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  1. He is trying to get his Christian followers to feel sorry for him by saying that God Almighty is unfairly against him.

    Every single day more stupid and unbearable than the last.

  2. Writer_In_Residence on

    He’s been talking about death a lot lately; I wonder what the doctors really said to him. I’m not getting my hopes up though.

  3. But there is a solution – if 1000 MAGAs buy his absolutely genuine solid gold Trump cross, God has guaranteed he’ll get in.

  4. First, he does not believe, except other than he is special or divine in the figurative sense and deserves the undeserved best even in death.

  5. OhioPolitiTHIC on

    I don’t give a shit about his afterlife, I want him to answer for his crimes in this one.

  6. He says he’s never felt the need to confess or repent, which I understand is kind of a biggie for (real) Christians.

  7. But why would you not get into heaven? This needs to be asked because there is a 50/50 chance he will self incriminate

  8. newtoallofthis2 on

    Why are all the immediate follow-up questions to this “why do you think that?”

    He’s basically confessing and no one seems to be smart enough to ask him what for?

    Bizarre.

  9. He’s found out God Hates him ….

    Proverbs 6:16-19

    King James Version

    16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

    17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

    18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

    19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

  10. It is easier to thread a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

  11. There aren’t enough prayers in the universe to guarantee him ascending. This mother fucker will descend to the lowest levels of hell. If it’s real, I’m here for it.

  12. They may as well be talking about whether or not Santa will bring him any presents or not this year

  13. Creepy-Vermicelli529 on

    Neither are any of his followers, so they should be happy they’ll get to spend eternity with that fuckwit.

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