So this is more like a Russian ceasefire then? Which is to say, not at all real.
ParanoidFactoid on
Good time to learn how to can food for the winter.
RandomTez on
This will end well.
cchesters on
Oh look, renewing a war they already won for the millionth time.
No-Message8847 on
Ah, the art of the deal.
B00marangTrotter on
Iran could covertly host a golf event in dipshit’s honor with maga celebrities, and gold statues of the dipshit. Put in an open bar, and half naked children and the entire regime would be on hand.
Then Boom.
It won’t fix all our problems but, its nice to wonder.
portageandmain on
“I’m happy to announce our 13th win of this war. Strait of Hormuz now open for the next 90 minutes. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
In 2026 and how far we’ve come we just accept war on nations… we need true world leaders.
Mrunlikable on
So I take it the negotiations aren’t going well.
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WeaponstoMax on
They didn’t start one fire. They exploded a bunch of shit, but absolutely no fire was started. Therefore the fire is still ceased. It’s a cease-fire, what more do you want? What do you want them to say?
/s
carltheredred on
Are these new-new ones, as in the last hour, or new ones as in half a day ago? It’s hard to keep up. What a great cease-fire, what useful negotiations.
championchilli on
Taking the Israeli model, you cease, we fire.
Local_Phenomenon on
It appears the talks have failed (in Jedi voice.)
SpudgeBoy on
Is this the dump part or the pump part?not the old Trumpa pimpa dumpa.
pepe_acct on
Trump just can’t help attacking while negotiating peace deals…
DamnedIfIDiddely on
Why are they even telling us? It’s not like anything matters anymore.
We get it, you’re going to burn the world down to give that man everything he wants before he dies. Can you stop pretending like you give a shit about ethics or the law?
Fuck the *whole* damn military, every last member.
Apprehensive_Sea9524 on
Art of the deal, right there. What a moron. Wait TACO tuesday is tomorrow?
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So this is more like a Russian ceasefire then? Which is to say, not at all real.
Good time to learn how to can food for the winter.
This will end well.
Oh look, renewing a war they already won for the millionth time.
Ah, the art of the deal.
Iran could covertly host a golf event in dipshit’s honor with maga celebrities, and gold statues of the dipshit. Put in an open bar, and half naked children and the entire regime would be on hand.
Then Boom.
It won’t fix all our problems but, its nice to wonder.
“I’m happy to announce our 13th win of this war. Strait of Hormuz now open for the next 90 minutes. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
-DJT in a few hours, probably
Defensive strikes that are offensive
So much for that “deal”
Ah shucks guys we were SO CLOSE to a deal!
Oh that’s good. Better than diplomacy, discussions, negotiations, fair trade, incentive, bargaining.
In 2026 and how far we’ve come we just accept war on nations… we need true world leaders.
So I take it the negotiations aren’t going well.
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They didn’t start one fire. They exploded a bunch of shit, but absolutely no fire was started. Therefore the fire is still ceased. It’s a cease-fire, what more do you want? What do you want them to say?
/s
Are these new-new ones, as in the last hour, or new ones as in half a day ago? It’s hard to keep up. What a great cease-fire, what useful negotiations.
Taking the Israeli model, you cease, we fire.
It appears the talks have failed (in Jedi voice.)
Is this the dump part or the pump part?not the old Trumpa pimpa dumpa.
Trump just can’t help attacking while negotiating peace deals…
Why are they even telling us? It’s not like anything matters anymore.
We get it, you’re going to burn the world down to give that man everything he wants before he dies. Can you stop pretending like you give a shit about ethics or the law?
Fuck the *whole* damn military, every last member.
Art of the deal, right there. What a moron. Wait TACO tuesday is tomorrow?
Pump it-Dump it…
Repeat…
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