>Donald Trump was thirsty for diplomacy’s biggest medal. He woke up Friday, still parched.
>Even before he returned to the White House in January, the President has been waging a far-from-subtle [campaign](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqknS3jF7h4) for a Nobel Peace Prize. On Thursday, Trump made a last-minute pitch for the biggest prize in diplomacy, telling reporters in the Oval Office that he accomplished what no one else has. “I know this: that nobody in history has solved eight wars in a period of nine months. And I’ve stopped eight wars. So that’s never happened before,” Trump said during an Oval Office meeting with the President of Finland.
Ugh-screen-name on
You can’t lose something you never had in the first place.
BearSquid7 on
Should’ve stopped more imaginary wars
KidKilobyte on
“I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it”
crownpuff on
He still has time for the consolation prize. Economics prize is announced in a couple of days and trump must be on the shortlist with his genius tariffs.
Inevitable-Ad9760 on
His shame’s got no game.
SeminoleDVM on
The amount of global deaths that will be attributed to the decisions his administration has already made will be staggering by the time all is said and done.
I know they’re not capable of making a good faith argument, but to think he deserves a Nobel for peace is insane.
suite3 on
Obama was the peace prize president.
reddittorbrigade on
I expect Fox news to criticize the Nobel prize committee.
Trump has raped a lot of women and kids. He hasn’t stopped yet the Genocide he has actively supported.
Israel and Hamas will never have a permanent truce. Temporary ceasefire is the best case scenario. Learn from our history!
BTRCguy on
It’s Friday morning and I know Trump will be unhappy all damn day. It is like my weekend has started early!
jo_maka on
He didn’t lose, he was never even in the race. Only heckling from the bleachers.
yourlittlebirdie on
He absolutely cannot stand that Obama, a black man, has something he doesn’t.
reddittorbrigade on
Seeing a Hispanic beating this demented child sexual predator is very satisfying.
SentientPerson-1 on
If the instigator of a violent insurrection against his own country can’t win a peace prize, then what hope do any of us have?
Clear-Spring1856 on
Can’t lose something you were never gonna get 🤷♂️
ttpharmd on
Yeah but Time Person of the Year is coming up so he’ll be happy again soon!
Dazzling-Penis8198 on
Seems like an odd thing to ask for. Shouldn’t a decent person do these things without expecting to be rewarded? You’ve got power and money, fucking chill
CrimsonFeetofKali on
He eliminated USAID, which will kill millions, he’s threatened the sovereign nation of Canada and the NATO-allied territory of Greenland, waged a brutal deportation campaign, sending people to for-hire prisons across the planet, is using the US military against civilians for political reasons, and, as a trans American myself, let’s saying I’m not feeling the peace. And he’s quite willing, to his credit, to have his team step in to situations to promote negotiations as conflicts arise. That’s great, but he always wants to be front and center with a signing ceremony as he begs for an award.
It’s quite a mixed legacy, and I honestly think he might’ve gotten one if he had just shut up and not kept taking about wanted a Nobel. The lack of grace and the lack of class shows.
championkid on
I’m sure he planned on using it as a bargaining chip for god when he dies and is judged for being the tremendous hunk of shit that he is, he could say “actually, I won the Nobel prize, so….” Cause, you know, god is clearly a cult-swayed idiot with no critical thinking ability too.
AmazingRefrigerator4 on
Someone’s going to be bigly mad this morning. I imagine White House staff are nervously looking at one another wondering who will have to wake Donnie up to tell him the news…
Maybe if he’s on his best behavior for another year and stops attacking his own citizens he will have a chance in 2026.
Turbulent-Raise4830 on
the fascist that advocates for violence and renamed the department of defense as department of war didnt get the peace price?
HallucinogenicFish on
To lose something you have to actually be part of the competition to begin with. He was not. Let’s not pretend that any of this was serious. Anyone who was encouraging him was doing it solely to manipulate him by stroking his monstrous ego.
Academic-Key2 on
Unexplainable Tariffs for Norway incoming in 3…2…
AProperCup on
Peace? Are we talking about the ‘peace’ his goons are spreading by kidnapping American citizens all over the country? That peace. Or the kind of peace he’s generating by sending our military terrorizing citizens in Chicago, LA, Portland, NYC? That peace? Or do we mean the peace he’s making by renaming the Department of Defense the department of WAR?
flames2388 on
So happy for him lol 😆
ACasualRead on
He is going to claim the Nobel peace prize is now a “terrorist symbol” and anyone who uses the word “Nobel” will end up in prisons with antifa.
Timmehtwotimes on
When he loses he’ll riot and threaten everyone like the peaceful man he is. God I can’t wait till he dies.
marcopaulodirect on
Mark my words: he wants to win it so he can turn around and burn it all down to desecrate yet another good thing.
snarquisnarquer on
This is a great relief! Trump’s entire existence takes place in a hyper inflated bubble of narcissistic delusions. When he talks about how great and wonderful he is, he might be lying, but worse than that, he is hallucinating. This is not an exaggeration. It is so extremely dangerous to continue to pump up that bubble. Trump surrounds himself with people, and a republican led congress whose only job to do just that, and every day, we see the consequences of helping a Malignant Narcissist believe he is an omnipotent, omniscient King.
beatnik_squaresville on
Uh oh, DOJ indictment of Mr. Nobel Prize incoming.
RonaldMcDaugherty on
How are they handling things over there in the conservative sub?
Fancy_Possible9891 on
Praise be! There is a God after all!!
OrbeaSeven on
Incredible that he actually thought he deserved it. Definitely lives in an alternative world.
finetuneit80 on
To a Venezuelan politician (who champions for her people’s democratic rights), no less.
Considering Trump’s behaviour towards Venezuelan boats, this loss is just delicious. 😋
Taskerst on
This is like saying I lost out on marrying Ana de Armas.
chicken101 on
“Campaigning” for an award is so insane to me. The award isn’t the real prize, it’s the shit you had to do to win it!
Donkey_Doody on
He’s going to create the trump peace prize and give it to himself
I_am_Reddit_Tom on
He didn’t lose it did he. I mean you don’t need to reach like this to find stuff to criticise him for. And to be fair if his Israel Palestine truce sticks he’s got a reasonable case. Even a stopped clock etc.
Rednwh195m on
How can you lose something you never had.
TintedApostle on
You don’t lose the prize. It isn’t a race and there are hundreds of nominations every year. He just didn’t win it. End of discussion.
You don’t get to plead your case.
justalittlebear01 on
Its not losing when you never had a shot at winning.
BeefPoet on
“Loses”? he was never in the running.
Imaginary_Builder_56 on
**The scariest thing is Halloween to the world is the American president.**
Trump in his first term wanted to know if his military could draw up plans to invade *Swisserland* and they asked “*do you mean Switzerland?*” and he said yes, start with Helsinki and they again commented, “ *Helsinki in Finland, sir?*” to which Trump told them it was not in Finland and they should stop questioning his orders and do what they are told.
Sadly this isn’t fiction but all to real, as reported by **General James Mattis** who did not understand why Trump would make such a request. To Mattis who was Trump‘s defense secretary at the time, it seemed an unrelated issue.
General James Mattis just didn’t understand how much it bothers Donald that *Obama was granted a Nobel Peace Prize*, and Trump would rather eliminate everyone from getting a Nobel prize if he can have one. **Trump’s not smart enough to get one for science, he’s proven to be inept at business and getting two countries, not at war to sign a peace treaty doesn’t qualify.**
***Mark my words***, Trump is a president who will take us to war because he personally is either offended or believes it’s a good idea. His attacking Venezuela ships in International Waters without judicial overview or offering reliable proof is an example of him exercising **“Trump” control** over the military versus presidential control of the military.
**Pete Hegseth fired the commander of the Navy because he refused to fire upon vessels that did not carry any offensive or defensive weaponry.** Hegseth then appointed a commander who swore an oath to Trump. That Trump loyalist then has attacked any ship he was told to.
**One of the ships attacked and completely destroyed in International Waters turns out to be a fishing boat containing a father and his four kids from a poor fishing village.**
Hegseth has “fired” over 35 high-ranking military personnel and has been replacing them with Trump loyalists since he first took Office. The exact same practice took place in ***Russia, Germany, Spain, and Italy*** during the lead up to and during World War II.
***Another terrifying echo of history.***
wwJones on
You can’t lose a prize you were never considered for in the first place.
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>Donald Trump was thirsty for diplomacy’s biggest medal. He woke up Friday, still parched.
>Even before he returned to the White House in January, the President has been waging a far-from-subtle [campaign](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqknS3jF7h4) for a Nobel Peace Prize. On Thursday, Trump made a last-minute pitch for the biggest prize in diplomacy, telling reporters in the Oval Office that he accomplished what no one else has. “I know this: that nobody in history has solved eight wars in a period of nine months. And I’ve stopped eight wars. So that’s never happened before,” Trump said during an Oval Office meeting with the President of Finland.
You can’t lose something you never had in the first place.
Should’ve stopped more imaginary wars
“I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it”
He still has time for the consolation prize. Economics prize is announced in a couple of days and trump must be on the shortlist with his genius tariffs.
His shame’s got no game.
The amount of global deaths that will be attributed to the decisions his administration has already made will be staggering by the time all is said and done.
I know they’re not capable of making a good faith argument, but to think he deserves a Nobel for peace is insane.
Obama was the peace prize president.
I expect Fox news to criticize the Nobel prize committee.
Trump has raped a lot of women and kids. He hasn’t stopped yet the Genocide he has actively supported.
Israel and Hamas will never have a permanent truce. Temporary ceasefire is the best case scenario. Learn from our history!
It’s Friday morning and I know Trump will be unhappy all damn day. It is like my weekend has started early!
He didn’t lose, he was never even in the race. Only heckling from the bleachers.
He absolutely cannot stand that Obama, a black man, has something he doesn’t.
Seeing a Hispanic beating this demented child sexual predator is very satisfying.
If the instigator of a violent insurrection against his own country can’t win a peace prize, then what hope do any of us have?
Can’t lose something you were never gonna get 🤷♂️
Yeah but Time Person of the Year is coming up so he’ll be happy again soon!
Seems like an odd thing to ask for. Shouldn’t a decent person do these things without expecting to be rewarded? You’ve got power and money, fucking chill
He eliminated USAID, which will kill millions, he’s threatened the sovereign nation of Canada and the NATO-allied territory of Greenland, waged a brutal deportation campaign, sending people to for-hire prisons across the planet, is using the US military against civilians for political reasons, and, as a trans American myself, let’s saying I’m not feeling the peace. And he’s quite willing, to his credit, to have his team step in to situations to promote negotiations as conflicts arise. That’s great, but he always wants to be front and center with a signing ceremony as he begs for an award.
It’s quite a mixed legacy, and I honestly think he might’ve gotten one if he had just shut up and not kept taking about wanted a Nobel. The lack of grace and the lack of class shows.
I’m sure he planned on using it as a bargaining chip for god when he dies and is judged for being the tremendous hunk of shit that he is, he could say “actually, I won the Nobel prize, so….” Cause, you know, god is clearly a cult-swayed idiot with no critical thinking ability too.
Someone’s going to be bigly mad this morning. I imagine White House staff are nervously looking at one another wondering who will have to wake Donnie up to tell him the news…
Maybe if he’s on his best behavior for another year and stops attacking his own citizens he will have a chance in 2026.
the fascist that advocates for violence and renamed the department of defense as department of war didnt get the peace price?
To lose something you have to actually be part of the competition to begin with. He was not. Let’s not pretend that any of this was serious. Anyone who was encouraging him was doing it solely to manipulate him by stroking his monstrous ego.
Unexplainable Tariffs for Norway incoming in 3…2…
Peace? Are we talking about the ‘peace’ his goons are spreading by kidnapping American citizens all over the country? That peace. Or the kind of peace he’s generating by sending our military terrorizing citizens in Chicago, LA, Portland, NYC? That peace? Or do we mean the peace he’s making by renaming the Department of Defense the department of WAR?
So happy for him lol 😆
He is going to claim the Nobel peace prize is now a “terrorist symbol” and anyone who uses the word “Nobel” will end up in prisons with antifa.
When he loses he’ll riot and threaten everyone like the peaceful man he is. God I can’t wait till he dies.
Mark my words: he wants to win it so he can turn around and burn it all down to desecrate yet another good thing.
This is a great relief! Trump’s entire existence takes place in a hyper inflated bubble of narcissistic delusions. When he talks about how great and wonderful he is, he might be lying, but worse than that, he is hallucinating. This is not an exaggeration. It is so extremely dangerous to continue to pump up that bubble. Trump surrounds himself with people, and a republican led congress whose only job to do just that, and every day, we see the consequences of helping a Malignant Narcissist believe he is an omnipotent, omniscient King.
Uh oh, DOJ indictment of Mr. Nobel Prize incoming.
How are they handling things over there in the conservative sub?
Praise be! There is a God after all!!
Incredible that he actually thought he deserved it. Definitely lives in an alternative world.
To a Venezuelan politician (who champions for her people’s democratic rights), no less.
Considering Trump’s behaviour towards Venezuelan boats, this loss is just delicious. 😋
This is like saying I lost out on marrying Ana de Armas.
“Campaigning” for an award is so insane to me. The award isn’t the real prize, it’s the shit you had to do to win it!
He’s going to create the trump peace prize and give it to himself
He didn’t lose it did he. I mean you don’t need to reach like this to find stuff to criticise him for. And to be fair if his Israel Palestine truce sticks he’s got a reasonable case. Even a stopped clock etc.
How can you lose something you never had.
You don’t lose the prize. It isn’t a race and there are hundreds of nominations every year. He just didn’t win it. End of discussion.
You don’t get to plead your case.
Its not losing when you never had a shot at winning.
“Loses”? he was never in the running.
**The scariest thing is Halloween to the world is the American president.**
Trump in his first term wanted to know if his military could draw up plans to invade *Swisserland* and they asked “*do you mean Switzerland?*” and he said yes, start with Helsinki and they again commented, “ *Helsinki in Finland, sir?*” to which Trump told them it was not in Finland and they should stop questioning his orders and do what they are told.
Sadly this isn’t fiction but all to real, as reported by **General James Mattis** who did not understand why Trump would make such a request. To Mattis who was Trump‘s defense secretary at the time, it seemed an unrelated issue.
General James Mattis just didn’t understand how much it bothers Donald that *Obama was granted a Nobel Peace Prize*, and Trump would rather eliminate everyone from getting a Nobel prize if he can have one. **Trump’s not smart enough to get one for science, he’s proven to be inept at business and getting two countries, not at war to sign a peace treaty doesn’t qualify.**
***Mark my words***, Trump is a president who will take us to war because he personally is either offended or believes it’s a good idea. His attacking Venezuela ships in International Waters without judicial overview or offering reliable proof is an example of him exercising **“Trump” control** over the military versus presidential control of the military.
**Pete Hegseth fired the commander of the Navy because he refused to fire upon vessels that did not carry any offensive or defensive weaponry.** Hegseth then appointed a commander who swore an oath to Trump. That Trump loyalist then has attacked any ship he was told to.
**One of the ships attacked and completely destroyed in International Waters turns out to be a fishing boat containing a father and his four kids from a poor fishing village.**
Hegseth has “fired” over 35 high-ranking military personnel and has been replacing them with Trump loyalists since he first took Office. The exact same practice took place in ***Russia, Germany, Spain, and Italy*** during the lead up to and during World War II.
***Another terrifying echo of history.***
You can’t lose a prize you were never considered for in the first place.