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  1. “Three police officers in Fairhope, Alabama, took down and arrested a 61-year-old woman at the local No Kings protest for wearing a giant penis costume. ”

    “In a statement posted on Facebook on Monday, Fairhope police said they responded to a complaint Saturday about the penis costume, stating that they “observed an individual in a phallic costume near the Baldwin Square Shopping Center.” They approached Jeana Renea Gamble and told her to take the costume off because it was “deemed obscene in a public setting.” When she refused, she was tackled to the ground and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.”

    “A video of the arrest posted on Bluesky captures bystanders yelling at police that she posed no threat.”

  2. >They approached Jeana Renea Gamble and told her to take the costume off because it was “deemed obscene in a public setting.”  When she refused, she was tackled to the ground and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. 

    That’s rich, coming from three dickheads.

  3. If the cops happen to be homophobic, this makes it even better. I hope all their friends and family go around talking about how they like touching dick..

    EDIT: Not to mention they like beating their dicks in public

  4. Tiny_Structure_7 on

    “Your honor, we tackled the penis and proceeded to cuff it, as it was resisting our arrest.”

  5. What’s with this tackling to the ground bullshit?

    They can’t just say you’re under arrest and take them away?

  6. horseradish_is_gross on

    Wearing a dick costume is bad but waiving around a “Fuck Biden” flag is totally cool. K, got it. 👍

  7. Agressive-toothbrush on

    By wanting to remove a person in a penis costume from public view, all they managed to do was to make sure people from Canada to France, from Brazil to Iceland, from Japan to Egypt will have seen that costume AND took note of the giant protest that took over America last week.

  8. Well, the good news is Jeana will be getting a fat check at some point from the city. The bad news is it will be footed by the people she was trying to rally for.

  9. Haltheoptimist on

    So, in order to “take her down” these 3 male police officers had to wrestle a giant penis. Should look good on their resume.
    I am sure a sharp lawyer could have a lot of fun cross-examining those officers…especially if the lawyer was eorking “pro boner”.

  10. Illustrious-Bridge45 on

    Via police report: “As we tackled the penis for the arrest, it went flaccid. The other officers and I on the other hand…”

  11. Turd_Nerd_Bird on

    Oh no, a costume of a body part everybody has seen before and learns about in health class! Can’t have people seeing that, better violently beat the shit out them!!

  12. Prestigious-Car-4877 on

    There is nothing offensive about that costume. It is too cartoonish to be obscene.

  13. PresJamesGarfield on

    If it’s illegal to be dressed like a penis in public, why is Jesse Watters allowed on TV?

  14. No one got arrested though for hanging the noose on the lawn at the United States Capitol building on J6.

  15. InAllThingsBalance on

    So, now we are concerned about things “deemed obscene” when there is a literal serial pedophile in the White House?!

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