Did his half-brother also have to take it up the ass from Peter Thiel to get funded for this campaign run?
ansyhrrian on
Oh, so sad!
Too bad!
JD gonna be so, so mad.
Me? Well, since you ask, I think it’s *totally rad.*
No-Departure-899 on
Things are beginning to look a little brighter in this country. Now if only republicans could stop starving the working class that depends on SNAP.
Prometheusf3ar on
That’s because Vance is awful. Stay out of politics
BootyOptions on
Apparently everyone from this family looks like a tool
paxwells97 on
Can’t imagine how embarrassing it must be to lose that badly
arlondiluthel on
Lots of good news for democracy tonight.
Hi_Im_Dadbot on
Damn. The man’s couch is going to be on the receiving end of some nasty shit while he works out his emotions over this.
hop3less on
Greater Cincy resident. Thank god.
txyesboy2 on
It’s OK folks! Sure he got absolutely embarrassed at the polls, but he was able to line his pockets with that sweet drifting, MAGA donation money. And to the Republican Party, making the rich richer has always been the number one goal.
Fucking Siri. I’m gonna leave it because it’s funny. 🙂
Future-Guarantee-573 on
Refresh my memory, is Cincinnati one of the cities the national guard has invaded?
If not, I believe it soon will be.
Invitoveritas666 on
“He’s only into recliners…”
xzgvdp on
Sorry losers. They better get used to it. No more Vance in 2028!
pharsee on
Wait the Vance name doesn’t elicit instant notoriety like Kennedy?
🤔🤔🙄🙄
AcanthisittaNo6653 on
>The legal issue lies in the fact that Bowman’s listed address for voting and taxes does not match his public sentiments of where he lives. So if Bowman does live in the West End, but is voting with his old address in Oakwood, he would be voting in a different county judicial district and committing voter fraud.
Oh. That..
nikkothirty on
Where is his eyeliner and mascara?
Elegant_Goose257 on
Great news!! No one mourns the wicked!
CAM6913 on
HA! HA! But look at the bright side you can spend more time with the couch in your mommies basement alone and practice putting on your eyeliner so you can be just like your half wit brother
oddmanout on
He got 18% of the vote.
That’s somehow less than the number of people who just vote for the name with the R next to it.
Wow.
friendsafariguy11 on
JD Vance will find solace in his sectional.
Fit-Significance-436 on
TIL..JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman but has changed his name several times….
Ohuigin on
Maybe they’re hiring at Ikea. That way he could hook his brother up with some side pieces.
DrteethDDS on
Hillbilly Tragedy
AquaSquatch on
This is the first Daily Beast headline in months I’ve seen that didn’t say “Melts Down”
Why did this chump think he was gonna win? He literally was destroyed to pieces.
jackjackj8ck on
Yeahhh like when Trump kicks the bucket (from natural causes) I know conservatives and everyone are all expecting to rally around Vance
But he’s just so unlikable and just feels very corporate/elitest. I can’t imagine him ever capturing an audience in the same way to keep the party united, even if just by fear
Mozzy2022 on
Couldn’t happen to a better MAGAt
tim_p on
No one wants “JD Vance at home.”
EyeCanHearU on
Let me guess… Cincinnati is “being burned to the ground “ and will need a National Guard invasion by 10am
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Did his half-brother also have to take it up the ass from Peter Thiel to get funded for this campaign run?
Oh, so sad!
Too bad!
JD gonna be so, so mad.
Me? Well, since you ask, I think it’s *totally rad.*
Things are beginning to look a little brighter in this country. Now if only republicans could stop starving the working class that depends on SNAP.
That’s because Vance is awful. Stay out of politics
Apparently everyone from this family looks like a tool
Can’t imagine how embarrassing it must be to lose that badly
Lots of good news for democracy tonight.
Damn. The man’s couch is going to be on the receiving end of some nasty shit while he works out his emotions over this.
Greater Cincy resident. Thank god.
It’s OK folks! Sure he got absolutely embarrassed at the polls, but he was able to line his pockets with that sweet drifting, MAGA donation money. And to the Republican Party, making the rich richer has always been the number one goal.
Fucking Siri. I’m gonna leave it because it’s funny. 🙂
Refresh my memory, is Cincinnati one of the cities the national guard has invaded?
If not, I believe it soon will be.
“He’s only into recliners…”
Sorry losers. They better get used to it. No more Vance in 2028!
Wait the Vance name doesn’t elicit instant notoriety like Kennedy?
🤔🤔🙄🙄
>The legal issue lies in the fact that Bowman’s listed address for voting and taxes does not match his public sentiments of where he lives. So if Bowman does live in the West End, but is voting with his old address in Oakwood, he would be voting in a different county judicial district and committing voter fraud.
Oh. That..
Where is his eyeliner and mascara?
Great news!! No one mourns the wicked!
HA! HA! But look at the bright side you can spend more time with the couch in your mommies basement alone and practice putting on your eyeliner so you can be just like your half wit brother
He got 18% of the vote.
That’s somehow less than the number of people who just vote for the name with the R next to it.
Wow.
JD Vance will find solace in his sectional.
TIL..JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman but has changed his name several times….
Maybe they’re hiring at Ikea. That way he could hook his brother up with some side pieces.
Hillbilly Tragedy
This is the first Daily Beast headline in months I’ve seen that didn’t say “Melts Down”
Cincinnati Mayor Aftab Pureval handily defeated Vice President JD Vance’s half-brother Tuesday, according to the [Associated Press](https://apnews.com/article/cincinnati-mayor-election-e5595517a114395ae5a6a1bd5b4596ef).
Pureval, a Democrat, trounced Cory Bowman, securing an [early and humiliating lead](https://x.com/VLyonsTV/status/1985880009739804678) over the Republican challenger. An initial vote tally found that Pureval had won 12,694 votes, compared to Bowman’s meager 2,835, according to the [*Cincinnati Enquirer*](https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/elections/2025/11/04/cincinnati-mayor-race-results-cory-bowman-takes-on-aftab-pureval/86989953007/). Pureval was first elected to office in 2021.
Why did this chump think he was gonna win? He literally was destroyed to pieces.
Yeahhh like when Trump kicks the bucket (from natural causes) I know conservatives and everyone are all expecting to rally around Vance
But he’s just so unlikable and just feels very corporate/elitest. I can’t imagine him ever capturing an audience in the same way to keep the party united, even if just by fear
Couldn’t happen to a better MAGAt
No one wants “JD Vance at home.”
Let me guess… Cincinnati is “being burned to the ground “ and will need a National Guard invasion by 10am
Didnt just lose. Got smoked.
Good.
Did he say thank you?