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  1. What he means is “I know it’s highly illegal but I’m a cuck who is going to remain silent because Im scared of a 79 year old with dementia who shits himself”

  2. NamelessResearcher on

    We’re not falling for that, Johnson. You’re third in line to the presidency. Act like it.

  3. “Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime.”

    – Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

  4. >‘I don’t know anything about that’: Mike Johnson ~~becomes the low-information House speaker~~ is an outright liar.

  5. Abstract__Reality on

    Ask him the same questions everyday. Force him to say “I don’t know” every day and let him know to his face how worthless he is

  6. NeededToChooseAName on

    “Hey so, Trump posted this weird message about fighting a war with Canada on the moon…”

    “I PLEAD THE FIFTH”

  7. TimelineAuditor on

    When you only “don’t know” about the things that make you and your party look bad, maybe you’re actually just a lying liar who lies

  8. Seagoon_Memoirs on

    Ge feigns ignorance so he can squash questioning and be unaccountable.

    It’s a way of controlling and abusing the press and the public,

  9. Johnson is paid $233,500 plus benefits to know nothing. He also gets an allowance of well over $1 million a year for staff and other expenses.

    For all that, he doesn’t even have to call the House into session or take 5 minutes to swear in a Democrat. Nice “work” if you can get it.

  10. Funny, when my representative is asked questions, they seem to know an awful lot about the subject. I guess Louisiana likes having reps that have no clue what is going on.

  11. He has no money, bank account, or idea wtf is going on. Yet, he is the current Speaker of the House, 3rd (?) in line for the Presidency.

  12. AcanthisittaNo6653 on

    One would think that, with all the free time Johnson has with the House out of session, he would have more time to pick up a newspaper or turn on CNN.

  13. Own_Thing_4364 on

    >It’s been nearly two weeks since Donald Trump signed one of the most scandalous pardons of his presidency *so far*

  14. When he says he doesn’t know tell him well you do now and make him answer the question. Have him Google it right there on live TV if he’s really clueless. Call him out every time.

  15. ImLikeReallySmart on

    “you’ll have to ask the president about that”

    Bitch, they already did! Which is why they were now asking you!

  16. TheBatemanFlex on

    Which is crazy because he *constantly* speaks in the president’s defense claiming to be intimately familiar with trump’s own thoughts, emotions, and motivations. Somehow, we are to accept that he is unaware of trump’s actions and words.

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