All the jawbone is working to push oil prices down. On Friday evening it’ll be back to threats!
Ok_Drummer6282 on
Does anyone else look at these titles and price charts and ever get pissed off?
Like its wild that millionaires would be this gullible.
xSaRgED on
According to everything coming out of the oil industry, that’ll be close to the tipping point.
humboldt77 on
“Iran’s state television claimed to have a copy of a draft framework for a memorandum of understanding with the U.S., according to Reuters.
However, the White House has refuted the claim saying it a complete fabrication.”
Sounds like Iran has started playing the market manipulation game as well. Hopefully they can fuck it up enough that Shitler loses interest in the war.
>The US has described Iranian reports of a draft deal on ending the war as a “complete fabrication”.
LOL
*edit*
>Iran will not get sanctions relief in exchange for giving up highly enriched uranium, Donald Trump said, according to PBS News.
It sounds like we are somehow FURTHER from a deal that last week. Art of the deal baby.
0Hakuna_Matata0 on
It’s wild how much the study of economics depends on people’s expectations. We all know Trump is full of shit and neither of the 3 governments involved are reliable truth tellers. The investors at these companies and fund managers aren’t looking at the news and thinking oh wow, a deal is near. They see these headlines and think the herd is going to move according to this therefore I need to get in front of it. It’s manipulation of the markets and it’s not even a secret
gameyhobbit on
Time to buy stocks. Get ready to sell in a few days.
reddituseronebillion on
Phase 1: Cause a blockade
Phase 3: Profit!
Venat14 on
I wish I could get in on all this corrupt market trading. Why bother working when you can just trade oil futures based on an illegal war?
Oaktree27 on
It’s hilarious that everyone falls for this almost every day. Show this to anyone who says rich people are smart
ProjectNo4090 on
I cant take wall street seriously. Its like watching dumb cattle follow each other off a cliff because one panicked.
DDoubleDDog on
The “report” is based on what the Islamic Republic said. That is not a credible source.
Elvin_Excretion on
At this point, I im really starting to think Trump and Iran are working together to keep the price jumping and both making money off the markets. None of this makes any sense. Every time there is a “deal,” someone breaks the “ceasefire,” if there even is a real ceasefire agreement. The only people benefiting from this are the people playing the stocks and in the know.
iamwayycoolerthanyou on
It’s all theatrics and stalling tactics until the actual shortages, supply shocks, and economic events start hitting America hard. At that point, Iran will be at it’s strongest negotiating point.
Rich_Consequence2633 on
At this point nothing is trustworthy at all. One day we are bombing and striking Iran, the next they are saying we are just about done with a “deal”, the next we are threatening to bomb again, then another day we strike again… Rinse and repeat.
All while Iran itself says everything coming out of the White House is complete BS.
UncertainAnswer on
I refuse to accept at any point in the future that the market is at all rational or based in reality/ fundamentals.
It’s just gambling. And what this has taught me is that a lot of people absolutely fucking suck at this form of legalized gambling.
Over-Policy-5636 on
bullshit
ForsakenRacism on
Gas stations fall 0 cents
O-parker on
Won’t see it at pumps for 4 months .. you know big oil needs to keep reporting record profits to survive
myopinionisrubbish on
You’d think they would wait until an actual deal was signed and wait to see if it actually did anything.
Astrosaurus42 on
How is oil still around $90? Seems to be artifically low compared to the war and the strait not being open.
cinnamonpeachcobbler on
2 weeks to flatten the curve.
ViolettaQueso on
Trades must have been locked in early because this trump q &a during his “cabinet” meeting is back to all threats of annihilation & not meeting Iran anywhere in their demands.
El_Presidente66 on
Remind me to check this post in a month
super_fallguys on
That assumes an agreement between the two will hold (which it won’t), and thus the only way to restore Hormuz traffic is to go to war.
Saratj1 on
At this rate gas will be cheaper than when this all started lol. Or we (Americans) are a bunch of suckers
Otherwise-Sun2486 on
Ahhh tmrw it would be dissolved
astrozombie2012 on
Are people really so foolish?
MD90__ on
It is Wednesday not Tuesday
iPinch89 on
Hasn’t it been widely reported that the damage to infrastructure alone will take years to get back to “normal”?
DeadNazis247365 on
#fellforitagain
Either Wall Street investors are: 1) 10x dumber than I thought, or 2) they are all just trying to claw as much money from one another as possible by betting that they will be on the last chopper out of Nam, and all the other investors are going to be the ones left holding the bag.
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Lucy with the football twice a week, for months.
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Fixed “fire months” to “for months”.
All the jawbone is working to push oil prices down. On Friday evening it’ll be back to threats!
Does anyone else look at these titles and price charts and ever get pissed off?
Like its wild that millionaires would be this gullible.
According to everything coming out of the oil industry, that’ll be close to the tipping point.
“Iran’s state television claimed to have a copy of a draft framework for a memorandum of understanding with the U.S., according to Reuters.
However, the White House has refuted the claim saying it a complete fabrication.”
Sounds like Iran has started playing the market manipulation game as well. Hopefully they can fuck it up enough that Shitler loses interest in the war.
Guess who is trading oil futures today???
>[White House: Iranian media reports are ‘complete fabrication’](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/27/iran-war-us-peace-deal-trump-strait-hormuz-latest-lebanon/#1779892827459)
>The US has described Iranian reports of a draft deal on ending the war as a “complete fabrication”.
LOL
*edit*
>Iran will not get sanctions relief in exchange for giving up highly enriched uranium, Donald Trump said, according to PBS News.
It sounds like we are somehow FURTHER from a deal that last week. Art of the deal baby.
It’s wild how much the study of economics depends on people’s expectations. We all know Trump is full of shit and neither of the 3 governments involved are reliable truth tellers. The investors at these companies and fund managers aren’t looking at the news and thinking oh wow, a deal is near. They see these headlines and think the herd is going to move according to this therefore I need to get in front of it. It’s manipulation of the markets and it’s not even a secret
Time to buy stocks. Get ready to sell in a few days.
Phase 1: Cause a blockade
Phase 3: Profit!
I wish I could get in on all this corrupt market trading. Why bother working when you can just trade oil futures based on an illegal war?
It’s hilarious that everyone falls for this almost every day. Show this to anyone who says rich people are smart
I cant take wall street seriously. Its like watching dumb cattle follow each other off a cliff because one panicked.
The “report” is based on what the Islamic Republic said. That is not a credible source.
At this point, I im really starting to think Trump and Iran are working together to keep the price jumping and both making money off the markets. None of this makes any sense. Every time there is a “deal,” someone breaks the “ceasefire,” if there even is a real ceasefire agreement. The only people benefiting from this are the people playing the stocks and in the know.
It’s all theatrics and stalling tactics until the actual shortages, supply shocks, and economic events start hitting America hard. At that point, Iran will be at it’s strongest negotiating point.
At this point nothing is trustworthy at all. One day we are bombing and striking Iran, the next they are saying we are just about done with a “deal”, the next we are threatening to bomb again, then another day we strike again… Rinse and repeat.
All while Iran itself says everything coming out of the White House is complete BS.
I refuse to accept at any point in the future that the market is at all rational or based in reality/ fundamentals.
It’s just gambling. And what this has taught me is that a lot of people absolutely fucking suck at this form of legalized gambling.
bullshit
Gas stations fall 0 cents
Won’t see it at pumps for 4 months .. you know big oil needs to keep reporting record profits to survive
You’d think they would wait until an actual deal was signed and wait to see if it actually did anything.
How is oil still around $90? Seems to be artifically low compared to the war and the strait not being open.
2 weeks to flatten the curve.
Trades must have been locked in early because this trump q &a during his “cabinet” meeting is back to all threats of annihilation & not meeting Iran anywhere in their demands.
Remind me to check this post in a month
That assumes an agreement between the two will hold (which it won’t), and thus the only way to restore Hormuz traffic is to go to war.
At this rate gas will be cheaper than when this all started lol. Or we (Americans) are a bunch of suckers
Ahhh tmrw it would be dissolved
Are people really so foolish?
It is Wednesday not Tuesday
Hasn’t it been widely reported that the damage to infrastructure alone will take years to get back to “normal”?
#fellforitagain
Either Wall Street investors are: 1) 10x dumber than I thought, or 2) they are all just trying to claw as much money from one another as possible by betting that they will be on the last chopper out of Nam, and all the other investors are going to be the ones left holding the bag.