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  1. La-Boheme-1896 on

    he doesn’t even seem to have *seen* anyone flip a coin before, he has no idea how to do it, he just throws it.

  2. It’s the equivalent of dropping the ball behind you during the windup on a ceremonial first pitch.

  3. He could have been easily been coached on how to flip a coin beforehand if he ever had the capacity to admit not knowing something.

  4. “it was the best flip. Some would even say the greatest flip, it was beautiful. The Captain’s and the referees had tears in their eyes, the best flip they’d ever seen. Better than Biden or Hilary”.

  5. privateidaho_chicago on

    Fake news … it was a perfect flip. Grown men are crying with joy at how perfect it was.

  6. Stereo_Jungle_Child on

    He was just confused and thought they were just presenting him with the coin as another bribe.

    I’m sure he pocketed it afterward.

  7. He is bigly so special. The most special boy to ever be president!

    We love you Donald! All of 330 millions of Americans! You are a big strong leader with large hands who flips a coin so strongly.

    I love North Korea! I mean America!

  8. DontBeCommenting on

    Bro, you’ve been rich your whole life, I thought playing with money would be the one thing you might be able to do. Can’t even flip a coin. 

  9. He’s never seen a coin before, he’s never gone to the grocery store, he’s never purchased anything requiring change. He’s a pampered spoiled turd born with a silver spoon and servants to do all his shopping for him.

  10. We are watching an old man with increasing cognitive problems. At this point, he may not understand how to flip a coin, since it is not a familiar activity for him.

  11. He can’t flip a coin because this greedy bastard’s tendency is to hang on to all of them like grim death. “You mean I don’t get to keep this? Why did you give it to me then?”

  12. Trump’s new Executive Order mandates that all future coin tosses in sports be carried out that way.

    “People are telling me they’ve never seen it done so well before. I didn’t say that, people are telling me that. I don’t know… I don’t know… They said, Mr President, your coin toss was the best there’s ever been. The fairest ever. Incredible. Incredible. All sports should use it, they said. But, look, today I’m signing this executive order to mandate fairness in sports. So this is it. Sport has never been nor will ever be this fair. Thank you.”

  13. It’s not fair to judge him for this. We know that he’s never dealt with such small denominations such as coins before, not to mention he clearly has had a hired coin-flipper most of his life.

  14. This is macho to people who wear barrels with suspenders and have names like Cletus and Brandeen.

  15. He also takes the coin from the ref in such a prissy way – thumb and index finger with the rest of the fingers raised to the sky.

  16. I’ll just assume if he had flipped the coin properly, his entire hand would be black for a week.

  17. Like JD trying to buy donuts.

    Crazy that the toxicly masculine party puts these guys on a pedastal. Almost as though toxic masuclinity is just bully-worship.

  18. Emperor_NOPEolean on

    Trump does nothing wrong.

    He literally has to do nothing, and can’t even do that right. 

  19. He tossed it with his bruised hand. Probably can’t use his fingers due to all the swelling. He’s very healthy.

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