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  1. AssociateGreat2350 on

    The news will make any excuse not to talk about the shutdown, US occupied cities and Epstein. 

    The dude didn’t even win his little medal and it’s still all they can talk about

  2. Maximum_Tea_5934 on

    I should have invested in some ketchup shares before this since you know the White House is going to need a brand new supply.

    But, you know what they say – “Heinz sight is 20/20”

  3. Petulant man-child with tiny hands, incontinence, CHF and a predilection toward minors will now threaten Norway with violence because he didn’t get $100,000 and a shiny medal

  4. Next_Worth_3616 on

    Reminder that Maduro is a RIGHT wing dictator and that Mrs. Machado is the progressive and democratic fighter we need in America

    Personally hope AOC can follow in this brave and courageous lady’s footsteps.

  5. I couldn’t be more bored by this news story. He’s a tyrant – he was never going to win it.

  6. Its a medal made of gold… of course he wants it… he is a Niffler

    “Long-snouted, burrowing creatures with a penchant for anything shiny.”

  7. Trick_Succotash_9949 on

    Obama’s got real estate inside Chumps decrepit brain. And it’s completely rent free.

  8. thistimelineisweird on

    Obama is everything Trump isn’t: a respected world leader, has integrity, is in shape, has a massive penis probably, and won a Nobel.

  9. PerfunctoryComments on

    FWIW, Obama in no universe deserved the peace prize either. The committee did massive harm to the prize, setting up exactly the sort of farce we are seeing with Trump, giving Obama a nod hoping that it would somehow induce him to their goals.

  10. The only way this could get any more satisfying would be if the Nobel Commission hyphenated the namesake of the honor and added Obamas name directly to the award, the legacy, and the media juggernaut that it is.

    King Cheetos ego being so effectively destroyed would compel him to make nice with Elon for the sake of hacking nuke technology to bypass all security just to needlessly erase a planet — for the sake of not having to hear that he got so rightfully snubbed — again.

  11. >Allows Israel to level Gaza to dirt

    >Bombs watercraft off Venezuela

    >Shits all over NATO and makes Ukraine basically beg for help

    >Bombs Iran

    >Uses US military against its own citizens in violation of the Constitution

    > Expects Nobel Peace Price

  12. PatchyWhiskers on

    I’ve got this crazy suggestion. Maybe Trump could do something that promotes peace?

  13. AdorianTsepeshu on

    I disagree. I think everyone is underestimating the stupidity involved in this.

    Trump wants the Nobel Peace Prize for an even dumber reason: he thinks it will get him into heaven.

    This is absolutely the type of guy who thinks that, if he has a Nobel Prize, God *has* to let him in. You can absolutely see him trying to make that argument at the Pearly Gates. Everything is transactional and status based with this guy – doing all the awful shit in the world can be somehow offset by winning the biggest “good guy” prize at all.

    Not that he wants to do anything *actually* good. He doesn’t understand the importance of substance. For people like Trump, it’s all about the appearances.

  14. Just compare Obama’s accomplishments verses Trump’s accomplishments. The reason why Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize is because his accomplishments are greater than than of Trump, right?

  15. Peter Thiel will be declaring the Nobel selection committee to all be legionnaires of the Antichrist…

  16. There’s no way the people who gave the prize to Obama, before he had actually accomplished anything other than getting elected, would ever give it to Trump.

  17. Ok-disaster2022 on

    Man Obama just lives rent free in the head of Trump

    Obama should just go on a comedy tour making jokes about Trump. Get The late night stars to go with him and do their shows from the road. 

  18. He and his dad wouldn’t let black people live in their buildings but he’s had Obama living in his head rent free for almost 20 years.

  19. “Pete; The Venezuelan fishing boat bombings will continue until Peace Price. Thank you for your attention on this matter”

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