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  1. Machiavvelli3060 on

    Is this the guy who got bitten on the face by a hooker?

    Yeah, that’s a typical Republican for you.

  2. Future-Guarantee-573 on

    It’s funny how people with sketchy legal histories always seem to become republicans.

  3. Impossible-Glove3926 on

    I’m sure Texans will vote for him based on his history of domestic violence. The GOP loves an abusive sex pest after all.

  4. Surprised he’s known as “sham-wow” guy and not “you’re gonna love my nuts,” or at least “slapchop” guy.

  5. I’m sure he’ll do fine there. Why campaign on issues affecting the people when you can just blabber about “woke” stuff.

  6. Punished_Brick_Frog on

    The guy who got arrested for an altercation with a sex worker? He’ll make a killing in the Republican party

  7. Texas Republicans vote for a C-list celebrity with a history of hooker-beating, and stalking?

    That’d never happen.

    ROFL

  8. Agressive-toothbrush on

    **Offer Shlomi** (Hebrew: עופר שלומי; born April 25, 1964, Beersheva, Israel), better known as **Vince Offer** or **Vince Shlomi**, is an Israeli-American infomercial pitchman, screenwriter, actor and director, who is the president and CEO of television advertising industry Square One Entertainment. He changed his name to Vince Offer in 1986 and started appearing on public access television.

    On February 7, 2009, Offer and a 26-year-old prostitute were both arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, after a physical altercation

    Vince Offer married Melody Claire Mandate (Melody Barney) on April 18, 2014, she was 26 yo, he was 50yo.

    Mandate is also know as : Melody Claire Barney, Melody Mandate Barney, Melody Claire Shlomi, Melody Mandate Shlomi. They have one daughter together.

    Mandate filed for divorce on October 18, 2018.

  9. The Onion couldn’t have written better satire

    And of course…Mr scamwow is running as a Republican lmfao

  10. I remember when this guy did “the underground comedy movie”. That’s like anti Republican values all through that movie and he wrote,directed, and acted in it. Prob would be called woke or some shit now.

  11. Mr “if you can slap a hooker you can slap a chop”? 

    I’m kind of surprised he’s not dead of an OD. Seemed like a guy that took a lot of uppers.

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