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  1. Historical_Bend_2629 on

    His parents were absent or unkind, when he was very, very small. Not an excuse, but a piece of the puzzle.

  2. Adventurous-Goal478 on

    >The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

    -George Orwell, *1984*

  3. Well, I don’t know why people still take his words about non-policy issues seriously after all these years.

  4. He doesn’t use a toilet! He “truths” while Miller changes his shitty Depends diaper!

  5. MysteriousPepper8908 on

    We have no reason to believe he’s being shown his actual numbers and he can’t even watch fox news anymore because even they’re being forced to acknowledge reality on some level but I’m sure everything his staff presents him is designed to not set him off.

  6. Hey MAGA,
    How’s things goin’ for you so far?

    Zohran Mamdani on Unions:

    “because we know, just as Donald Trump does, that when working people have a seat at the table, the bosses who seek to extort them become very small indeed.”

  7. “his “best numbers ever” after a week when he had his worst.”

    Guys, remember, his favorite thing in the world is golf, where the lower you score, the better you do. Which explains why a rating of 30 out of 100 is a phenomenal score to him.

  8. Puzzled-Duck4047 on

    I wish Trump could just admit he sucks, without a BooHoo guilt trip, just I suck balls as a human being and as president.

  9. Narcissists invent an internal monologue where they always come out victorious as it makes them ‘feel’ good. Hence, when he hears of crappy polling numbers, he just says they’re the ‘best ever’. Believe me, the people around him have been hearing him say this over and over and over until he can believe it himself.

    It’s classic narcissistic self-protection. A real, actualized, integrated person would read those poll numbers and either 1) blow them off because he doesn’t care or 2) figure out some ways to modify his behavior to get the poll numbers up if he does care.

    (Source: I was married to a narcissist for a time. I would sometimes be kept up until 3 am with him droning on and on with the new comforting fantasy he was constructing over a setback. )

  10. What I don’t understand is why Trump doesn’t flip the script in the second half, fire satans baby Miller and hogswath, send out some free money, sign some sensible legislation and moon walk out of that bitch like a dawg. If he really just wants people to like him he should just stop being an asshole. He’s had to have stolen enough money by now and the courts will never touch him so why not?

  11. Received his best numbers ever? Classic emperor has no clothes. I wonder which of his lackeys is feeding him the bad data? My money is on Witchey-poo Leavitt.

  12. I would bet every I own that it’s somebody whose job it is at the White House to just feed him a steady stream of completely bullshit information to keep him placated.

  13. We are going to see this man have a legit mental breakdown on TV, aren’t we? I’m talking Azula after losing the Agni Kai to Zuko and Katara levels of mental breakdown. Screaming and crying and heaving breaths…

  14. Keep in mind that he doesn’t read. Someone is feeding him alternative facts that he wants to hear. Find something, anything, that was typed on a website and you can cite your way into your own alternate reality

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