One of the finest pieces of tongue in cheek journalism I’ve seen recently.
Mikethebest78 on
Old guys need their naps. Its ok grandpa they only need you for a couple hours a day anyway.
sugarlessdeathbear on
Maybe if he didn’t stay up social posting until 3am he could stay awake long enough to pretend to be doing the job.
cfalnevermore on
… that headline made me smile.
Vanilla_Either on
Omg….. maybe he had a few gummy samples lol
ExerciseScared8246 on
Poor shitty baby needs his nap and his diaper changed.
FarNeighborhood2901 on
Of course. Seniors citizens of his age are somewhere relaxing and not doing one of the most stressful jobs in world. His body simply cannot keep up nomatter how much people want to pretend.
508G37 on
Dozing Donald
funk_addict on
>Not even the dulcet tones of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could keep Trump from dozing
His voice actually lulls you to sleep with it’s otherworldliness
swazal on
Indica indicator …
Time-Cardiologist906 on
He’s on that good kush
x-Alexander on
Sleepy Don strikes again!
YesterShill on
Grandpa needs a nap. And a diaper change.
phantom_metallic on
The green lobby got to him.
eskieski on
sleepy Joe, whoops..what’s that again orange man
cmgmoser1 on
Marijuana is a hell of a drug.
Living_Pollution_525 on
Quick give him more Adderall
jmchao on
Dude took a dab of some indica, give him a break!
therealvladimir_0 on
The orange turd rolled a joint in celebration and decided to call it day……totally normal and no harm done.🤣
cute_toastieee2 on
Omg wtf!!! Well, Ladies and gentlemen, that’s our controversial president Donald trump.
Tall_Quail8469 on
We are so so close on getting good news on his health . I give it a month
InsomniaticWanderer on
But I was told it was Joe who was sleepy!
CAM6913 on
He stayed up all night snorting coke or Adderall rage posting he’s crashing during these photo ops
ThrowHeat44 on
He should have gone with a sativa instead.
fanchmmr on
Suddenly realizing that even the nickname “Sleepy Joe” was a projection…
Proving yet again: Every accusation is a confession. No exceptions.
dcrico20 on
Should have stayed away from the indica
whoanellyzzz on
Modafinil
DBCoopr72 on
You can’t make this stuff up folks. Unreal
ocwilly on
Alzheimer’s drug Leqembi must have kicked in!!
bramley36 on
I’m fond of “Don Snorleone”
sugarsaltsilicon on
Like when my husband pulls over while driving to rest his eyes.
sutroheights on
I’m so ready to fast forward to the end of this chapter.
Midnight1965 on
Getting high on his own supply, is he?
Smooth-Turnover9009 on
Doozy Don
Whis65 on
Stoner.
ImNotYou1971 on
Time for your nap now pawpaw.
altiif on
Sleepy Don
Ausrottenndm1 on
Literally sleeping & face stroke droop again… the drugs must be wearing off
WeirdSysAdmin on
I was going to sign this order, but then I got high. La-da-da da-da-da
Oilwell1 on
Light weight surrounded by incompetence sums it up
QuirkyWish3081 on
Hilarious. He’s probably hoping by closing his eyes he will be taken away before the Epstein files gets released.
RealGianath on
He’s basically a puppet at this point that the highest bidder gets to move around to ventriloquate their way into enacting their evil plans.
Hillary foresaw we were going to have a puppet presidency, but nobody took her seriously.
mojoman566 on
His gummies must have kicked in. Get Grandpa his Jello and put him to bed.
BreadfruitMany5477 on
Dude, he just smoked a fattie, give him a break!
neon_nightmare85 on
Who ever gets in 2029 needs to replace every official picture of trump falling asleep.
BioDriver on
Must’ve taken one helluva hit before signing.
SpleenBender on
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high.
3MATX on
Must’ve hit that indica beforehand… common orange clown, it’s not even 4:20 EST yet…
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>The anti-woke president
One of the finest pieces of tongue in cheek journalism I’ve seen recently.
Old guys need their naps. Its ok grandpa they only need you for a couple hours a day anyway.
Maybe if he didn’t stay up social posting until 3am he could stay awake long enough to pretend to be doing the job.
… that headline made me smile.
Omg….. maybe he had a few gummy samples lol
Poor shitty baby needs his nap and his diaper changed.
Of course. Seniors citizens of his age are somewhere relaxing and not doing one of the most stressful jobs in world. His body simply cannot keep up nomatter how much people want to pretend.
Dozing Donald
>Not even the dulcet tones of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could keep Trump from dozing
His voice actually lulls you to sleep with it’s otherworldliness
Indica indicator …
He’s on that good kush
Sleepy Don strikes again!
Grandpa needs a nap. And a diaper change.
The green lobby got to him.
sleepy Joe, whoops..what’s that again orange man
Marijuana is a hell of a drug.
Quick give him more Adderall
Dude took a dab of some indica, give him a break!
The orange turd rolled a joint in celebration and decided to call it day……totally normal and no harm done.🤣
Omg wtf!!! Well, Ladies and gentlemen, that’s our controversial president Donald trump.
We are so so close on getting good news on his health . I give it a month
But I was told it was Joe who was sleepy!
He stayed up all night snorting coke or Adderall rage posting he’s crashing during these photo ops
He should have gone with a sativa instead.
Suddenly realizing that even the nickname “Sleepy Joe” was a projection…
Proving yet again: Every accusation is a confession. No exceptions.
Should have stayed away from the indica
Modafinil
You can’t make this stuff up folks. Unreal
Alzheimer’s drug Leqembi must have kicked in!!
I’m fond of “Don Snorleone”
Like when my husband pulls over while driving to rest his eyes.
I’m so ready to fast forward to the end of this chapter.
Getting high on his own supply, is he?
Doozy Don
Stoner.
Time for your nap now pawpaw.
Sleepy Don
Literally sleeping & face stroke droop again… the drugs must be wearing off
I was going to sign this order, but then I got high. La-da-da da-da-da
Light weight surrounded by incompetence sums it up
Hilarious. He’s probably hoping by closing his eyes he will be taken away before the Epstein files gets released.
He’s basically a puppet at this point that the highest bidder gets to move around to ventriloquate their way into enacting their evil plans.
Hillary foresaw we were going to have a puppet presidency, but nobody took her seriously.
His gummies must have kicked in. Get Grandpa his Jello and put him to bed.
Dude, he just smoked a fattie, give him a break!
Who ever gets in 2029 needs to replace every official picture of trump falling asleep.
Must’ve taken one helluva hit before signing.
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high.
Must’ve hit that indica beforehand… common orange clown, it’s not even 4:20 EST yet…
This is the narco we need to stop. Narcolepsy!