That’s so weird. It’s almost like vaccines prevent illness. Who would have thought?
PopPalsUnited on
Cause and effect.
EldritchSlut on
Our vaccines worked so well they didn’t think they needed them anymore.
SoRaffy on
have they considered increasing the thoughts and prayers?
bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry on
Wait until polio starts happening
kcs9700 on
Let the good times roll!
Joebeemer on
Let’s see how long RFK Jr’s survival of the fittest rhetoric lasts when MAGAs start falling like shit flies…
bytemage on
At least they don’t get autism or die because of the vaccines. /s
Alternative_Rate7474 on
Louisiana also having an outbreak.
disasterbot on
Whoop, there it is.
Brief_Night_9239 on
And it won’t just be whooping cough cases. Actions have consequences. Ron meatball and all those Florida Republican leaders took their vaccines, only their dumb followers don’t and WILL pay the prices…
SpectacularRedditor on
Them’s the breaks. Too bad nothing can be done about it.
SelmermarkV on
If science could only come up with something that could prevent this…
2HDFloppyDisk on
Next you’ll be told not to take Tylenol for fevers or headache’s, to just tough it out. Oh wait.
Esfahen on
This admin has rat fucked every square inch of American life.
terrible-takealap on
Well well well, if it isn’t my old nemesis, the consequences of my own actions.
This_Guy-Fawkes on
They’re considering renaming it to the “Whoopsie, this was entirely preventable” cough.
subUrbanMire on
Pertussis is *savage* on children.
Fuck all the adults that benefited from giving the anti-vax movement so much sway.
Don’t worry, Trump will claim his administration developed an injection that contains a little bit of the disease so that you that makes you immune to it. He will say he’s never heard of a vaccine before—but that the previous ones were also hoaxes despite never having heard of them—and exclaim that his are the best.
And just for $1,000,000, you can get one in a golden hypodermic needle.
Agreeable-Deer7526 on
All of the vaccinated adults not vaccinating their children is insane.
tensei-coffee on
RIP floridaman
Scarfwearer on
They should try the newly discovered method of micro dosing the dead version of the virus first.
Should help with keeping cases down.
Micro dosing has proven to be very effective.
gizajobicandothat on
It’s not really the cough that’s the problem, it’s babies literally drowning to death as they can’t clear their lungs. It’s better to keep things natural though according to Brainworm bobbie and Dementia Don.
explosivekyushu on
We’re unfortunately flying back to the US to bring the new baby to meet his grandparents for the first time, he’s not 12 months old yet.
Doctors here wouldn’t give the MMR vaccine until at least then (which would be after our trip), until we told them we were going to America soon, then they immediately arranged the appointment for the next day haha.
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100% preventable. This should not be happening.
That’s so weird. It’s almost like vaccines prevent illness. Who would have thought?
Cause and effect.
Our vaccines worked so well they didn’t think they needed them anymore.
have they considered increasing the thoughts and prayers?
Wait until polio starts happening
Let the good times roll!
Let’s see how long RFK Jr’s survival of the fittest rhetoric lasts when MAGAs start falling like shit flies…
At least they don’t get autism or die because of the vaccines. /s
Louisiana also having an outbreak.
Whoop, there it is.
And it won’t just be whooping cough cases. Actions have consequences. Ron meatball and all those Florida Republican leaders took their vaccines, only their dumb followers don’t and WILL pay the prices…
Them’s the breaks. Too bad nothing can be done about it.
If science could only come up with something that could prevent this…
Next you’ll be told not to take Tylenol for fevers or headache’s, to just tough it out. Oh wait.
This admin has rat fucked every square inch of American life.
Well well well, if it isn’t my old nemesis, the consequences of my own actions.
They’re considering renaming it to the “Whoopsie, this was entirely preventable” cough.
Pertussis is *savage* on children.
Fuck all the adults that benefited from giving the anti-vax movement so much sway.
Live by the swamp, die by the swamp.
It will be easier to cough when they [don’t have any teeth left](https://www.cfpublic.org/politics/2025-07-01/florida-ends-fluoridating-its-water-july-1-heres-what-you-should-know), though.
So, they have that going for them, at least.
Don’t worry, Trump will claim his administration developed an injection that contains a little bit of the disease so that you that makes you immune to it. He will say he’s never heard of a vaccine before—but that the previous ones were also hoaxes despite never having heard of them—and exclaim that his are the best.
And just for $1,000,000, you can get one in a golden hypodermic needle.
All of the vaccinated adults not vaccinating their children is insane.
RIP floridaman
They should try the newly discovered method of micro dosing the dead version of the virus first.
Should help with keeping cases down.
Micro dosing has proven to be very effective.
It’s not really the cough that’s the problem, it’s babies literally drowning to death as they can’t clear their lungs. It’s better to keep things natural though according to Brainworm bobbie and Dementia Don.
We’re unfortunately flying back to the US to bring the new baby to meet his grandparents for the first time, he’s not 12 months old yet.
Doctors here wouldn’t give the MMR vaccine until at least then (which would be after our trip), until we told them we were going to America soon, then they immediately arranged the appointment for the next day haha.
Yah don’t say