I will be extremely disappointed if this guy gets the nice afterlife.
Deinosoar on
He is trying to get his Christian followers to feel sorry for him by saying that God Almighty is unfairly against him.
Every single day more stupid and unbearable than the last.
Downside_Up_ on
But he’s been to Oklahoma
invalidpassword on
Unfortunately, there isn’t one for him to fry in for eternity.
Writer_In_Residence on
He’s been talking about death a lot lately; I wonder what the doctors really said to him. I’m not getting my hopes up though.
Astro-Logic83 on
Trump, 79, finally acknowledges the truth
Blue_Lake_3386 on
The Celestial elitists are biased towards his kind.
Silly-Raise7754 on
Diddling kids will do that to you.
cugeltheclever2 on
Probably something to do with all them kids he raped.
DavidBehave01 on
But there is a solution – if 1000 MAGAs buy his absolutely genuine solid gold Trump cross, God has guaranteed he’ll get in.
domiran on
It is not a healthy person who talks about these things.
steve_ample on
First, he does not believe, except other than he is special or divine in the figurative sense and deserves the undeserved best even in death.
embarrassedalien on
He’s not sure if he’s accepted Jesus into his heart and asked for forgiveness?
ToonSciron on
I thought this was the post we’ve all been waiting for
OhioPolitiTHIC on
I don’t give a shit about his afterlife, I want him to answer for his crimes in this one.
MazzIsNoMore on
How come no one is asking “why? What did you do?”
Minguseyes on
He says he’s never felt the need to confess or repent, which I understand is kind of a biggie for (real) Christians.
ramblinyonder on
But why would you not get into heaven? This needs to be asked because there is a 50/50 chance he will self incriminate
newtoallofthis2 on
Why are all the immediate follow-up questions to this “why do you think that?”
He’s basically confessing and no one seems to be smart enough to ask him what for?
Bizarre.
JamesPage1968 on
trump is 💩
Skim003 on
He’s going to announce tariffs on Heaven isn’t he.
Tenton_12 on
He’s found out God Hates him ….
Proverbs 6:16-19
King James Version
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
BeautysBeast on
It is easier to thread a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
ProNocteAeterna on
Pretty sure the guys downstairs have a spot all warmed up for him.
No-Scar8782 on
There aren’t enough prayers in the universe to guarantee him ascending. This mother fucker will descend to the lowest levels of hell. If it’s real, I’m here for it.
millermix456 on
They may as well be talking about whether or not Santa will bring him any presents or not this year
Hobotronacus on
If hell exists, it exists for people like him.
Creepy-Vermicelli529 on
Neither are any of his followers, so they should be happy they’ll get to spend eternity with that fuckwit.
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Because he wants to go to Epstein Island instead.
I will be extremely disappointed if this guy gets the nice afterlife.
He is trying to get his Christian followers to feel sorry for him by saying that God Almighty is unfairly against him.
Every single day more stupid and unbearable than the last.
But he’s been to Oklahoma
Unfortunately, there isn’t one for him to fry in for eternity.
He’s been talking about death a lot lately; I wonder what the doctors really said to him. I’m not getting my hopes up though.
Trump, 79, finally acknowledges the truth
The Celestial elitists are biased towards his kind.
Diddling kids will do that to you.
Probably something to do with all them kids he raped.
But there is a solution – if 1000 MAGAs buy his absolutely genuine solid gold Trump cross, God has guaranteed he’ll get in.
It is not a healthy person who talks about these things.
First, he does not believe, except other than he is special or divine in the figurative sense and deserves the undeserved best even in death.
He’s not sure if he’s accepted Jesus into his heart and asked for forgiveness?
I thought this was the post we’ve all been waiting for
I don’t give a shit about his afterlife, I want him to answer for his crimes in this one.
How come no one is asking “why? What did you do?”
He says he’s never felt the need to confess or repent, which I understand is kind of a biggie for (real) Christians.
But why would you not get into heaven? This needs to be asked because there is a 50/50 chance he will self incriminate
Why are all the immediate follow-up questions to this “why do you think that?”
He’s basically confessing and no one seems to be smart enough to ask him what for?
Bizarre.
trump is 💩
He’s going to announce tariffs on Heaven isn’t he.
He’s found out God Hates him ….
Proverbs 6:16-19
King James Version
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
It is easier to thread a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
Pretty sure the guys downstairs have a spot all warmed up for him.
There aren’t enough prayers in the universe to guarantee him ascending. This mother fucker will descend to the lowest levels of hell. If it’s real, I’m here for it.
They may as well be talking about whether or not Santa will bring him any presents or not this year
If hell exists, it exists for people like him.
Neither are any of his followers, so they should be happy they’ll get to spend eternity with that fuckwit.
And I think my car might not be a Transformer