F@*k me, he’s going to duct tape temu gilt to them isn’t he.
StoppableHulk on
This guy’s brain is so fucking fried. And has been for the entire duration of his political life.
MoonjuiceTheory on
Every headline about Trump lately reads like someone describing a live broadcast they can’t believe is real.
zach_doesnt_care on
Dementia Don was busy reminiscing about his days raping children with Jeffery.
Unusually_adequate on
This is what my elderly dog started doing just a couple weeks before he passed
danyuri86 on
He’s having the white house pillars taken down and replaced by his own design. It’s already in the news that’s why he’s inspecting them
kr3w_fam on
Six minutes, slim shady you’re on….
jynxzero on
So, for about three minutes longer than he spent thinking about his strategy for the war in Iran.
tn-xyz on
can he like fix the mess he started before making a new one? thx.
1313trouble on
He was shitting his pants.
Pickle_ninja on
I really want to see a video of this… somewhere there has to be video of the full 6 minutes.
BarCompetitive7220 on
GOP distraction – we need to replace these pillars as they are not as “cool” as the ones on other FED building in DC. sigh
metalunamutant on
“This doesn’t look like any stripper pole
I’ve ever seen, it’s too big. Isn’t it supposed to be round? And where’s Melania?”
Helpful-Pirate-2040 on
Was just talking to my family this weekend about my aging mother wile walking somewhere would randomly stop and talk about something innane on the route
The real reason was she was having issues walking and didn’t want us to know
Comfortable_Shame778 on
Like when my nan used to watch TV without it being switch on. She also had TIA’s and Dementia
Mikeseddit on
“Why are these marble columns white when we could spraypaint them gold?
Why aren’t these gold already?
I want them painted gold tomorrow.”
Jaebird0388 on
He’s just reminded of Bubba.
h4ck3r_n4m3 on
He was picturing what it would look like with his cheap gold appliques.
ChainLC on
“this thing needs repairing and repainting. I have a friend who will do it for 400 million dollars. take some pictures of it so I can show everyone how bad it is.”
AaronfromKY on
Such a useful idiot for the fucking ghouls that are gutting the copper metaphorically out of the institutions of this country. Hope his medical exam goes well today.
thethrill_707 on
Aside from the obvious signs of dementia, he doesn’t have anything meaningful to talk about. He doesn’t understand complex ideas or policies. He doesn’t read much and can’t really use any information he gathers in any useful context. So what does he do to compensate? He talks about columns. ballrooms, reflecting pools and arches. Our POTUS, at any given moment, has very little idea what anyone is talking about.
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gord_m on
Me, I prefer columns, pillars are for peasants
GuitarGeezer on
Reminds me of Doonesbury when the Raoul Duke toon is saying he was the first person to get high on the Great Wall and his assistant reminds him of Nixon’s druggy sounding comment of “It is indeed a great wall” followed probably by Nixon’s weird hamburglar noises…”oh yeah, damn”.
Purrogi on
He’s gonna tear them down next
mekanub on
Long, thick, hard and white. He still misses Bubba.
boot2skull on
“Bring over the Rustoleum Gold spray can”
gelatineous on
Maybe he’s the contemplative type. In all likelihood, Trump was pondering the tragedy of time, the vanity of glory, and finding a new appreciation for Shelley. Maybe it wasn’t dementia, he was just reminiscing the great works of world literature.
Of course it’s a joke.
Frmr-drgnbyt on
I sense yet another uglification project looming…
LinearFluid on
He has a Stone pillar guy. Used him many, many times before. Obama spent 20.4 million on this pillar while he was in office. My guy will do the job right for 1.7M. I knew him way back when he did the Parthenon for Caesar. Great guy that Caesar Commodus. He ran a country that guy did. Not like the USA which is in decline. Now he had a ballroom.
Zombie_John_Strachan on
A little *too* ionic, I really do think.
Dunkjoe on
He can hump the pillars but I still consider him as evil.
Meanwhile everyone else mocks him and thinks he is mentally gone.
Facepalm.
Solonohioperson on
He thought it was Ivanka.
ThrustingPanda on
I hate Trump as much as the next, but it looks to me like he’s having the cameraman document damage to the column, caused by one of the cars. You can see the cameraman taking pictures of the lower side of a car and then the front corner of the column. Why the president of the United States is facilitating this instead of focusing on Iran, making basic necessities affordable for Americans, or finding ways to lower our national debt is beyond me.
PizzaWhole9323 on
The man with his finger on the nuclear button ladies and gentlemen!
JustKoon on
How is this not an onion article. How.
Just how.
therealmule1 on
Y’all know he’s gonna do something stupid, gaudy and wasteful to those columns. This was not just a random dementia stop the article makes it out to be.
Starheart8 on
Grandpa needs to be put into a home
glakhtchpth on
All those surrounding staff putting their all into their assignments, just waiting for doddering Caligula to move on to his next position.
Commercial_hater on
Shit, another morning without the headline I’m waiting for.
flamingtoastytoast on
“I’m not standing still because im filling my diaper its because I’m looking at the pillar”
Ok-Possession-3771 on
Hes movilizing his cult to vote en mass. Thats what hes doing. Thats the dog whisstle. And it should be a dog whisstle for us too to vote en mass anti racism a d anti geno…
tarlack on
The thing about Biden was he was slow but he also recognized that and everyone took the effort to lower the impact on him and his legacy. Sure he will go down as a slow president but he did not cause the same damage as Trump. I think we can agree that Trumps circle of power has done nothing to slow down the absolute disaster that is his brain rotting away.
I think we are seeing the Republicans split as they worry about the losses in the midterms. If the party gets destroyed I expect they will move quickly to toss him. You can see people laying the groundwork now.
CheesyRomanceNovel on
He’s being actively monitored and treated for early-mid stages of dementia. He needs Walter Reed close by which is why he couldn’t go to Jr.’s wedding.
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(The pillar was added 8 years ago)
“I’ll be dating that in 7 years”
F@*k me, he’s going to duct tape temu gilt to them isn’t he.
This guy’s brain is so fucking fried. And has been for the entire duration of his political life.
Every headline about Trump lately reads like someone describing a live broadcast they can’t believe is real.
Dementia Don was busy reminiscing about his days raping children with Jeffery.
This is what my elderly dog started doing just a couple weeks before he passed
He’s having the white house pillars taken down and replaced by his own design. It’s already in the news that’s why he’s inspecting them
Six minutes, slim shady you’re on….
So, for about three minutes longer than he spent thinking about his strategy for the war in Iran.
can he like fix the mess he started before making a new one? thx.
He was shitting his pants.
I really want to see a video of this… somewhere there has to be video of the full 6 minutes.
GOP distraction – we need to replace these pillars as they are not as “cool” as the ones on other FED building in DC. sigh
“This doesn’t look like any stripper pole
I’ve ever seen, it’s too big. Isn’t it supposed to be round? And where’s Melania?”
Was just talking to my family this weekend about my aging mother wile walking somewhere would randomly stop and talk about something innane on the route
The real reason was she was having issues walking and didn’t want us to know
Like when my nan used to watch TV without it being switch on. She also had TIA’s and Dementia
“Why are these marble columns white when we could spraypaint them gold?
Why aren’t these gold already?
I want them painted gold tomorrow.”
He’s just reminded of Bubba.
He was picturing what it would look like with his cheap gold appliques.
“this thing needs repairing and repainting. I have a friend who will do it for 400 million dollars. take some pictures of it so I can show everyone how bad it is.”
Such a useful idiot for the fucking ghouls that are gutting the copper metaphorically out of the institutions of this country. Hope his medical exam goes well today.
Aside from the obvious signs of dementia, he doesn’t have anything meaningful to talk about. He doesn’t understand complex ideas or policies. He doesn’t read much and can’t really use any information he gathers in any useful context. So what does he do to compensate? He talks about columns. ballrooms, reflecting pools and arches. Our POTUS, at any given moment, has very little idea what anyone is talking about.
EDIT
Me, I prefer columns, pillars are for peasants
Reminds me of Doonesbury when the Raoul Duke toon is saying he was the first person to get high on the Great Wall and his assistant reminds him of Nixon’s druggy sounding comment of “It is indeed a great wall” followed probably by Nixon’s weird hamburglar noises…”oh yeah, damn”.
He’s gonna tear them down next
Long, thick, hard and white. He still misses Bubba.
“Bring over the Rustoleum Gold spray can”
Maybe he’s the contemplative type. In all likelihood, Trump was pondering the tragedy of time, the vanity of glory, and finding a new appreciation for Shelley. Maybe it wasn’t dementia, he was just reminiscing the great works of world literature.
Of course it’s a joke.
I sense yet another uglification project looming…
He has a Stone pillar guy. Used him many, many times before. Obama spent 20.4 million on this pillar while he was in office. My guy will do the job right for 1.7M. I knew him way back when he did the Parthenon for Caesar. Great guy that Caesar Commodus. He ran a country that guy did. Not like the USA which is in decline. Now he had a ballroom.
A little *too* ionic, I really do think.
He can hump the pillars but I still consider him as evil.
Meanwhile everyone else mocks him and thinks he is mentally gone.
Facepalm.
He thought it was Ivanka.
I hate Trump as much as the next, but it looks to me like he’s having the cameraman document damage to the column, caused by one of the cars. You can see the cameraman taking pictures of the lower side of a car and then the front corner of the column. Why the president of the United States is facilitating this instead of focusing on Iran, making basic necessities affordable for Americans, or finding ways to lower our national debt is beyond me.
The man with his finger on the nuclear button ladies and gentlemen!
How is this not an onion article. How.
Just how.
Y’all know he’s gonna do something stupid, gaudy and wasteful to those columns. This was not just a random dementia stop the article makes it out to be.
Grandpa needs to be put into a home
All those surrounding staff putting their all into their assignments, just waiting for doddering Caligula to move on to his next position.
Shit, another morning without the headline I’m waiting for.
“I’m not standing still because im filling my diaper its because I’m looking at the pillar”
Hes movilizing his cult to vote en mass. Thats what hes doing. Thats the dog whisstle. And it should be a dog whisstle for us too to vote en mass anti racism a d anti geno…
The thing about Biden was he was slow but he also recognized that and everyone took the effort to lower the impact on him and his legacy. Sure he will go down as a slow president but he did not cause the same damage as Trump. I think we can agree that Trumps circle of power has done nothing to slow down the absolute disaster that is his brain rotting away.
I think we are seeing the Republicans split as they worry about the losses in the midterms. If the party gets destroyed I expect they will move quickly to toss him. You can see people laying the groundwork now.
He’s being actively monitored and treated for early-mid stages of dementia. He needs Walter Reed close by which is why he couldn’t go to Jr.’s wedding.
“You know what these pillars need?”
“GOLD! A LOT OF GOLD”
He was just taking a piss. Diaper’s full.