So Russia is cool with Russian FIs becoming legitimate targets and employees becoming lawful combatants for Ukraine to target?
Cool, let the drones do their thing.
Dandan0005 on
I’m sure that will work
MonikonPerfekti on
Every bank is going to have an anti-air-cannon and missiles on the roof now. Cashiers operate them. And the matuška cashiers will flash their tits and babuškas their moldy a**es on the roof so the Ukrainians won’t dare blow up the banks.
gottagohype on
And the situation in Russia grows a little more dire. Make sure to grab a few shotgun shells for the road on your way out of the office.
bappestinian on
Also a good time to negotiate a payraise.
actionerror on
And people rushing to the bank to get cash
BlueEyesXP on
People were making fun of Russia for using North Korean soldiers until they managed to win at Kursk, I imagine something similar will happen when it comes to this.
Dofolo on
Who owns the banks? This must be a token to appease someone wealthy lol.
Rather useless, but still. I’m sure it’s a very good idea to hand out AKs at banks and have them eyeball drones while magdumping them.
Craftkorb on
Looks like Cyberpunk was wrong, the first Corpo Wars will happen in Russia and not the US.
Jealous-Chemical-349 on
Yup, that’s what a winner does, can’t wait for tankies to spin this in a creative way
ledasll on
Fortification works not just against drones (maybe least for that), but also against people and entities, including goverment.
codecrodie on
So what does that mean? Russia is sayjng, “youre on your own. Spend your own money to arm yourself.”
PolloConTeriyaki on
Lol this isn’t what you do when you’re winning the war.
Antoinefdu on
Guys, I’m starting to think this 3 days military operation isn’t going according to plan.
KaQuu on
Yeah, drone threat… They are gonna take the civilian savings that are left in the system, the arms are to defend from them, not drones…
YakResident_3069 on
Worked for school shootings defense. Why not for Russia?
/S
BarnacleNo3759 on
Bankers with shotguns? 🤠
nobqou on
How are things going, Ruzzia? 😂
randyrockhard on
My partner works at a bank. Would be hilarious (and very deadly for her colleagues) if she would be armed with lethal weapons to defend the workplace
WaffleHouseGladiator on
Russia is gearing up for some kind of disaster. Western governments are preparing for a broad conflict around 2030. I’m still trying to wrap my head around what the end goal is for Russia. This cannot possibly end well for them.
Linikins on
I’m all for dunking on Russia, but this is something that Ukraine has been doing for some time now.
>Ukraine’s government has authorised energy, communications and transport companies to purchase and use air defence equipment to improve their effectiveness in combating [Russian air attacks](https://www.reuters.com/world/ukraine-russia-war/), defence minister Denys Shmyhal said on Wednesday.
Gadgetman_1 on
Ukraine hasn’t even targetted any financial institutions in Russia.
Nah… It’s a trick!
The FIs pay to train their employees to handle AA systems, which they will probably do better than the grunts the Russian Army uses because most FI employees can actually read. Then ‘their’ AA systems gets ‘slightly repositioned’ to also cover power substations and factories important for the war effort.
PoppySeeds89 on
So they’re allowing institutions that manage large quantities of money to also arm themselves and operate semi autonomously from the state….
LordFlappingtonIV on
So how’s the Three Day Special Operation going, *Vlad?* Maybe it’s time to just go home, eh?
Gloomy_Quail1444 on
Being a bank teller In Russia finna be lit/wildin and so on
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So Russia is cool with Russian FIs becoming legitimate targets and employees becoming lawful combatants for Ukraine to target?
Cool, let the drones do their thing.
I’m sure that will work
Every bank is going to have an anti-air-cannon and missiles on the roof now. Cashiers operate them. And the matuška cashiers will flash their tits and babuškas their moldy a**es on the roof so the Ukrainians won’t dare blow up the banks.
And the situation in Russia grows a little more dire. Make sure to grab a few shotgun shells for the road on your way out of the office.
Also a good time to negotiate a payraise.
And people rushing to the bank to get cash
People were making fun of Russia for using North Korean soldiers until they managed to win at Kursk, I imagine something similar will happen when it comes to this.
Who owns the banks? This must be a token to appease someone wealthy lol.
Rather useless, but still. I’m sure it’s a very good idea to hand out AKs at banks and have them eyeball drones while magdumping them.
Looks like Cyberpunk was wrong, the first Corpo Wars will happen in Russia and not the US.
Yup, that’s what a winner does, can’t wait for tankies to spin this in a creative way
Fortification works not just against drones (maybe least for that), but also against people and entities, including goverment.
So what does that mean? Russia is sayjng, “youre on your own. Spend your own money to arm yourself.”
Lol this isn’t what you do when you’re winning the war.
Guys, I’m starting to think this 3 days military operation isn’t going according to plan.
Yeah, drone threat… They are gonna take the civilian savings that are left in the system, the arms are to defend from them, not drones…
Worked for school shootings defense. Why not for Russia?
/S
Bankers with shotguns? 🤠
How are things going, Ruzzia? 😂
My partner works at a bank. Would be hilarious (and very deadly for her colleagues) if she would be armed with lethal weapons to defend the workplace
Russia is gearing up for some kind of disaster. Western governments are preparing for a broad conflict around 2030. I’m still trying to wrap my head around what the end goal is for Russia. This cannot possibly end well for them.
I’m all for dunking on Russia, but this is something that Ukraine has been doing for some time now.
[Ukraine allows key companies to have air defence teams, minister says](https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/ukraine-allows-key-companies-have-air-defence-teams-minister-says-2025-11-19/)
>Ukraine’s government has authorised energy, communications and transport companies to purchase and use air defence equipment to improve their effectiveness in combating [Russian air attacks](https://www.reuters.com/world/ukraine-russia-war/), defence minister Denys Shmyhal said on Wednesday.
Ukraine hasn’t even targetted any financial institutions in Russia.
Nah… It’s a trick!
The FIs pay to train their employees to handle AA systems, which they will probably do better than the grunts the Russian Army uses because most FI employees can actually read. Then ‘their’ AA systems gets ‘slightly repositioned’ to also cover power substations and factories important for the war effort.
So they’re allowing institutions that manage large quantities of money to also arm themselves and operate semi autonomously from the state….
So how’s the Three Day Special Operation going, *Vlad?* Maybe it’s time to just go home, eh?
Being a bank teller In Russia finna be lit/wildin and so on