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  1. Taint_Liquor on

    Totally normal to have 3 annual checkups in a year. Nothing to see here.

  2. Doctor showing Trump the picture of a squirrel: “Do you know what this is?”

    Trump: “That’s an elephant.”

  3. GrayHairFox on

    so what, no one except the doc will know the results. By the way, where are the Epstein files?

  4. Can’t wait for the official medical report to state that he has the stamina of a 25-year-old and grew two inches taller since his last visit.

  5. Cue the inevitable ‘I passed the cognitive test, they said they’ve never seen anyone ace it like me’ speech next week.

  6. mustbeusererror on

    Love how everyone said the problem with Biden was that he was old and not mentally all there anymore, and then the country turned around and elected someone who is old and not mentally all there anymore.

  7. HoneyBadger552 on

    amphetamines can only carry the body so long. when they stop working its downhill fast

  8. Imaginary_Bus_6742 on

    Oldest, stupidest, and delusional. He checks all three boxes, a true DEI hire. Just proves the US is inclusive.

  9. 92tilinfinityand on

    These fuckers are also doing everything they can to slow down and cut funding to Walter Reed. So the very place keeping this turd alive shouldn’t be used for anyone else! That’s the GOP way.

  10. complete_data75 on

    But according to him, his doctor said he would live to be 200

    There’s no way he’d lie about that, right?

  11. Prudent_Link6029 on

    No President has ever had 3 checkups in a year before! The doctors keep calling me back to show their colleagues, they can’t believe it!

  12. GUARANTEED that he publicly claims something outlandish about how great his health is this week when asked!!! It’s 100%!!! I’d even put my money on him claiming something about how they keep bringing him back because he’s the healthiest & mentally SHARPIE-st POTUS & 80+ year old in history!

  13. Alia_Explores99 on

    Check up? What are they checking, the current state of his decomposition?

  14. Upstairs-Egg on

    So old, so fucking moronic, and so worthless. Trump is punishing the world with his existence.

  15. AccomplishedBrain309 on

    Never saw anyone that needed a checkup from the neck up, so often!

  16. I, for one, am looking forward to not having the oldest president in power anymore.

  17. Not only the oldest, but also the most felonious president ever elected as well.

  18. He takes a dementia drug via infusions in his hand, this drug has the side effect of brain bleed and stroke risk. He had a not-insignificant stroke last year and while he has more or less recovered, they still need to perform advanced imaging periodically to see if both the dementia is getting worse and if he has any other complications from the medication.

    Overall, no one would be surprised if he had a random serious medical event, he’s into the actuary tables and has a famously unhealthy lifestyle. On the other hand, he also receives the treatment he needs and is at least moderately active via golfing. Some days it seems like he is barely hanging on but other days he seems more or less “fine”, his schedule is as light as it has ever been and most of his (short) appearances are just “play the hits” regurgitating talking points that he can pretty much do in his sleep.

    It reminds me a bit of the singer Glen Campbell who had Alzheimer’s but was still able to go on a final tour. There’s a documentary about it and it’s fascinating how even as the disease progressed to where he couldn’t tell you what day it was, he was still capable of getting on stage and doing his show. Seems a similar dynamic here. Trump can do his ranting babbling stump speech stuff and read prompter but behind the scenes is almost certainly significantly worse.

  19. FormerDittoHead on

    I wish he didn’t go to the hospital so often, especially considering how he, his doctors and every single Republican flatly claim he’s in perfect health.

  20. Bossman_Mike on

    Walter Reed has never met such a healthy President full of so much vim and vigour. The doctors there are going to end up reassessing everything they thought they knew about medical science.

  21. photon1701d on

    Trump will say “the Doctor wanted to remind me how I am in peak condition and to tell me how great of a job I am doing”

  22. Bishopjones2112 on

    Fun facts, Donald Trump is also the only convicted felon to be president. Also the only rapist(known) to be president. Also the only pedophile( known) to be president. Cool huh

  23. Vanilla_cake_mix on

    If he doesn’t get what he wants he’ll have the fbi arrest the whole hospital for being fascist liberals

  24. weaponjaerevenge on

    Can you imagine the cocktail of drugs keeping this man going at 80 and being that tall and heavy. Only reason he ain’t had a stroke the size of Jesus is he’s got plot armor.

  25. Let’s all say this together:

    If this would’ve been Joe Biden going to the hospital for the third time in a year every news organization, right wing commentator and newspaper would have it on the headline and it would be a nonstop story

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