday/Sat,announce peace progress on Sun/Mon oil prices fall, time to buy again Tue/Wed fuss about peace process,Thursday ramp up war talk. Rinse and repeat as the $$$$$ roll in.
DoggedStooge on
I think a lot of the deal/no deal back and forth comes down to the US wanting to call any MOU/framework a deal (so Trump can go on with his usual self-aggrandizement) and Iran calling only a final resolution (which would still be under negotiation over the next 30-60 days) a deal.
Bartizanier on
Have to say I’m impressed with Iran’s Art of the Deal so far. They seem to be holding all the cards.
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shocking. Iran should make releasing all Epstein files a condition of whatever agreement is worked out.
Is it the kebab owner or the rug seller that says no?
No matter what Iran will say a deal is not close because they need to keep oil prices high for leverage.
I never thought I’d trust Iran over the US president
I’m so fucking tired of all of this. Exhausted. Embarrassed. Our government is staffed by jabronis, so I understand they have no concept of statecraft, but I really miss having functional human infrastructure for our cabinet posts and other positions of top leadership. Couldn’t they all have gone to play paintball and get drunk instead? Get a few enthusiastically devoted MAGA girls to wear skimpy clothes and pour drinks and make them feel like it’s the 1950s again and they’re the most alpha of the alpha mens? Can we make them all one of those Scandinavian retirement communities where they just live there with other white Christian nationalist oligarchs and are tended to by poor MAGAs and it can be a whole theme park of trad nonsense and opulent parties that they get locked into so it never has to seep out and affect the rest of the population of the earth?
Nothing is exploding and no agreements have been reached. This tells me that this scenario is dependent on cables between Iran and a third country. I wonder who holds Iran’s leash.
Never thought I’d get more credible news from Iran
Let’s just agree to disagree on whether we have come to a deal or not
10 minutes ago I saw BBC article with: “Iran deal maybe today” lol
Oh you don’t fucking say?
But Trump told me it was. How could this be. He would never lie
What? But Trump said…………………………………
Trusting Iran over the US was not on my 2026 bingo card, yet here we are
Wait, are you telling me Trump has been lying to us?
2 weeks!
Shocker.
In case its not obvious, Iran has every motivation to play down the idea that a deal is near because that keeps oil prices high, which they want
The US has every motivation to play up that a deal is near because that sends oil prices lower, which they want
So any news about a deal being imminent or not needs to be framed by the motivations of the person making the statement
I can’t believe that it is Iran that I believe more than the US. What messed up times.
They are going to choke us out… just watch.
The US can’t sign any deals, they can’t guarantee that their side of the deal will be honored.
The USA is a dishonest broker with a new president every 4 years. they have no motivation to hold up trumps side of the deal.
Trump has already proven we’re horrible deal makers and oath keepers. We have 0 credibility .
Good. I don’t think we should make deals with terrorists. The Islamic Republic needs to be removed from power after having carried out horrific atrocities including the mass murder of tens of thousands of people, torture, rape, pedophelia, war crimes, kidnapping, child abuse, terrorism and tyranny.
All this news is friggin’ pointless. I don’t trust what’s coming out of the US or Iran with regards to how close/far a deal is. You just lemme know when there’s a signed deal to reopen the straight.
We know
What is shocking is that the Iranian regime is the more trustworthy side here
We need an Iran krispy kream hot and ready sign to know whether or not a deal is in progress. I can’t deal with this orange buffoons tweets.
Surprised face
Every weekend the same thing. Thursday ramp up war talk so the oil stock price goes up, sell your now inflated stock on Friday/Sat,announce peace progress on Sun/Mon oil prices fall, time to buy again Tue/Wed fuss about peace process,Thursday ramp up war talk. Rinse and repeat as the $$$$$ roll in.
I think a lot of the deal/no deal back and forth comes down to the US wanting to call any MOU/framework a deal (so Trump can go on with his usual self-aggrandizement) and Iran calling only a final resolution (which would still be under negotiation over the next 30-60 days) a deal.
Have to say I’m impressed with Iran’s Art of the Deal so far. They seem to be holding all the cards.