Getting a semi-quasi-pseudoreligious lecture from Trump is like getting a lecture on ethics from Trump, or a lecture about how not to rape kids from Trump.
porridge_gin on
As usual, making liberals sound way cooler than we are. Party of SATAN! Sexual ANARCHISTS! Cue the guitar riff! Neerneneernwneerne!
Dinker54 on
Huh, this must be him leading by example in the effort to tone down the rhetoric and bring people together? Freaking Temu President.
Ok_State_1863 on
From the man who breaks every single one of the Ten Commandments on an hourly basis.
Rude-Strawberry-6360 on
So, where’s the Epstein files.
inactivemember99 on
Religion is a scam. That’s why droopy don abuses it.
MrPantsyFlants on
Odd how a man who believes himself to be God will label his enemies as Satan worshippers.
panmetronariston on
This man is not right in the head.
space_for_username on
After calling the Ukrainians a bunch of Nazis, Putin switched to calling them Satan worshippers. I wonder where Donny gets his cue cards from?
WALTER_SOBCHAK on
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Necessary_Scheme_347 on
Yeah, Democrats obviously need to tone down the rhetoric when liberals have been called communists, Antifa terrorists, baby killers, the enemy within, Satan worshippers…the list goes on. It’s been like this for a decade now and conservative snowflakes only care about this type of rhetoric when it’s pointed at them. When the highest office in the land is using this language, it’s just trolling. When Democrats do it, it’s “rAdiCaLiZing aNd iNfLaMmAtOrY.” Fucking ridiculous
thorzeen on
It is ALWAYS projection with the Republican party.
mcs5280 on
I guess he broke up with Satan last night?
verone3784 on
Honestly, it’s just getting more and more embarrassing at this point.
25th amendment.
Callabrantus on
We will not reach the end of the year before the military will open fire on US citizens for simply protesting.
I don’t want to be right. I also can’t see it going any other way.
The good guys aren’t coming.
leontes on
Democratic party principles:
Poverty alleviation, access to care, hospitality to strangers, tolerance, and respect
“Jesus Christ, that’s santanic!” Republicans
Benedictus_The_II on
The Ten Commandments, and how Trump personally shattered every single one.
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
Trump openly called himself the chosen one on live TV, looked up at the sky, and basked in it. If that’s not idolatry, what is?
2. You shall not make idols or bow down to them.
He held up a Bible he’s never read like a trophy during a militarized photo op after gassing peaceful protesters.
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord in vain.
He used Christianity to bait evangelicals while mocking them in private, calling pastors full of shit (Michael Cohen testimony). That’s using God’s name for personal gain. Textbook blasphemy.
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
Golf. Twitter tantrums. Self-worship rallies.
Not once has this man treated the Sabbath as sacred, unless you count skipping church to rage post about SNL.
5. Honor your father and your mother.
He had his own father’s will rewritten while Fred Trump was suffering from dementia, cutting out family members to seize control of the estate.
6. You shall not murder.
Trump knowingly downplayed a deadly virus (“I wanted to always play it down” – March 2020), lied to the public, and botched the pandemic response, leading to hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
Bragged on Howard Stern about walking in on naked pageant contestants, including teens. Paid hush money to a porn star he raw dogged four months after Melania gave birth, and proudly said “No problem getting pussy”.
8. You shall not steal.
He stole from his own charity, using donations meant for kids with cancer to buy a $10,000 portrait of himself. The Trump Foundation was forcibly shut down as a result.
9. You shall not bear false witness.
From birtherism to election lies to COVID bleach, he’s the most prolific liar in presidential history with over 30,000 documented falsehoods. He lies like he breathes. The Big Lie? That one got people killed.
10. You shall not covet.
He spent years obsessed with Obama’s birth certificate, seethed about not winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and cried about his own inauguration crowd being “bigger”.
So next time someone calls Trump a man of God, show them this. If Trump is their moral compass, they’ve already lost.
Udjet on
But hey, let’s tone down the rhetoric, right? Right?
Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo on
He’s the embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins
nickmortensen on
The Trump Insurgency in the US wants a racial holy war.
This is nothing more than a request for action on the grounds that his opponents are literally demons. Any other President would be impeached over this, but for Trump it won’t even move the needle.
JackBurton___Me on
I think “worst president ever” is pretty much cemented for all time at this point.
rapidcreek409 on
Remember when “Basket of Deplorables” was somehow over the top?
FiscalCliffClavin on
2547
Bubbly-Two-3449 on
Dems are trying to protect poor and sick and elderly people’s access to healthcare. Healthcare that the country can easily afford.
That’s hardly satanic.
nonamenolastname on
I have a theory: he got some health related bad news, and he is freaking out. He was probably diagnosed with dementia.
MOVES_HYPHENS on
>#THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS
>
>1) One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
>
>2) The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
>
>3) One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
>
>4) The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
>
>5) Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.
>
>6) People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
>
>7) Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
Personally, I’ll follow the Satanic Temple over the “Christian” Nationalists
nickmortensen on
Anyone who thinks that the 25th Amendment is going to save us ought to read the 25th Amendment. Even if they try it, Trump can nullify it with a letter saying “Nope” within 96 hours to Congress. From there, the Cabinet has to either back down or get both Congress and the Senate to vote 2/3 in favor of his removal.
The Trump presidency ends when he dies. Even if he becomes unmistakably senile, they will just pull him from the public and have JD Vance be the go-between for Trump and the MAGA Enthusiasts so they can acclimate themselves to seeing Vance as Trump’s spiritual successor.
rstew62 on
What is he talking about,I just watched what I am pretty sure was an animated news show where Trump was having a baby with Satan.
mycophile on
Hail Satan
Abremac on
I dunno. Satan’s pretty cool!
ich_bin_alkoholiker on
Republicans definitely are thinking about satan more than I do as an atheist.
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Getting a semi-quasi-pseudoreligious lecture from Trump is like getting a lecture on ethics from Trump, or a lecture about how not to rape kids from Trump.
As usual, making liberals sound way cooler than we are. Party of SATAN! Sexual ANARCHISTS! Cue the guitar riff! Neerneneernwneerne!
Huh, this must be him leading by example in the effort to tone down the rhetoric and bring people together? Freaking Temu President.
From the man who breaks every single one of the Ten Commandments on an hourly basis.
So, where’s the Epstein files.
Religion is a scam. That’s why droopy don abuses it.
Odd how a man who believes himself to be God will label his enemies as Satan worshippers.
This man is not right in the head.
After calling the Ukrainians a bunch of Nazis, Putin switched to calling them Satan worshippers. I wonder where Donny gets his cue cards from?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Yeah, Democrats obviously need to tone down the rhetoric when liberals have been called communists, Antifa terrorists, baby killers, the enemy within, Satan worshippers…the list goes on. It’s been like this for a decade now and conservative snowflakes only care about this type of rhetoric when it’s pointed at them. When the highest office in the land is using this language, it’s just trolling. When Democrats do it, it’s “rAdiCaLiZing aNd iNfLaMmAtOrY.” Fucking ridiculous
It is ALWAYS projection with the Republican party.
I guess he broke up with Satan last night?
Honestly, it’s just getting more and more embarrassing at this point.
25th amendment.
We will not reach the end of the year before the military will open fire on US citizens for simply protesting.
I don’t want to be right. I also can’t see it going any other way.
The good guys aren’t coming.
Democratic party principles:
Poverty alleviation, access to care, hospitality to strangers, tolerance, and respect
“Jesus Christ, that’s santanic!” Republicans
The Ten Commandments, and how Trump personally shattered every single one.
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
Trump openly called himself the chosen one on live TV, looked up at the sky, and basked in it. If that’s not idolatry, what is?
2. You shall not make idols or bow down to them.
He held up a Bible he’s never read like a trophy during a militarized photo op after gassing peaceful protesters.
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord in vain.
He used Christianity to bait evangelicals while mocking them in private, calling pastors full of shit (Michael Cohen testimony). That’s using God’s name for personal gain. Textbook blasphemy.
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
Golf. Twitter tantrums. Self-worship rallies.
Not once has this man treated the Sabbath as sacred, unless you count skipping church to rage post about SNL.
5. Honor your father and your mother.
He had his own father’s will rewritten while Fred Trump was suffering from dementia, cutting out family members to seize control of the estate.
6. You shall not murder.
Trump knowingly downplayed a deadly virus (“I wanted to always play it down” – March 2020), lied to the public, and botched the pandemic response, leading to hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
Bragged on Howard Stern about walking in on naked pageant contestants, including teens. Paid hush money to a porn star he raw dogged four months after Melania gave birth, and proudly said “No problem getting pussy”.
8. You shall not steal.
He stole from his own charity, using donations meant for kids with cancer to buy a $10,000 portrait of himself. The Trump Foundation was forcibly shut down as a result.
9. You shall not bear false witness.
From birtherism to election lies to COVID bleach, he’s the most prolific liar in presidential history with over 30,000 documented falsehoods. He lies like he breathes. The Big Lie? That one got people killed.
10. You shall not covet.
He spent years obsessed with Obama’s birth certificate, seethed about not winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and cried about his own inauguration crowd being “bigger”.
So next time someone calls Trump a man of God, show them this. If Trump is their moral compass, they’ve already lost.
But hey, let’s tone down the rhetoric, right? Right?
He’s the embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins
The Trump Insurgency in the US wants a racial holy war.
This is nothing more than a request for action on the grounds that his opponents are literally demons. Any other President would be impeached over this, but for Trump it won’t even move the needle.
I think “worst president ever” is pretty much cemented for all time at this point.
Remember when “Basket of Deplorables” was somehow over the top?
2547
Dems are trying to protect poor and sick and elderly people’s access to healthcare. Healthcare that the country can easily afford.
That’s hardly satanic.
I have a theory: he got some health related bad news, and he is freaking out. He was probably diagnosed with dementia.
>#THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS
>
>1) One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
>
>2) The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
>
>3) One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
>
>4) The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
>
>5) Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.
>
>6) People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
>
>7) Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
Personally, I’ll follow the Satanic Temple over the “Christian” Nationalists
Anyone who thinks that the 25th Amendment is going to save us ought to read the 25th Amendment. Even if they try it, Trump can nullify it with a letter saying “Nope” within 96 hours to Congress. From there, the Cabinet has to either back down or get both Congress and the Senate to vote 2/3 in favor of his removal.
The Trump presidency ends when he dies. Even if he becomes unmistakably senile, they will just pull him from the public and have JD Vance be the go-between for Trump and the MAGA Enthusiasts so they can acclimate themselves to seeing Vance as Trump’s spiritual successor.
What is he talking about,I just watched what I am pretty sure was an animated news show where Trump was having a baby with Satan.
Hail Satan
I dunno. Satan’s pretty cool!
Republicans definitely are thinking about satan more than I do as an atheist.