Too bad too sad. Try facing reality and start being honest
whateveryousaymydear on
full health benefits, full retirement benefits, perks, high income and they are stressed?
Do wonder if they consider how the rest of the country is surviving
SmolishPPman on
People in those positions have no concept of “survival mode“
KenUsimi on
So are all the people you just cut off food and healthcare, fucko. What, you seriously expect me to feel sorry for them? If they want me to care they need to change course
RepulsiveLoquat418 on
here’s hoping you don’t
RevolutionaryCard512 on
F off
PurposeConnect3329 on
He would be so much more handsome if he complained less and smiled more.
Sojum on
Oh please. They’re in Destroy America mode.
Adventurous-Jump-370 on
>He said his son is “embarrassed” by the security detail, which results in him being dropped off a block away from school to avoid drawing attention.
Doings this let alone making it widely know seems to make a security detail a waste of time for his son.
Available-Scar-9951 on
Christian Nationalist Liar. which the only relevant fact of that sentence is, he’s a liar.
AdHopeful3801 on
Mike Johnson thinks he’s in survival mode – and has no fucks to give about people who were staring down the possibility of fucking starvation because the GOP wanted to kill SNAP. An has no fucks to give about people who are about to lose their health care.
thinkingahead on
You have the White House, the Supreme Court, and both chambers of Congress. How exactly is it justifiable to be on life support?
soccerob85 on
Republicans control all facets of gov’t. The fuck?
Andurilthoughts on
Perhaps if you didn’t do such stupid asshole shit maybe you’d be having an easier time getting by shithead.
grasshopper239 on
If only he didn’t give his position and authority to the president, he might not feel so helpless.
zzWordsWithFriendszz on
How stressful was it the 5 weeks Congress wasn’t in session during the government shutdown? Probably not that bad.
DrBoots on
Pull the plug.
kaykatzz on
sometimes it’s best to pull the plug.
Thr0w_away_akk0unt on
Yeah, tough shit John. If life is difficult for you on government salary and benefits, resign and join the civilian workforce.
Paresseux1 on
Hey Mike, chicken was on sale this week while everyone was buying turkey. Cheap protein is a great life hack when you’re trying to survive.
FrenchBulldozer on
Kindly with all due respect GFYS.
Surprise_Special on
Most politicians have forgotten what it’s like to worry. They become rich selling us out to the rich. Blue and red swamp draining is needed.
Seagoon_Memoirs on
Everyday is an existential crisis for authoritarian regimes. It take 100% attention and effort to keep the lies in check, to keep people misinformed, to keep hate alive, to spread the story, to instill fear all so they can keep stealing all the resources.
Just one day off and the people will catch on to lies and rise up
DoctorP0nd on
Fuck this man, every way possible. Pathetic excuse for a human being.
blackmobius on
The great thing about a hard stressful and unfulfilling job is that you wake up every day and choose to go back to that job. One morning you realize dont have to wear that suit or that hat or do all that shit anymore. You dont have to listen to a unreasonable boss or meet impossible standards anymore. You can quit anytime you want.
Maybe him and that obnoxious press secretary that was also crying about how shit her job was could both quit? Seems like it would be better than continuing doing all that
Jimbo415650 on
His survival mode isn’t the same experience as regular Americans in survival mode
AcanthisittaNo6653 on
Seeing fake claw marks and blood stains would be a nice touch.. makeup!!
c4ctus4t on
Hey, if it’s too rough for ya, buddy, you could always quit…
PLEASE! >_<
Artistic-Post-4204 on
Resign. Make the pain go away. Do the right thing for once. Your family needs you.
BigMACfive on
May the odds be never in your favor
Murky-Cartoonist5283 on
Poor baby
HellaTroi on
You did that, asshole.
A_Beautiful_Impact on
Sleep will leave him. He’s growing tired.
ShadowEvos on
That’s what you get for sitting on your ass for over a month while the government was shutdown. It’s also what happens when you follow piss poor leadership.
ophaus on
I really want to see him crack.
xtracrableg on
Life will be better for all with him imprisoned
Negative_Gravitas on
No matter what happens, this traitor to his oath will *never* suffer sufficient consequences for his actions.
maeryclarity on
Oh GTFO you know who’s in survival mode? The rest of the goddamn country that y’all are fucking up left and right. Awww did you just get back from two months of vacation after having worked like three weeks total the whole year and you’re STRESSED?
Maybe you should DO SOMETHING LIKE THE JOB YOU WERE ELECTED TO DO
Turtledonuts on
poor baby. He can always quit congress.
robaroo on
bullshit. he’s loving every bit of it.
Datmiddy on
Survival mode is anyone brown in a metro area right now scared to go out in public if they hear ICE is around.
This prissy little weirdo watching his odd adopted sons porn history with him , should’ve been locked up and forced to move well away from schools and day cares quite some time ago.
StrangerFew2424 on
Can’t wait until this suck-up weasel goes back under his rock…
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Art of misdirection
Us too, bro
Too bad too sad. Try facing reality and start being honest
full health benefits, full retirement benefits, perks, high income and they are stressed?
Do wonder if they consider how the rest of the country is surviving
People in those positions have no concept of “survival mode“
So are all the people you just cut off food and healthcare, fucko. What, you seriously expect me to feel sorry for them? If they want me to care they need to change course
here’s hoping you don’t
F off
He would be so much more handsome if he complained less and smiled more.
Oh please. They’re in Destroy America mode.
>He said his son is “embarrassed” by the security detail, which results in him being dropped off a block away from school to avoid drawing attention.
Doings this let alone making it widely know seems to make a security detail a waste of time for his son.
Christian Nationalist Liar. which the only relevant fact of that sentence is, he’s a liar.
Mike Johnson thinks he’s in survival mode – and has no fucks to give about people who were staring down the possibility of fucking starvation because the GOP wanted to kill SNAP. An has no fucks to give about people who are about to lose their health care.
You have the White House, the Supreme Court, and both chambers of Congress. How exactly is it justifiable to be on life support?
Republicans control all facets of gov’t. The fuck?
Perhaps if you didn’t do such stupid asshole shit maybe you’d be having an easier time getting by shithead.
If only he didn’t give his position and authority to the president, he might not feel so helpless.
How stressful was it the 5 weeks Congress wasn’t in session during the government shutdown? Probably not that bad.
Pull the plug.
sometimes it’s best to pull the plug.
Yeah, tough shit John. If life is difficult for you on government salary and benefits, resign and join the civilian workforce.
Hey Mike, chicken was on sale this week while everyone was buying turkey. Cheap protein is a great life hack when you’re trying to survive.
Kindly with all due respect GFYS.
Most politicians have forgotten what it’s like to worry. They become rich selling us out to the rich. Blue and red swamp draining is needed.
Everyday is an existential crisis for authoritarian regimes. It take 100% attention and effort to keep the lies in check, to keep people misinformed, to keep hate alive, to spread the story, to instill fear all so they can keep stealing all the resources.
Just one day off and the people will catch on to lies and rise up
Fuck this man, every way possible. Pathetic excuse for a human being.
The great thing about a hard stressful and unfulfilling job is that you wake up every day and choose to go back to that job. One morning you realize dont have to wear that suit or that hat or do all that shit anymore. You dont have to listen to a unreasonable boss or meet impossible standards anymore. You can quit anytime you want.
Maybe him and that obnoxious press secretary that was also crying about how shit her job was could both quit? Seems like it would be better than continuing doing all that
His survival mode isn’t the same experience as regular Americans in survival mode
Seeing fake claw marks and blood stains would be a nice touch.. makeup!!
Hey, if it’s too rough for ya, buddy, you could always quit…
PLEASE! >_<
Resign. Make the pain go away. Do the right thing for once. Your family needs you.
May the odds be never in your favor
Poor baby
You did that, asshole.
Sleep will leave him. He’s growing tired.
That’s what you get for sitting on your ass for over a month while the government was shutdown. It’s also what happens when you follow piss poor leadership.
I really want to see him crack.
Life will be better for all with him imprisoned
No matter what happens, this traitor to his oath will *never* suffer sufficient consequences for his actions.
Oh GTFO you know who’s in survival mode? The rest of the goddamn country that y’all are fucking up left and right. Awww did you just get back from two months of vacation after having worked like three weeks total the whole year and you’re STRESSED?
Maybe you should DO SOMETHING LIKE THE JOB YOU WERE ELECTED TO DO
poor baby. He can always quit congress.
bullshit. he’s loving every bit of it.
Survival mode is anyone brown in a metro area right now scared to go out in public if they hear ICE is around.
This prissy little weirdo watching his odd adopted sons porn history with him , should’ve been locked up and forced to move well away from schools and day cares quite some time ago.
Can’t wait until this suck-up weasel goes back under his rock…
2 years? You Had over 30 days vacation.