Donald Trump has said that he hopes to “survive” 2026 above all else, in a shockingly morbid reveal from the 79-year-old president.
Trump was asked during an interview with the ever-loyal One America News Network (OAN) about his “big plans” for the midterms next year, when the GOP will be fighting to retain control of the House and Senate.
As usual, Trump releases a plan, and I find it impossible to get behind it.
coldsandwich32 on
“I have concepts of a plan”
Spicy_Pancake1 on
Gosh, him and I will just never see eye to eye on anything.
twirlingmypubes on
His plan needs to include “keep turds in body” and “remember where I am”
PoetryJunior1808 on
Mr. President. May I offer you three more Big Macs, a large bucket of wings from KFC, and a double-stuffed, Meat Lover’s pizza from Pizza Hut? All to be washed down with at least three 64-ounce Diet Cokes, of course.
The_Navarone on
I hope his plan fails like his economy and that he shuts down like his government.
llahlahkje on
It’s his puppet masters’ plan for him, too, at least until after the midterms. After that if he acts out of line with his handlers’ wishes he’ll be ousted with the 25th.
If an errant Filet O Fish drags him down to Hell too early they will Weekend at Bernies him just long enough to accomplish their goal.
Watch for sudden long periods without anything on the schedule — they’re priming the pump for this. We’ve already seen a couple instances of this recently.
Their goal?
By waiting until after the midterms — if they have to replace him with Vance, the couch scromper can serve the rest of IQ47’s term and then still be eligible for two more if the oligarchs decide to use him as their puppet instead.
BTRCguy on
Donald, let me be the first to say on behalf of millions of Americans that we *sincerely* hope you are as good at *this* plan as you are at all your other plans.
Retaining-Wall on
**oh** man this is **fuck**ing awful news for the President, **yes** I would not be **please**d to hear this news. **Let**’s hope **it** doesn’t **happen** too **quickly.**
middlechildanonymous on
Epstein files
I_like_dwagons on
I hope this plan goes as well as infrastructure week.
Cellophane7 on
I do love that so many headlines start with his incredibly advanced age lol
Noblesseux on
There’s something really bizarre to me about using what are potentially your last years on earth effectively destroying the country. Like if I were old as shit and wealthy I’m not sure causing worldwide chaos for petty reasons would be on my bucket list.
usps_fan on
How do comment without breaking rule #2?
SirTorrentsOfAle on
He got that Louis the 16th vibe
PlsSuckMyToes on
Hope his plans fall through
Kappy421 on
Maybe it’ll end in 2 weeks?
SolaireSquirrel on
I think all of his plans are bad. Hopefully none of them work out the way he wants.
crepuscularcunt on
He’s showing all the signs of rapid and irreversible decline. I give it 6 months max.
stoic_spaghetti on
This miserable fuck ruined the United States, incited generational hatred, destroyed international relationships….just to meekly die with shit in his pants in the end.
There was no point to any of this
TinaBortion1899 on
Let’s hope that’s as successful as every other plan he’s initiated.
MadScientist1023 on
Here’s hoping this plan goes the way of most of his other ones
PotatoHighlander on
Good luck with that the reaper is calling Donald, he like you doesn’t understand the word no.
Frustrable_Zero on
“Trump has also become increasingly open about concerns that he may not get into heaven once he dies. This includes admitting he desperately wants to broker an end to the Russia-Ukraine conflict, as it would improve his chances of getting into the pearly gates.”
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Donald Trump has said that he hopes to “survive” 2026 above all else, in a shockingly morbid reveal from the 79-year-old president.
Trump was asked during an interview with the ever-loyal One America News Network (OAN) about his “big plans” for the midterms next year, when the GOP will be fighting to retain control of the House and Senate.
Read the full story, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-79-reveals-one-of-his-big-plans-for-2026-is-to-survive/).
As usual, Trump releases a plan, and I find it impossible to get behind it.
“I have concepts of a plan”
Gosh, him and I will just never see eye to eye on anything.
His plan needs to include “keep turds in body” and “remember where I am”
Mr. President. May I offer you three more Big Macs, a large bucket of wings from KFC, and a double-stuffed, Meat Lover’s pizza from Pizza Hut? All to be washed down with at least three 64-ounce Diet Cokes, of course.
I hope his plan fails like his economy and that he shuts down like his government.
It’s his puppet masters’ plan for him, too, at least until after the midterms. After that if he acts out of line with his handlers’ wishes he’ll be ousted with the 25th.
If an errant Filet O Fish drags him down to Hell too early they will Weekend at Bernies him just long enough to accomplish their goal.
Watch for sudden long periods without anything on the schedule — they’re priming the pump for this. We’ve already seen a couple instances of this recently.
Their goal?
By waiting until after the midterms — if they have to replace him with Vance, the couch scromper can serve the rest of IQ47’s term and then still be eligible for two more if the oligarchs decide to use him as their puppet instead.
Donald, let me be the first to say on behalf of millions of Americans that we *sincerely* hope you are as good at *this* plan as you are at all your other plans.
**oh** man this is **fuck**ing awful news for the President, **yes** I would not be **please**d to hear this news. **Let**’s hope **it** doesn’t **happen** too **quickly.**
Epstein files
I hope this plan goes as well as infrastructure week.
I do love that so many headlines start with his incredibly advanced age lol
There’s something really bizarre to me about using what are potentially your last years on earth effectively destroying the country. Like if I were old as shit and wealthy I’m not sure causing worldwide chaos for petty reasons would be on my bucket list.
How do comment without breaking rule #2?
He got that Louis the 16th vibe
Hope his plans fall through
Maybe it’ll end in 2 weeks?
I think all of his plans are bad. Hopefully none of them work out the way he wants.
He’s showing all the signs of rapid and irreversible decline. I give it 6 months max.
This miserable fuck ruined the United States, incited generational hatred, destroyed international relationships….just to meekly die with shit in his pants in the end.
There was no point to any of this
Let’s hope that’s as successful as every other plan he’s initiated.
Here’s hoping this plan goes the way of most of his other ones
Good luck with that the reaper is calling Donald, he like you doesn’t understand the word no.
“Trump has also become increasingly open about concerns that he may not get into heaven once he dies. This includes admitting he desperately wants to broker an end to the Russia-Ukraine conflict, as it would improve his chances of getting into the pearly gates.”
Yeah I don’t think that’s gonna happen
He’s sitting down 90% of the time
He looks awful
The hand
Vance out front more and more
Well my plan for him is…not that.