Generals on Hegseth: “This could’ve been an e-mail.”
Generals on Trump: “???”
Responsible-Bird-470 on
What could possibly go wrong?
localistand on
Non-zero chance this is all an elaborate generals’ genitals check–the trans panic is intense within the administration.
Holdthemuffins on
Shit, meet show.
encrypted-signals on
Small man with fragile ego can’t let the news be about someone else.
RepulsiveLoquat418 on
hegseth may be mad about being upstaged, but he should be grateful he’ll no longer be the most embarrassingly stupid jackass at the summit.
nowmeetoo on
Oh cool, so now it’s all of the generals AND Cheeto in chief all in the same preannounced location.
jjaime2024 on
It would be funny if it was a trap set up by Hegseth.
AcanthisittaNo6653 on
I am more concerned that they are all under the same roof than what the idiot might say.
h1storyguy on
Check your text messages, most likely some extra invites have been sent out.
Negative_Gravitas on
Yeah, no way Trump was going to skip a chance to self-stroke over all that brass.
thistimelineisweird on
Loyalty test to the biggest loser.
Diligent-Wave-4150 on
Those events always remind me of the Saddam Hussein purge. I hope all will be okay after the meeting.
D-Rich-88 on
Do you think he will make them literally kiss the ring?
EvolvingDior on
Corporal Bone Spurs reporting for duty.
halfsweethalfstreet on
No better way to follow up a “warrior” speech, than with complaints about stairs and windmills
Critical_Rule6663 on
What are the chances Taco shows up with some medals on his chest so he can play General too?
ctguy54 on
“I could have been a general, but the bone spurs were so painful.”
Kwelikinz on
It could help for them realize how our country is actually being led. Maybe he’ll give another proof beyond all doubt “speech.”
Blastosist on
I am sure they will be thrilled to hear from Cadet Bone Spurs
“It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider,” Trump said in the interview when Howard Stern asked how he handled making sure he wasn’t contracting STDs from the women he was sleeping with.
Pickle-Rick-C-137 on
The Fox News flunky and the draft dodger with bone spurs are going to try to convince them all to betray their oath to the Constitution.
PansophicNostradamus on
I foresee Trump asking the generals to sign a pact pledging allegiance to him, not the Constitution, or they’ll be fired for not kissing the ring.
Wolfman01a on
Trump cant stand not being the prettiest princess at the party. He had to attend. Kegsbreath isn’t getting all that attention to himself.
thehightype on
I have a bad feeling this is something extremely serious and theyre just leaking that it’s a pointless rally the troops event to distract everyone.
ProfessorDerp22 on
Here’s comes the great purge. Shit you read about in “shit hole” countries throughout history is about to happen here.
I guess now that someone finally got through that thick skull of his he decided he needed to be front and center. Not shocking considering the man is a malignant narcissist.
jotro138 on
“Help me, OF-8, you’re my only hope…”
Faroutman1234 on
The meeting was Trump’s idea from the beginning. He will rant about Biden, Comey, Fake News, Hillary’s emails and light bulbs for a few hours then send everyone home. If he is in a bad mood he will declare war on Venezuela.
fakelaughfred on
>Hegseth plans to video himself giving a speech on “warrior ethos” to the generals, because “the guys with the stars on their shoulders make for a better audience from an optics standpoint,” an insider told CNN.
“I know you’re all busy being generals and stuff, but the boss and I *really* need to cut this commercial.”
Pockydo on
I genuinely wonder how moral is among the top brass
I doubt they like being seen as props for a dementia addled pedophile and a drunk
rysker6 on
It’s always about him.
Every day.
The last decade.
I want to go back to a world, where this orange disgrace of a person is no longer president
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Generals on Hegseth: “This could’ve been an e-mail.”
Generals on Trump: “???”
What could possibly go wrong?
Non-zero chance this is all an elaborate generals’ genitals check–the trans panic is intense within the administration.
Shit, meet show.
Small man with fragile ego can’t let the news be about someone else.
hegseth may be mad about being upstaged, but he should be grateful he’ll no longer be the most embarrassingly stupid jackass at the summit.
Oh cool, so now it’s all of the generals AND Cheeto in chief all in the same preannounced location.
It would be funny if it was a trap set up by Hegseth.
I am more concerned that they are all under the same roof than what the idiot might say.
Check your text messages, most likely some extra invites have been sent out.
Yeah, no way Trump was going to skip a chance to self-stroke over all that brass.
Loyalty test to the biggest loser.
Those events always remind me of the Saddam Hussein purge. I hope all will be okay after the meeting.
Do you think he will make them literally kiss the ring?
Corporal Bone Spurs reporting for duty.
No better way to follow up a “warrior” speech, than with complaints about stairs and windmills
What are the chances Taco shows up with some medals on his chest so he can play General too?
“I could have been a general, but the bone spurs were so painful.”
It could help for them realize how our country is actually being led. Maybe he’ll give another proof beyond all doubt “speech.”
I am sure they will be thrilled to hear from Cadet Bone Spurs
“It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider,” Trump said in the interview when Howard Stern asked how he handled making sure he wasn’t contracting STDs from the women he was sleeping with.
The Fox News flunky and the draft dodger with bone spurs are going to try to convince them all to betray their oath to the Constitution.
I foresee Trump asking the generals to sign a pact pledging allegiance to him, not the Constitution, or they’ll be fired for not kissing the ring.
Trump cant stand not being the prettiest princess at the party. He had to attend. Kegsbreath isn’t getting all that attention to himself.
I have a bad feeling this is something extremely serious and theyre just leaking that it’s a pointless rally the troops event to distract everyone.
Here’s comes the great purge. Shit you read about in “shit hole” countries throughout history is about to happen here.
[A day ago, he didn’t even know it was his own generals showing up.](https://youtube.com/shorts/5XgLt-TVix8?si=3jfpAL7E_05bqgO9)
I guess now that someone finally got through that thick skull of his he decided he needed to be front and center. Not shocking considering the man is a malignant narcissist.
“Help me, OF-8, you’re my only hope…”
The meeting was Trump’s idea from the beginning. He will rant about Biden, Comey, Fake News, Hillary’s emails and light bulbs for a few hours then send everyone home. If he is in a bad mood he will declare war on Venezuela.
>Hegseth plans to video himself giving a speech on “warrior ethos” to the generals, because “the guys with the stars on their shoulders make for a better audience from an optics standpoint,” an insider told CNN.
“I know you’re all busy being generals and stuff, but the boss and I *really* need to cut this commercial.”
I genuinely wonder how moral is among the top brass
I doubt they like being seen as props for a dementia addled pedophile and a drunk
It’s always about him.
Every day.
The last decade.
I want to go back to a world, where this orange disgrace of a person is no longer president